Question re: MSN messenger

[KillahBee]

alright, how do these things work? is my MSN "screen name" (or whatever the fuck you people call it) my full email addy ([email protected]) or just the name w/out the "@hotmail.com"? In other words, when a 15yo girl at the mall asks me what my MSN screen name is, what do I say?

 

[nycgirl]

w/o the hotmail.com

 

[swole]

Nothing. Just give her your AMEX with your digits on the back of it.

 

[sawastea]

It's your work email address

 

[KillahBee]

thanks NYC

 

[Lumberg]

You say,

"I used shootthemessenger and got rid of that stupid ms-centric crap within 48 hours of receiving my computer. You on Gaim?"

 

[KillahBee]

You say,

"I used shootthemessenger and got rid of that stupid ms-centric crap within 48 hours of receiving my computer. You on Gaim?"

I'm not trying to fuck a goddamn 220-lb IT gorilla bitch, here dude.

 

[Yarg!]

so some random 15 yr old just asked you for your msn?

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Nothing. Just give her your AMEX with your digits on the back of it.

lmao that was good.

 

[hotzie]

you say im too old for you , but here is hotzies screename

 

[Cutiebaby]

you say im too old for you , but here is hotzies screename

lol

 

[BrothaBill]

lol, you can't figure out an IM signup hahaha

 

[Frisky]

Im a mod over there at Msn, I may ban you

 

[KillahBee]

ok, I need a guinea pig here.

 

[Frisky]

ok, I need a guinea pig here.

for what

LOL@ using the word guinea

 

[Dial_tone]

my login is my full email, but that's likely because its not a hotmail or msn address.

 

[KillahBee]

for what

LOL@ using the word guinea

to fucking use this thing.

 

[Frisky]

to fucking use this thing.

well hit me with a message

you can just click on my little msn guy under my ava

 

[KillahBee]

lol
I just pressed "enter" on MSN messenger thinking it would work like a fuggin Word document and bump to the next line.

tee hee

 

[KillahBee]

pretty decent first IM convo:

Dave says:
what the fuck
~Frisky~ says:
damn.. Kb on msn
Dave says:
this is very very gay.
~Frisky~ says:
LOL
~Frisky~ says:
hahaha
~Frisky~ says:
its just like email but quicker
Dave says:
it's still gay
Dave says:
but I'll be using it for important things
~Frisky~ says:
yea right, thats what I tell my boss too
Dave says:
important things = underage poon
~Frisky~ says:
lmao
Dave says:
can you show me your tits on this thing?
~Frisky~ says:
No, LOL
Dave says:
WTF is this thing for then?
~Frisky~ says:
if you get a web cam you can hook it up and view thru here
~Frisky~ says:
but you need the web cam
Dave says:
nice. QT has one, that little piggy
Dave says:
I don't think some broad wants to watch me yank my sausage all over the keyboard
Dave says:
show me some beav for Christ's sake
~Frisky~ says:
LOL
Dave says:
don't make me run e-game
~Frisky~ says:
your msn game sucks
Dave says:
are there any places on this thing I can go to find young chicks??
~Frisky~ says:
You'll have to get better
Dave says:
your display picture is a chessboard.
Dave says:
you don't even know how to spell chess
Dave says:
hello? you there? did Jerry Springer come on or something?
Dave says:
do you have a younger brother?
Dave says:
show me his tits
~Frisky~ says:
lol
~Frisky~ says:
ill show you his
Dave says:
has he hit puberty yet?
~Frisky~ says:
yes
~Frisky~ says:
but i have a few nephews that havent
~Frisky~ says:
LOL
Dave says:
good profile pic maing
~Frisky~ says:
lol@jerry springer
Dave says:
so.....where are the young girls at?
~Frisky~ says:
this isn't klu
Dave says:
do you have any young girl contacts? like from your PTA meetings??

~Frisky~ says:
I don't know if you can do a search on here
~Frisky~ says:
LOL
~Frisky~ says:
they are like 9
Dave says:
stop saying LOL or I will murder your pets
~Frisky~ says:
You can do a search on yahoo
~Frisky~ says:
you can do like the yahoo personals, You know you reallly want to
~Frisky~ says:
just do it
Dave says:
what does my screen name come up as?
~Frisky~ says:
Dave
~Frisky~ says:
You can change it to whatever you want
Dave says:
how?
Dave says:
and what contact name do I give the 12yo girls?
~Frisky~ says:
let me find where
~Frisky~ says:
tell them you are hotziue
Lord Priapus says:
I found it
Lord Priapus says:
hotzie is gayer than AAP at a proctologist convention
~Frisky~ says:
you didn't go there
Lord Priapus says:
I got a handjob from an overweight Hawaiin hooker on Easter for $40. she let me finger her chocolate starfish
Lord Priapus says:
I think I love you
~Frisky~ says:
ewwww
~Frisky~ says:
you sick little fucker

 

[Smurfy]

lol @ DAVE. fuckin A.

Id love to tell your ass off on IM. Hook up AIM or Yahoo and I'll give you the ride of your life. Just ask Jackangel.

 

[KillahBee]

You should see the last name I used to create that account:


Moltisanti

 

[Cutiebaby]

LOL nice convo.

 

[jack sparrow]

alright, how do these things work? is my MSN "screen name" (or whatever the fuck you people call it) my full email addy ([email protected]) or just the name w/out the "@hotmail.com"? In other words, when a 15yo girl at the mall asks me what my MSN screen name is, what do I say?

hotzie

 

[mekannik]

on topic question - with MSN messenger you can see who has you on their IM list [tools -> options -> privacy -> view ]


any idea if this can be done with Yahoo Messenger?

 

[superqt4u2nv]

I believe the world might be coming to an end.

 

[KillahBee]

I believe the world might be coming to an end.

Fuckin A

 

[nycgirl]

I believe the world might be coming to an end.

LOL. He wants to appear tech savy when he goes to the mall on Saturday and checks out the high school girls.

 

[Smurfy]

I just want the link to your myspace page.

 

[Lumberg]

MSN is so stupid.

Actually the site has cool articles. When I first set up a computer and it's the default homepage I see articles that are interesting.

But messenger is so dumb. At the very least get Gaim, you can IM on Yahoo!, AIM, Google talk, even (gasp) MSN messenger, ALL ON ONE PIECE OF SOFTWARE!

 

[KillahBee]

MSN is so stupid.

Actually the site has cool articles. When I first set up a computer and it's the default homepage I see articles that are interesting.

But messenger is so dumb. At the very least get Gaim, you can IM on Yahoo!, AIM, Google talk, even (gasp) MSN messenger, ALL ON ONE PIECE OF SOFTWARE!

bro, you gotta speak to me in my terms.

what are the advantages of one over the other in terms of the following:

access to 18yo girls
smoothness of webcams
large database of young horny women willing to live out their e-fantasies with me

 

[Smurfy]

bro, you gotta speak to me in my terms.

what are the advantages of one over the other in terms of the following:

access to 18yo girls
smoothness of webcams
large database of young horny women willing to live out their e-fantasies with me

oh in that respect, they're all teh same

 

[Frisky]

lol KB will be IM chat stud in no time

 

[Lumberg]

bro, you gotta speak to me in my terms.

what are the advantages of one over the other in terms of the following:

access to 18yo girls
smoothness of webcams
large database of young horny women willing to live out their e-fantasies with me

GAIM has it all. As far as meeting horny underage chicks, Yahoo! for sure. I've gotten several unsoliticed messages. You get lots of bots, too though. You need to be your own Turing test.

 

[pintoca]

Dave = Davide?