Pros and cons of being big.

[riverrock]

Pro of being big : Nobody will call you a Baldy to your face

Con of being big: They'll call you a Baldy behind your back!!!

 

[Testosterone boy]

Hate the way le henre' drops into the toilet water when sitting down sometimes.

bacteria like that is scary

 

[pitbullstl]

Pros:

You can lift heavy things.
Opening jars is no problem.
People usually don't mess with you at bars.
You stand out in a crowd.
Buffets were meant for you.
You can drink more.

Cons:
Can't find clothes that fit.
Everytime somone you know moves they ask you for help.
People assume you're an idiot.
"Most" girls are automatically intimidated by you.
Did I mention finding clothes that fit?
You can't hide in a crowd.

Yep I am bored already today. Feel free to add to the list.

Cheers,
Scotsman

and the number one answer is................................survey says ..??!!


The constant state of nagging pain.

 

[Scotsman]

and the number one answer is................................survey says ..??!!


The constant state of nagging pain.

Yep, but it's better than being small.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Testosterone boy]

If I could be any size, I would be 6'2" and 200 pounds.

Everything has pros and cons though.

You monsters can find smoking deals on clothes on ebay. I buy size 15 shoes at 66% off. Stores get rid of items they can't sell there.

 

[Griz1]

If no one else said it.

Sitting on airplanes! Always next to another big guy and you both give each other looks that say "Yeah, I'd like to smack the dumb bitch at the ticket counter who's laughing at us right now too!"

I always ask for a seat next to someone small if they could work it. Fat folks next to you suck too but more for them. You're rock solid and they're just soft like a pillow...lol! It seems I always get another guy with shoulders like basketballs too.

Grrrr

 

[Scotsman]

If no one else said it.

Sitting on airplanes! Always next to another big guy and you both give each other looks that say "Yeah, I'd like to smack the dumb bitch at the ticket counter who's laughing at us right now too!"

I always ask for a seat next to someone small if they could work it. Fat folks next to you suck too but more for them. You're rock solid and they're just soft like a pillow...lol! It seems I always get another guy with shoulders like basketballs too.

Grrrr

A couple of times ago when I flew the lady looks a me and tore up my ticket. When I looked on with a puzzled look she said "I'm moving you to a window seat so you won't be cramped into the middle" I almost proposed to here right there except that she was already married.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[Rex]

Con: Make bigger/easier targets.

Pro: Should take more than a few rounds to bring you down then it would take on the normal person.

 

[eat big]

Cons:
Can't find clothes that fit.
Everytime somone you know moves they ask you for help.
People assume you're an idiot.
"Most" girls are automatically intimidated by you.
Did I mention finding clothes that fit?
You can't hide in a crowd.

Exactly. Some girls say Im intimidating because they are afraid im going to hit them. I also have a hard time finding jeans that fit. And I get shit for walking "funny" when I cant help it.

 

[artrius]

oh yea... pro/con: you have to EAT ALL THE DAMNED TIME AND YOU'RE ALWAYS FRICKIN HUNGRY