Profanity Spotted from Orbit

[blut wump]

OK: you're a member of a highly-advanced alien civilisation and have just travelled to Earth to enjoy a well-deserved weekend break. The trouble is, you can't decide whether to:
a) nip over to rural Idaho, abduct a farmhand and anally probe him before modifying his DNA and dumping him back on the highway;
or
b) pop down to Billingley in Yorkshire, England and leave a cryptic message for humanity in a corn field:

 

[jack sparrow]

I'm thinking I would scoup up the farmers daughter...let the fags on the flight crew of the spaceship make profane crop circles if they want.

Cool pic though...did you notice the 'EF' in there? Right in the middle?

 

[blut wump]

Well spotted!

Who going to 'fess up, then? We have plenty here weird enough to be aliens.

 

[jack sparrow]

Well spotted!

Who going to 'fess up, then? We have plenty here weird enough to be aliens.

Digger.

 

[JayC9]

http://www.larryhatch.net/NAMALL.html lol...that speaks volumes

 

[megamania500]

Apparently aliens have a juvenile delinquent graffitti problem, too.

 

[hamstershaver]

im sure aliens have drinking problems too

 

[EnderJE]

But, do they lick the kitty?

 

[Mr. dB]

Why is it signed by SoreArms?

 

[PICK3]

OK: you're a member of a highly-advanced alien civilisation and have just travelled to Earth to enjoy a well-deserved weekend break. The trouble is, you can't decide whether to:
a) nip over to rural Idaho, abduct a farmhand and anally probe him before modifying his DNA and dumping him back on the highway;
or
b) pop down to Billingley in Yorkshire, England and leave a cryptic message for humanity in a corn field:

what are you tripping on?

 

[blut wump]

The light fantastic?