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Pretty nice shit happened at school today.

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Ok I been trying to holler at this chick named Heather. We went out a few times my first semester. Anyway she gives all these fucking hints. I finally got to the point where I said fuck this I am gonna see what she is about. I have passed up some pussy in my days cause I am just picky. I had to say that before KAYNE jumped in on here telling stories. Let me continue. So we are in class and she writes some bullshit down on her binder. We started the 5th grade write and slide the sheet of paper thing. So I write on there that we should study for this test. She doesn't even acknowledge it. So I said fuck that. I write on there that I was at school the other day and I was gonna stop by and say hey but I didn't want to be rude. Just to see what she would say. She didn't acknowledge it. So I decided to amuse myself. I told her I would help her copy some notes and drop them by her apt.........well before all this........they got this chick that we know as "barbie hoe." She stops me in halls and kinda pins me against the wall telling me all these stories and shit. She is cool but sometimes she talks to much. Well barbie chick is sitting next to me. Hoe tells me she likes my hair I blew that shit off cause I was concentrating on Heather. So Heather tells me to come by her apt after class so we can copy those notes. I tell her ok. Well class ends and I get up and walk outside. Heahter says "Yeah don't worry about those notes I am just gonna look off the study guide." So I start laughing. This is the same hoe who gets pissed when I sit next to another girl and not by her. Same chick that hints shit to me everyday. So I hear a "I will study with you" from behind me and I turn around and its barbie chick. But I didn't say yeah cause that hoe can talk. I mean she will talk your fucking head off. Still hot though but you know how hoes can yap. So I am pretty happy this Heather thing is over. I put it out there today and gave that hoe 4 chances. Fuck it. I saw barbie chick when I walked out my stats class, I was walking back and I told her whats up, that hoe bust a Michael Jackson slide across the hall and fucking hugs me. I never been fucking hugged in college. Once again this confirms that women do not know what the fuck they want, well girls don't know what the fuck they want. I am finished with this shit. Don't know what to do about barbie chick. I been talking to her for six weeks and still don't know her name.
 
THATS PRETTY FUCKING LONG MAN. I CANT READ THAT MUCH RIGHT NOW. MY EYES ARE STILL HURTING FROM THE EYE DOCTOR.




KAYNE
 
do you always talk like an uneducated street thug or are you just trying to be cool?

j/k bro

nice story heres my suggestion....as jay-z's song has stated "You're so contagious, I can't take it... Have my baby, let's just make it.... Ex-cuse me; what's your name?" and just stare at her blankly if she talks too much...sheesh.
 
naturally anabolic said:
do you always talk like an uneducated street thug or are you just trying to be cool?

j/k bro

nice story heres my suggestion....as jay-z's song has stated "You're so contagious, I can't take it... Have my baby, let's just make it.... Ex-cuse me; what's your name?" and just stare at her blankly if she talks too much...sheesh.

Man you can ask KAYNE I wear FUBU to school. No one fucks with me. They know better. I am prolly the most thugged out human being in a 500 square mile area. I been shot 8 times thats why I walk with a limp. Im the hardest from new york..............nevermind I minds well quit the shit now.
 
Help us all out, occasionally hit the ENTER key.

I might actually read a post like this if you were to do so.

Yours in posting,

X.
 
Golfer18 said:


Man you can ask KAYNE I wear FUBU to school. No one fucks with me. They know better. I am prolly the most thugged out human being in a 500 square mile area. I been shot 8 times thats why I walk with a limp. Im the hardest from new york..............nevermind I minds well quit the shit now.

WELL, ACTUALLY HE SAYS "BEEN HIT WITH A FEW SHELLS BUT I DONT WALK WITH A LIMP".

GOT THAT BIG ED?!



KAYNE
 
Golfer18 said:
Ok I been trying to holler at this chick named Heather. We went out a few times my first semester. Anyway she gives all these fucking hints. I finally got to the point where I said fuck this I am gonna see what she is about. I have passed up some pussy in my days cause I am just picky. I had to say that before KAYNE jumped in on here telling stories. Let me continue. So we are in class and she writes some bullshit down on her binder. We started the 5th grade write and slide the sheet of paper thing. So I write on there that we should study for this test. She doesn't even acknowledge it. So I said fuck that. I write on there that I was at school the other day and I was gonna stop by and say hey but I didn't want to be rude. Just to see what she would say. She didn't acknowledge it. So I decided to amuse myself. I told her I would help her copy some notes and drop them by her apt.........well before all this........they got this chick that we know as "barbie hoe." She stops me in halls and kinda pins me against the wall telling me all these stories and shit. She is cool but sometimes she talks to much. Well barbie chick is sitting next to me. Hoe tells me she likes my hair I blew that shit off cause I was concentrating on Heather. So Heather tells me to come by her apt after class so we can copy those notes. I tell her ok. Well class ends and I get up and walk outside. Heahter says "Yeah don't worry about those notes I am just gonna look off the study guide." So I start laughing. This is the same hoe who gets pissed when I sit next to another girl and not by her. Same chick that hints shit to me everyday. So I hear a "I will study with you" from behind me and I turn around and its barbie chick. But I didn't say yeah cause that hoe can talk. I mean she will talk your fucking head off. Still hot though but you know how hoes can yap. So I am pretty happy this Heather thing is over. I put it out there today and gave that hoe 4 chances. Fuck it. I saw barbie chick when I walked out my stats class, I was walking back and I told her whats up, that hoe bust a Michael Jackson slide across the hall and fucking hugs me. I never been fucking hugged in college. Once again this confirms that women do not know what the fuck they want, well girls don't know what the fuck they want. I am finished with this shit. Don't know what to do about barbie chick. I been talking to her for six weeks and still don't know her name.


what
 
I'll hit my enter key when KAYNE hits his caps lock key. As far as I am concerned fuck Frackal.


Norstrom I dont have seven refences for you but I got 7 inches of dangling fury for your chauncey ass.
 
Seems like baby is playing games. You need to blow her off and see how she responds to that. Play hard to get, make her work for it and before she knows what happened you done busted a nut in the gut.
 
I did not understand one single bit of that. I guess I forgot to take ebonics. Too much hoe and yo shit in there for me.
 
barbie hoe girl wants you :) probably more because you ignore her

heather hoe girl sounds like the type that is always seeming interested but not wuite enough (i.e. lots of work, possibility of no reward)

u need to keep that mean streak up with barbie girl to keep her interested but actually show enough interest to get in her pants. heather sounds like a lot of work :)
 
this post has no coherent sentences in it. basically u are trying to say some chick who you thought liked you doesn't and some hoe bag does?? What part of this is the "pretty nice shit happened at school today" ???
 
YALL ARE GOING TO HAVE TO EXCUSE GOLFER.....HE IS A PIMPED OUT THUG. ALBEIT IN HIS OWN, DEMENTED REALITY, BUT NONETHELESS A PIMPED OUT THUG.

ALSO, ILLITERACY RUNS RAMPANT IN HIS BRAIN.




KAYNE
 
Heather has a man (either in reality or in her head) but is flirtatious. Get with Barbie just to make her jealous. Fuck the shit out that bitch, nothing shuts up a bitch faster than a tongue then a dick in her mouth. Shower her with attention whenever Heather is around. Then see how it goes with Heather, as soon as the situation with H is resolved drop Barbie like a hot rock.

It's simple.

You tryin' too hard, G18.
 
Lumberg said:
Heather has a man (either in reality or in her head) but is flirtatious. Get with Barbie just to make her jealous. Fuck the shit out that bitch, nothing shuts up a bitch faster than a tongue then a dick in her mouth. Shower her with attention whenever Heather is around. Then see how it goes with Heather, as soon as the situation with H is resolved drop Barbie like a hot rock.

It's simple.

You tryin' too hard, G18.

Now thats Game.

In other words put your mothafuckin mack down homie, be manish wit it.
 
Lumberg said:
Heather has a man (either in reality or in her head) but is flirtatious. Get with Barbie just to make her jealous. Fuck the shit out that bitch, nothing shuts up a bitch faster than a tongue then a dick in her mouth. Shower her with attention whenever Heather is around. Then see how it goes with Heather, as soon as the situation with H is resolved drop Barbie like a hot rock.

It's simple.

You tryin' too hard, G18.

GO AHEAD AND FOLLOW THIS ADVICE IF YOU WANT HEATHER TO NVR TALK TO YOU AGAIN.

WHY WOULD SHE WANT TO FUCK WITH HIM IF SHE KNEW, OR GOT THE IMPRESSION THAT HE WAS FUCKING SOME OTHER BROAD JUST TO GET UNDER HER SKIN???




KAYNE
 
I think the overlying assumption being made from G18's post is that Heather was playing head games and the way things were going he wasn't going to get laid or even step in to the ballpark to take a few swings. So, with that being said, nothing like influencing things with a little competition and lack of attention.
 
WHAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT GOLFER IS, ACCORDING TO HIM, HE IS ALWAYS HITTING HOME RUNS. HOWEVER, THE REALITY OF IT IS, HE HASNT EVEN TAKEN A SWING YET.






KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:
WHAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT GOLFER IS, ACCORDING TO HIM, HE IS ALWAYS HITTING HOME RUNS. HOWEVER, THE REALITY OF IT IS, HE HASNT EVEN TAKEN A SWING YET.






KAYNE

:FRlol:

I'll hit your sorry ass with some karma for that one, BROLY.
 
KAYNE said:
WHAT YOU DONT UNDERSTAND ABOUT GOLFER IS, ACCORDING TO HIM, HE IS ALWAYS HITTING HOME RUNS. HOWEVER, THE REALITY OF IT IS, HE HASNT EVEN TAKEN A SWING YET.






KAYNE



Sure KAYNE, we both fucking know that is far from the truth. Dont bring up the erin shit either cause that doesnt count.
 
Golfer18 said:




Sure KAYNE, we both fucking know that is far from the truth. Dont bring up the erin shit either cause that doesnt count.


SHOULD I BRING UP HOW YOU KEEP SAYING DANA CALLS YOU EVEN REPEATEDLY (EVEN THOUGH SHE DOENST).


SHIT MAN, THE GIRL IS MARRIED TO A DOCTOR!!! WHY WOULD SHE CALL THUG DOG!!!






KAYNE


PS........HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HATED ON?

I'M ABOUT TO BRING MY SICK ASS BACK TO BED SO TAKE SOME TIME TO THINK OF WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY BACK. YOU HAVE ALL NIGHT LONG TO THINK ABOUT IT.

OH YEAH, THAT FAT CHICK THAT WAS SITTING IN THEY LOBBY SAID YOU WERE CUTE. I SHIT YOU NOT. SHE WAS A SEA DONKEY TO THE FULLEST EXTENT THOUGH. RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.





KAYNE
 
KAYNE said:


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KAYNE


PS........HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE HATED ON?

I'M ABOUT TO BRING MY SICK ASS BACK TO BED SO TAKE SOME TIME TO THINK OF WHAT YOU WANT TO SAY BACK. YOU HAVE ALL NIGHT LONG TO THINK ABOUT IT.

OH YEAH, THAT FAT CHICK THAT WAS SITTING IN THEY LOBBY SAID YOU WERE CUTE. I SHIT YOU NOT. SHE WAS A SEA DONKEY TO THE FULLEST EXTENT THOUGH. RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY.



KAYNE

What are friends for these days?


:D
 
KAYNE said:


GO AHEAD AND FOLLOW THIS ADVICE IF YOU WANT HEATHER TO NVR TALK TO YOU AGAIN.

WHY WOULD SHE WANT TO FUCK WITH HIM IF SHE KNEW, OR GOT THE IMPRESSION THAT HE WAS FUCKING SOME OTHER BROAD JUST TO GET UNDER HER SKIN???

KAYNE


OK situation now: Heather wants nothing to do with golfer.

Worst case scenario after my advice: Heather still wants nothing to do with him.

Therefore you have nothing to lose.

His argument is moot anyway because what the fuck does she know about Golfer's motives? Nothing unless HE gives her the impression.

So use your mind, bro.

Even after the whole thing falls apart she's just another pretty girl. You're in fucking college. Don't get hung up on one pretty face. God forbid if she never wants to talk to you again.

<look of mock horror and pity>:rolleyes:
 
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