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Question for Kakdiesel

Lestat

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yesterday I was driving, and the dude in front of me had a box of kleenex in his back window. I sometimes see little stuffed animals and what not back there, but the kleenex box seems to be exclusively reserved for Asians and old people. Care to comment on this strange phenomina?
 
the first time i got head was in mom's car when i was 17

we couldn't find a napkin to clean up so i used one of my little sister's beanie babies to wipe the mess

then chucked it out the window
 
i never understood the box of tissues on the back window thing.

but I also can't understand why you see people buying 17 bags of carrots in the grocery store either.
 
stilleto said:
i never understood the box of tissues on the back window thing.

but I also can't understand why you see people buying 17 bags of carrots in the grocery store either.
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juicers. :D
 
swole said:
the first time i got head was in mom's car when i was 17

we couldn't find a napkin to clean up so i used one of my little sister's beanie babies to wipe the mess

then chucked it out the window
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shit man, that box of kleenex in the back window makes SENSE if you are getting it on back there and need a splooge rag after. BUT, its always old people or asians with them, are they really getting that much back seat loving?
 
I already know what you are going to ask.
chopsticks should never be used to stimulate one's own prostate.

you sick fuck.
 
Kakdiesel said:
I already know what you are going to ask.
chopsticks should never be used to stimulate one's own prostate.

you sick fuck.
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especially the cheap wooden ones from the restaurant. splinters.
 
Kakdiesel said:
I already know what you are going to ask.
chopsticks should never be used to stimulate one's own prostate.

you sick fuck.
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that's disgusting man!!!!

I was gonna ask you if it was poor form to put a rubber band around the end of them to hold them together.
 
also your question is pointless. why does anyone carry kleenex around? to blow their nose or use as wipes. theres no odd mystery to it. they keepit in the back window maybe because its more convenient for those sitting in the back seat to use them
 
Kakdiesel said:
also your question is pointless. why does anyone carry kleenex around? to blow their nose or use as wipes. theres no odd mystery to it. they keepit in the back window maybe because its more convenient for those sitting in the back seat to use them
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my question isn't simply why the kleenex are there.

its why do asian peopel generally have that kleenex box there as opposed to the other races of people who drive.
 
Lestat said:
my question isn't simply why the kleenex are there.

its why do asian peopel generally have that kleenex box there as opposed to the other races of people who drive.
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White people = pick their boogers in the car (i've seen it)
black people = use wash rags or handkerchiefs
mexicans = use their shirt
Biracial people = use napkins from a fastfood chain they got in the drive thru
Koreans = spend 3 bucks for a box of kleenex.
 
Kakdiesel said:
White people = pick their boogers in the car (i've seen it)
black people = use wash rags or handkerchiefs
mexicans = use their shirt
Biracial people = use napkins from a fastfood chain they got in the drive thru
Koreans = spend 3 bucks for a box of kleenex.
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racist!
 
dullboy wants to know what the deal is with asian types who get blasted out their skulls on ketamine and ecstacy in nightclubs, dance in giant gang-like circles, and grope white girls in clubs????
 
dullboy said:
dullboy wants to know what the deal is with asian types who get blasted out their skulls on ketamine and ecstacy in nightclubs, dance in giant gang-like circles, and grope white girls in clubs????
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whats an 'asian type'?
 
Kakdiesel said:
White people = pick their boogers in the car (i've seen it)
black people = use wash rags or handkerchiefs
mexicans = use their shirt
Biracial people = use napkins from a fastfood chain they got in the drive thru
Koreans = spend 3 bucks for a box of kleenex.
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i use the fast food napkins
 
stilleto said:
ohhhhhhhhh.. i should have known. i figured it was either that, or they are rabbit farmers.
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i would think that rabbit 'farmers' could grow their own carrots . . .
 
stilleto said:
whats an 'asian type'?
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usually koreans, but chinese as well.

they padlocked 5 big nightclubs here in nyc over the weekend for excessive drug use. 4 of them were big asian spots - avalon and spirt, etc.
 
dullboy said:
lucky for you~!

dullboy heard that korean dudes have small pee-pee's.
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I have a small peepee, but i'm only half asian.
Those korean girls at nightclubs will slit your throat. very nasty girls they are.
at least, the ones in manhattan.
 
dullboy said:
dullboy wants to know what the deal is with asian types who get blasted out their skulls on ketamine and ecstacy in nightclubs, dance in giant gang-like circles, and grope white girls in clubs????
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kakdiesel wouldnt know. kakdiesel hangs out with the white hollywood crowds. kakdiesel only drinks and smells cocaine.

kakdiesel really isnt talking in 3rd person. This is his mother under his internet handle.

kakdiesel is in trouble now.

Kakdiesel's mother has now read all his posts on this internet chat board.

Kakdiesel's mother is NOW speaking in 3rd person.
 
stilleto said:
hi mommy.
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hello dear.

also I am laughing at dullboy threatening my son with 5 e bombs? Im sorry angry white man from NYC, but my son is--what is it that the youngsters are saying these days?---oh yeah, my son "runs deep" on elitefitness.

He would welcome 5 e bombs from you. Because you'd be seeing so much black for the next month or so on EF, you would have thought you moved to Atlanta.
 
Kakdiesel said:
hello dear.

also I am laughing at dullboy threatening my son with 5 e bombs? Im sorry angry white man from NYC, but my son is--what is it that the youngsters are saying these days?---oh yeah, my son "runs deep" on elitefitness.

He would welcome 5 e bombs from you. Because you'd be seeing so much black for the next month or so on EF, you would have thought you moved to Atlanta.
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hi kakdiesels mom -

please don't let your son drive one of those funny little cars with the big muffler and the stickers.

e bomb = ecstacy - you should take a little more active role in your sons life and understand the bad scene that he's involved in. ecstacy + ketamine = bad.

and tell him to stop groping white girls.

:)
 
i didn't know what ecstacy is an "ebomb". crazy kids.

i'm surprised kakky's mom didn't know though, her being korean and all.
 
stilleto said:
I have a small peepee, but i'm only half asian.
Those korean girls at nightclubs will slit your throat. very nasty girls they are.
at least, the ones in manhattan.
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dullboy has 2 hot korean girls in the stable. for some reason tall korean girls love dullboy.


he can't figure it out either.
 
dullboy said:
hi kakdiesels mom -

please don't let your son drive one of those funny little cars with the big muffler and the stickers.

e bomb = ecstacy - you should take a little more active role in your sons life and understand the bad scene that he's involved in. ecstacy + ketamine = bad.

and tell him to stop groping white girls.

:)
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LOL

I like Dullboy
 
dullboy said:
oh snap...and here i though it was normal for all korean girls to have a protusion on their "throat region".
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no, sorry.
for american's its an adam's apple.
for koreans, its an adam's kumquat
 
stilleto said:
no, sorry.
for american's its an adam's apple.
for koreans, its an adam's kumquat
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no wonder they never let me turn the lights on - i thought they were just shy - yanno - a cultural thing.
 
dullboy said:
no wonder they never let me turn the lights on - i thought they were just shy - yanno - a cultural thing.
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if you've noticed yourself 'bottoming out', its not because of your massive 5" either.

;)
 
swole said:
the first time i got head was in mom's car when i was 17

we couldn't find a napkin to clean up so i used one of my little sister's beanie babies to wipe the mess

then chucked it out the window
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Swallowers are much neater than spitters...but you probably didn't know the difference at 17.
 
stilleto said:
if you've noticed yourself 'bottoming out', its not because of your massive 5" either.

;)
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it's all good - less work for me. :qt:


longstroking gets tiring after a while.
 
Kakdiesel said:
lmfao @ this thread. from kleenexes to trannies.

only on EF
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you have a huge roll here bro, you provide a great service being the token asian dude.
 
we need a really hardcore fobby asian dude on the boards, just to spice things up.
 
Kakdiesel said:
lol @ FOB
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you know the type I am talking about... heavy accent, bowl cut or dragonball Z haircut.. frequents Boba Cafes.. drives an import car with a coffee can for exhaust and neon lights inside and out... lowered so much it scrapes on everything. Only dates asian women, would never tough a filthy white woman.
 
stilleto said:
wtf is a fobby?
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FOB = fresh off the boat

FOBBY = epitomizes all things fobby, see my post above for common characteristics of FOBs.
 
Lestat said:
you know the type I am talking about... heavy accent, bowl cut or dragonball Z haircut.. frequents Boba Cafes.. drives an import car with a coffee can for exhaust and neon lights inside and out... lowered so much it scrapes on everything. Only dates asian women, would never tough a filthy white woman.
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that's hot

/paris
 
FOB is a west coast term. I dont think East coast people use it.

I've only heard of FOB since moving out to L.A.

I would seriously murder someone if they ever thought I was a FOB.

FOBS dont like Kakdiesel

Kakdiesel dont like FOBS

Vietnamese dudes = worst FOBS
 
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