Pwned by papercut

[pintoca]

OK, everybody knows that papercuts are teh suck... those little fuckers are worse than being cut in half with Rambo's machete.

Anyway, I got one today while fixing a calendar to the wall... I also type without looking at the keyboard. So a while after, I start typing typing typing... when I look down, all the right side of my keys (from the H to the right) are fucked up and bloodstained...

great, people will think I have my period or something... It's on the ring finger of the right hand,so it's not like I can type without it either, less I look like Corky

 

[jack sparrow]

Oh the horror...the horror

 

[i am what i am]

I wouldn't worry about people thinking you have your period because you got it onto the keyboard. Unless your jamming it up there, you are good to go. LOL

 

[pintoca]

Oh the horror...the horror

It's hampering my thread-locking as well... I'm under par today (and this shit ain't golf where that would be a good thing, I have a quota to meet)

 

[jack sparrow]

I got shocked by a Mylar copy machine once...middle of winter with a HUGE static charge built up on my dumb ass (literally) . Guess who backed into the machine asshole first?

Anal electrocution is one of the most overlooked office hazzards in the history of static electricity.

That and the infamous "powdered donut choke damn near half to death" thing.

 

[drrman]

papercut drawing blood!! that must be a nice one!

 

[pintoca]

I got shocked by a Mylar copy machine once...middle of winter with a HUGE static charge built up on my dumb ass (literally) . Guess who backed into the machine asshole first?

Anal electrocution is one of the most overlooked office hazzards in the history of static electricity.

That and the infamous "powdered donut choke damn near half to death" thing.

LOL @ anal electrocution... man, that has a veterinary ring to it

 

[jack sparrow]

LOL @ anal electrocution... man, that has a veterinary ring to it

Dude, I swear I though someone jammed a cattle prod up my ass for a split second.