airsmith2k
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any long time users here ever have any health related issues? im talking about long term 10 yrs plus almost non stop maybe taking a little break here or there...
Damn bro i kinda feel sorry for you.BigCracker said:None for me. My last bloodwork was around January and I was 315lbs. My liver enzymes were a tad high, but I just got off Anadrol 50 - oxymetholone - so it was to be expected. My BP was a tad high, but I had taken ephedrine that day and just finished training about an hour earlier. I'm 280 now and haven't gone over 600 mgs/week since, so I can only imagine I'm doing better. I surely feel better lighter and I'll never weigh more than I do now ever again. I'm 40 yrs old and have been "on" pretty much 18 yrs straight with a month off here and there(mostly due to lack of availability of decent quality gear in the 90's). About 2 yrs back I went off for 6 months. It wasn't so bad, but it took me a good 18 months to feel big again. Ironically I incurred my 1st serious injury last July-a pec tear. I'm no longer a member of the 500+ bench club, and aside from a noticeable indentation in my armpit/pec area when I do a most muscular pose, I really haven't lost much thickness. I train chest with dumbells and/or machines and don't go over 80lbs. Something I find to be strange is that I rarely get sick. I haven't had a cold in well over a year. How many guys half of my age can say that? I'd also like to say that the majority of the years I've been using I used 500mgs/wk tops. There were a 3-4 years I used higher mgs when competing. Even then I rarely used orals and never took T3. If I had to describe my diet over the past 20 years of serious training it could best be described as 70% clean. I drink a gallon of water daily and I think I've drank 30 beers total in the past 6-7 years. I'm a regular weed smoker though(shame on me). I tan too much and I've dipped snuff on and off since age 14. I'd also like to add that I'm not exactly sure what my deal is. Either I used responsibly? or I'm just lucky? Or maybe a bit of both??? Who knows? I could have a stroke or heart attack 5 minutes from now. Knock on wood that I don't.
The way I grew up I never expected to live past age 30. I've been shot at many times. I've been stabbed with a knife and had bottles busted over my head. I even got bit in the leg by some redneck with brown teeth(human bites are way more dangerous than dog bites). I've probably been in more bar brawls as a bouncer than Jenna Jameson has had loads shot in her face. I've done every recreational drug except for heroin and drove drunk(in my late teens/early 20's) many times without ever getting a DUI. I've never even been in a car crash. I've road sportbikes since age 20 and in spite of doing wheelies and hitting 200mph + on the freeway quite often, I've never crashed. I probably have over 300K miles logged on bikes over the years-but have only held a valid drivers license about 15 years of the 24 I've had one. lol With all of this being said, I look at each day I've lived after 30 as a gift. I've banged just under 100 chicks and had 2 girls at once about 20 times, so if I died before the end of this post I'd still consider myself coming out ahead.
Damn, just typing all of this crazy shit out in one post has really made me think about just how lucky I've been. Therefore I don't recommend that anyone tries to do what I've done. For some reason I don't think my death will be quick. After cheating death so many times I can only hope that I don't die from some drawn out terminal illness. Fuck. I may have jinxed myself with this post. You can bet I'll be looking both ways 2x before I cross the street from now on.
hypersniper05 said:Damn bro i kinda feel sorry for you.
mattdan said:Good stuff Cracker. So do you live in the Cracker state - ie - are you really a cracker?
If so maybe I'll buy you a beer some day. That'd make it 31 beers.
BTW, I know exactly what you mean about the tear. My bench went from 500 lbs to about 50 lbs in half a second. I never got surgery, that was a couple of years ago and my bench is just getting back to a respectable level.
Peace bro.
BigCracker said:None for me. My last bloodwork was around January and I was 315lbs. My liver enzymes were a tad high, but I just got off Anadrol 50 - oxymetholone - so it was to be expected. My BP was a tad high, but I had taken ephedrine that day and just finished training about an hour earlier. I'm 280 now and haven't gone over 600 mgs/week since, so I can only imagine I'm doing better. I surely feel better lighter and I'll never weigh more than I do now ever again. I'm 40 yrs old and have been "on" pretty much 18 yrs straight with a month off here and there(mostly due to lack of availability of decent quality gear in the 90's). About 2 yrs back I went off for 6 months. It wasn't so bad, but it took me a good 18 months to feel big again. Ironically I incurred my 1st serious injury last July-a pec tear. I'm no longer a member of the 500+ bench club, and aside from a noticeable indentation in my armpit/pec area when I do a most muscular pose, I really haven't lost much thickness. I train chest with dumbells and/or machines and don't go over 80lbs. Something I find to be strange is that I rarely get sick. I haven't had a cold in well over a year. How many guys half of my age can say that? I'd also like to say that the majority of the years I've been using I used 500mgs/wk tops. There were a 3-4 years I used higher mgs when competing. Even then I rarely used orals and never took T3. If I had to describe my diet over the past 20 years of serious training it could best be described as 70% clean. I drink a gallon of water daily and I think I've drank 30 beers total in the past 6-7 years. I'm a regular weed smoker though(shame on me). I tan too much and I've dipped snuff on and off since age 14. I'd also like to add that I'm not exactly sure what my deal is. Either I used responsibly? or I'm just lucky? Or maybe a bit of both??? Who knows? I could have a stroke or heart attack 5 minutes from now. Knock on wood that I don't.
The way I grew up I never expected to live past age 30. I've been shot at many times. I've been stabbed with a knife and had bottles busted over my head. I even got bit in the leg by some redneck with brown teeth(human bites are way more dangerous than dog bites). I've probably been in more bar brawls as a bouncer than Jenna Jameson has had loads shot in her face. I've done every recreational drug except for heroin and drove drunk(in my late teens/early 20's) many times without ever getting a DUI. I've never even been in a car crash. I've road sportbikes since age 20 and in spite of doing wheelies and hitting 200mph + on the freeway quite often, I've never crashed. I probably have over 300K miles logged on bikes over the years-but have only held a valid drivers license about 15 years of the 24 I've had one. lol With all of this being said, I look at each day I've lived after 30 as a gift. I've banged just under 100 chicks and had 2 girls at once about 20 times, so if I died before the end of this post I'd still consider myself coming out ahead.
Damn, just typing all of this crazy shit out in one post has really made me think about just how lucky I've been. Therefore I don't recommend that anyone tries to do what I've done. For some reason I don't think my death will be quick. After cheating death so many times I can only hope that I don't die from some drawn out terminal illness. Fuck. I may have jinxed myself with this post. You can bet I'll be looking both ways 2x before I cross the street from now on.
BigCracker said:None for me. My last bloodwork was around January and I was 315lbs. My liver enzymes were a tad high, but I just got off Anadrol 50 - oxymetholone - so it was to be expected. My BP was a tad high, but I had taken ephedrine that day and just finished training about an hour earlier. I'm 280 now and haven't gone over 600 mgs/week since, so I can only imagine I'm doing better. I surely feel better lighter and I'll never weigh more than I do now ever again. I'm 40 yrs old and have been "on" pretty much 18 yrs straight with a month off here and there(mostly due to lack of availability of decent quality gear in the 90's). About 2 yrs back I went off for 6 months. It wasn't so bad, but it took me a good 18 months to feel big again. Ironically I incurred my 1st serious injury last July-a pec tear. I'm no longer a member of the 500+ bench club, and aside from a noticeable indentation in my armpit/pec area when I do a most muscular pose, I really haven't lost much thickness. I train chest with dumbells and/or machines and don't go over 80lbs. Something I find to be strange is that I rarely get sick. I haven't had a cold in well over a year. How many guys half of my age can say that? I'd also like to say that the majority of the years I've been using I used 500mgs/wk tops. There were a 3-4 years I used higher mgs when competing. Even then I rarely used orals and never took T3. If I had to describe my diet over the past 20 years of serious training it could best be described as 70% clean. I drink a gallon of water daily and I think I've drank 30 beers total in the past 6-7 years. I'm a regular weed smoker though(shame on me). I tan too much and I've dipped snuff on and off since age 14. I'd also like to add that I'm not exactly sure what my deal is. Either I used responsibly? or I'm just lucky? Or maybe a bit of both??? Who knows? I could have a stroke or heart attack 5 minutes from now. Knock on wood that I don't.
The way I grew up I never expected to live past age 30. I've been shot at many times. I've been stabbed with a knife and had bottles busted over my head. I even got bit in the leg by some redneck with brown teeth(human bites are way more dangerous than dog bites). I've probably been in more bar brawls as a bouncer than Jenna Jameson has had loads shot in her face. I've done every recreational drug except for heroin and drove drunk(in my late teens/early 20's) many times without ever getting a DUI. I've never even been in a car crash. I've road sportbikes since age 20 and in spite of doing wheelies and hitting 200mph + on the freeway quite often, I've never crashed. I probably have over 300K miles logged on bikes over the years-but have only held a valid drivers license about 15 years of the 24 I've had one. lol With all of this being said, I look at each day I've lived after 30 as a gift. I've banged just under 100 chicks and had 2 girls at once about 20 times, so if I died before the end of this post I'd still consider myself coming out ahead.
Damn, just typing all of this crazy shit out in one post has really made me think about just how lucky I've been. Therefore I don't recommend that anyone tries to do what I've done. For some reason I don't think my death will be quick. After cheating death so many times I can only hope that I don't die from some drawn out terminal illness. Fuck. I may have jinxed myself with this post. You can bet I'll be looking both ways 2x before I cross the street from now on.
artificialaspirations said:Big-
sounds like you're on borrowed time. You're still healthy cause your still young. Be careful in your 50s cause thats when the problems will rear their ugly head.
Keep the diet clean and the mgs low and maybe lose some bodyweight to give your heart a break and you should be fine.
ghettostudmuffin said:Hey BigCracker, from your post it appears you have been on pretty much non-stop since you were 22. My question is, have you used HCG - human chorionic gonadotropin - regularly throughout that time, or did you even have access to HCG - human chorionic gonadotropin - back then?
I ask because I started feeling a little crappy towards the end of my cycle, though I feel that I was using too much aromasin and suppressing my estrogen levels too much.
I know that HRT involves more than just adequate test levels. Estradiol and lh - leutenizing hormone - and FSH - follicle stimulating hormone - need to be healthy as well.
How have you felt and what have you done to feel good while on for really long periods of time? How did you keep your nuts healthy?
Thanks.
It's actually kinda nice not having my cock rule my life so much anymore. In fact I pass up a lot of opportunities to get laid cuz I don't like the risks associated with it like catching HIV or getting some tramp prego.ShowKidd said:did you shrink that much??
BigCracker said:It's tough to say since I haven't been in contest shape for so long. My bodyweight is still up there. People still freak out on my appearance wherever I go even though I always wear sleeves that cover my arms past the elbow and shorts to the knee. I still get asked if I compete and people spit the dreaded "S" word at me as I walk by so I must not be too much of a pencilneck these days? The only real difference is my lifts. I go a lot lighter on everything-which seems to have brought out my vascularity that much more.
how do u go about getting legalized?holy ghost said:BC you burn too, you in cali? you should get legalized homey. no risks.
BigCracker said:Actually HCG - human chorionic gonadotropin - was pretty easy to get since I started. I've always been under the impression that regularly using it and kick starting my natty test levels only to have them shut down again cuz I never go off did more harm than good. I could be wrong though??? Maybe someone else could give an opinion on this.
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boyer said:banging just under a hundred chicks is nothing to brag about. I have done that, even on my shitty midwestern diet. lol Point is don't settle, because you only live once.
airsmith2k said:how old are u now?? sounds like u have lived a sick live so far bro...wat do u do now just personal train?
BigCracker said:Yep, just train peeps these days. I owned a very successful escort service throughout my 30's and lived the baller lifestyle. It wasn't as glamorous as it sounds. I could write for hours about the shit I saw in this chapter of my life alone. Charlie Sheen was a regular client as well as quite a few other celebs. In spite of the big $$$, I managed unmanageable people, dodged numerous legal bullets, and had to hide what I did for a living from 99% of people I came in contact with. I told most people I inherited $$$ when my folks died when they really never left me shit. The last thing I needed was some jealous prick or some morality nazi causing me probs. Remaining on the down low is how my biz survived in an industry where most businesses like mine last under 6 months. After awhile I got sick of all the drama and went back to training people like I did in my 20's. Even though I gave up my Mercedes, my baller house, and a few other material things, I'm much happier now living the simple life. It's nice not having to rely on others to make $$$.
I think I pretty muchdetailed this in an earlier post. In short, it seems to be going well.Harleymarleybone said:Mr. Bigcracker. How long have you been on HRT. How is it going?
holy ghost said:BC you burn too, you in cali? you should get legalized homey. no risks.
airsmith2k said:haha didnt know u were a pimp bro thats crazy
BigCracker said:Not bragging. I have male stripper friends that put my numbers to shame. The truth is most guys will never come close to meeting their desired personal lifetime quota of lays whether it's 100 or 1000. This is why most commited/married guys will never pass up a free piece of ass if they're pretty sure they can get away with it w/o getting caught.
I'd also like to say that I agree about not settling. I think way too many guys live their lives to please their friends and relatives and not to please themselves.
Gene Simmons has you and I beat put together about 20x over.

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