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feisty11975
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You gotta love this guy...This is a true story about
recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the
local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up
on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them
at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom
of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said
this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing
there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said, "Fuck you!". Then he turned to his
bride and said, "Fuck you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,
as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial
out of this:
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of
the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD!
recent wedding that took place at Clemson University. It was in the
local newspaper and even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests...
After the wedding at the reception, the groom got up
on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd. He said he wanted to
thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them
at their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to
thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom
of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope. He said
this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex
with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing
there, just watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he
turned to the best man and said, "Fuck you!". Then he turned to his
bride and said, "Fuck you!".
Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said,
I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first thing in the
morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after
finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,
as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and
family members. This guy has balls the size of church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial
out of this:
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and
friends.........$32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion.....$3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui....$8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of
the bride humping the best man..........Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD!
