Question for chemists, engineers , and samoth...

[Testosterone boy]

What is the estimated Shore A hardness of a typical human fat?

I'm thinking 5-10ish?


Also.....do not ask why this question is being asked.

 

[pdaddy]

who are you?

 

[jimmy d]

still trying to make a doll

 

[Testosterone boy]

I'll even field an answer from UA Iron!

 

[Testosterone boy]

still trying to make a doll

I'll be offering a 10% 'fed' discount. Due to exceptional credit ratings.

 

[samoth]

I'll even field an answer from UA Iron!

Yeah, I'll leave this to him.

'Cause I have no idea what you're talking about here.

 

[PICK3]

let's see the Shore A hardness of my pecker is 94, so ...

 

[Testosterone boy]

Yeah, I'll leave this to him.

Dude....I even put you in the thread title. Besides it has seemed that:

Samoth IQ > UA Iron IQ

 

[Testosterone boy]

let's see the Shore A hardness of my pecker is 94, so ...

Things I could have lived without knowing..........

 

[samoth]

Dude....I even put you in the thread title. Besides it has seemed that:

Samoth IQ > UA Iron IQ

I have no idea what Shore A is, nor why it is capitalized.

Moreover, you failed to copy my witty comment I put in white letters. I'm heartbroken.

 

[jack sparrow]

I have no idea what Shore A is, nor why it is capitalized.

Moreover, you failed to copy my witty comment I put in white letters. I'm heartbroken.

L

O

L

 

[TanOsaurus]

I have no idea what Shore A is, nor why it is capitalized.

Moreover, you failed to copy my witty comment I put in white letters. I'm heartbroken.

"You must spread some Karma around before giving it to samoth again."

That's awesome, now I have to check all your posts for Hidden "Da Vinci Code-esque" comments....

 

[samoth]

That's awesome, now I have to check all your posts for Hidden "Da Vinci Code-esque" comments....

You have no idea what's hidden on this board.

Neither do mods, I don't think.

tee hee

 

[myway]

You have no idea what's hidden on this board.

Neither do mods, I don't think.

tee hee

U should tell me. I want to know what's hidden on the board. I'm a nice person. I deserve to know. I love science. I pay my taxes. I work hard. I majored in Chemistry. I respect the opinions of other people. I do my crossword puzzle every morning.....I'm a GREAT cook. I'm special. People like me.......DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME WHAT'S HIDDEN!!!!!!!NOW, please. Secrets make me feel like STABBING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please? With sugar on top. This isn't fair.

 

[TanOsaurus]

U should tell me. I want to know what's hidden on the board. I'm a nice person. I deserve to know. I love science. I pay my taxes. I work hard. I majored in Chemistry. I respect the opinions of other people. I do my crossword puzzle every morning.....I'm a GREAT cook. I'm special. People like me.......DAMN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME WHAT'S HIDDEN!!!!!!!NOW, please. Secrets make me feel like STABBING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! please? With sugar on top. This isn't fair.

"Highlight" post #6 from Samoth...

He's been hiding secret messages in his posts, now I have to "highlight" every post of his, or I can't sleep at night.

I think one even said, "Drink Your Ovaltine !!!"

 

[myway]

"Highlight" post #6 from Samoth...

He's been hiding secret messages in his posts, now I have to "highlight" every post of his, or I can't sleep at night.

I think one even said, "Drink Your Ovaltine !!!"

Lol. Stellar.

 

[Testosterone boy]

I see that I attracted the 'best and the brightest' that elite has to offer.

 

[samoth]

I see that I attracted the 'best and the brightest' that elite has to offer.

I could try looking up what you're talking about and attempt to sound all smart and stuff by answering afterwards, but I figure the engineers would be all over this thread. They must hibernate this time of year or something.

 

[myway]

I see that I attracted the 'best and the brightest' that elite has to offer.

I ain't got no dog gone idea what you be yappin bout. I wash myself with a rag on a stick. This be the way I roll. Word to your mutha..... or something.

 

[UA_Iron]

5-10 looks about right

its hard to interpolate Shore hardness values of polymers to human tissues - why dont you find a polymer that acts exactly like human fat?

I mainly deal with Rockwell hardnesses in school.


Everyone in this thread gets RED too.

 

[samoth]

5-10 looks about right

its hard to interpolate Shore hardness values of polymers to human tissues - why dont you find a polymer that acts exactly like human fat?

I mainly deal with Rockwell hardnesses in school.


Everyone in this thread gets RED too.

HA! We got an engineer to fall for it! (Wait, this thread was a joke, right? I still don't know what the purpose of this thread was.)

 

[Testosterone boy]

5-10 looks about right

its hard to interpolate Shore hardness values of polymers to human tissues - why dont you find a polymer that acts exactly like human fat?

I mainly deal with Rockwell hardnesses in school.


Everyone in this thread gets RED too.

'Rubbers' are Shore A

'Plastics' are Shore D...I think. When they get to about Shore D 80 (or so), they convert to Rockwell hardness.


And I'm disappointed in Samoth. He chose redicule over education.

 

[samoth]

'Rubbers' are Shore A

'Plastics' are Shore D...I think. When they get to about Shore D 80 (or so), they convert to Rockwell hardness.


And I'm disappointed in Samoth. He chose redicule over education.

LOL. I think it's an engineering thing. I've never heard of those before in my life.

 

[biteme]

Professor biteme on board. Shoot with your questions.

 

[samoth]

Professor biteme on board. Shoot with your questions.

What's that shiny star out there called? It's the third one from the left when I look out my window.

Thanks in advance. I will make sure to cross-reference your answer with the National Amature Astronomical Society.

 

[biteme]

What's that shiny star out there called? It's the third one from the left when I look out my window.

Thanks in advance. I will make sure to cross-reference your answer with the National Amature Astronomical Society.

Bro give me one tougher than that. Jeesh.

 

[samoth]

Bro give me one tougher than that. Jeesh.

Dammit.

Hold on, lemme think of a tougher one...

 

[chewyxrage]

Bro give me one tougher than that. Jeesh.

What's the square root of my apartment?

 

[biteme]

What's the square root of my apartment?

Again. Way too easy. I won't waste my time on such simple questions.

 

[Extra_Strong]

WOW WRITING IN WHITE SOUNDS FUN HE HE HOOO HAAAA FUCK FUCK SHIT " I LIKE VAGINA"

 

[samoth]

?

 

[biteme]

?

Oh good God, did it take you all of 1 minute to think that one up?

 

[samoth]

Oh good God, did it take you all of 1 minute to think that one up?

Well, I couldn't figure this

out, so I was like, fuck it, and stuff.