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Preparing For V-Day

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TurquoiseRack

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As a woman who has been disappointed by forgetful boyfriends I just wanted to make sure all of you guys were prepared for Valentine's Day because I can imagine all the threads that will start on Feb 15 about all the guys in the dog house for getting something cheesy or nothing at all for their girlfriend. I'll lead you on the right path and hopefully we can start a good thread for gift ideas :heart:

I'll recommend 1-800-Flowers.com. I really like that they offer varied version of the traditional red roses like these
 
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Fucking Spammer skank.






(if you're not a spammer, I sincerely apologize..... If you are show me your taint!!)
 
I recently split with my girl....save some cash and more time for drinking ;o)

but last year I took her up in a hot air baloon over her favorite beach on the west coast (for an exclusive ride it wasnt cheep) but they let us have champange up there which was nice, but when we landed I had my car waiting for us at the land site (was to tapped out for a limo hahaha) then we I drove her to a very nice dinner at a hotel (by this time it was night time around 8pm, we started the baloon ride at sunset as it was her favorite time) the Hotel was the Hyatt where we were able to eat and after take the gondola ride around the lake. After which we went back to my place where I had another bottle of champange on the bed with a single rose and a letter I wrote for her with rose petals over the bed and floor.

yeah I know I'm kick ass it's cool ;o)
 
I got a better idea, how about you give your loved one that special gift of your dick in a box.

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I paid for half of my own meal @ McDonald's on V-day last year. I even let her have a bite of the sundae she bought herself. Lucky twat she was...
 
I gots a bunch of cool things planned out for V-day, i'm going to get some gooooooooooood lovin :heart:
 
silverskyline said:
I recently split with my girl....save some cash and more time for drinking ;o)

but last year I took her up in a hot air baloon over her favorite beach on the west coast (for an exclusive ride it wasnt cheep) but they let us have champange up there which was nice, but when we landed I had my car waiting for us at the land site (was to tapped out for a limo hahaha) then we I drove her to a very nice dinner at a hotel (by this time it was night time around 8pm, we started the baloon ride at sunset as it was her favorite time) the Hotel was the Hyatt where we were able to eat and after take the gondola ride around the lake. After which we went back to my place where I had another bottle of champange on the bed with a single rose and a letter I wrote for her with rose petals over the bed and floor.

yeah I know I'm kick ass it's cool ;o)
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Sounds like money well spent.

Especially, since she will be banging someone else this Vday.
 
TurquoiseRack said:
As a woman who has been disappointed by forgetful boyfriends I just wanted to make sure all of you guys were prepared for Valentine's Day because I can imagine all the threads that will start on Feb 15 about all the guys in the dog house for getting something cheesy or nothing at all for their girlfriend. I'll lead you on the right path and hopefully we can start a good thread for gift ideas :heart:

I'll recommend 1-800-Flowers.com. I really like that they offer varied version of the traditional red roses like these
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Get out of here.

You are a bad influence on the guys.
 
BIGBUCK$ said:
i think if i got my chick roses from 1800 flowers she would never talk to me again
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If you did I would never talk to you again.
 
TurquoiseRack said:
As a woman who has been disappointed by forgetful boyfriends I just wanted to make sure all of you guys were prepared for Valentine's Day because I can imagine all the threads that will start on Feb 15 about all the guys in the dog house for getting something cheesy or nothing at all for their girlfriend. I'll lead you on the right path and hopefully we can start a good thread for gift ideas :heart:

I'll recommend 1-800-Flowers.com. I really like that they offer varied version of the traditional red roses like these
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Fleshlight
 
all the whey said:
Sounds like money well spent.

Especially, since she will be banging someone else this Vday.
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HAHAHA yeah thing is though her mother had paid for us to go to New york plane ticket hotel dinner the whole nine yards so I still own about 2 and a half grand back to that and we have come to the understand that it never needs to be paid. I think I came ahead on that deal like a grand.

besides I'll be fucking 2 other chicks this year now that I'm allowed ;o)
 
silverskyline said:
HAHAHA yeah thing is though her mother had paid for us to go to New york plane ticket hotel dinner the whole nine yards so I still own about 2 and a half grand back to that and we have come to the understand that it never needs to be paid. I think I came ahead on that deal like a grand.

besides I'll be fucking 2 other chicks this year now that I'm allowed ;o)
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Nice! It's better to be banging 2 girls than riding on some balloon.
 
I hope I don't get flowers.....what a waste of money!

A nice homecooked meal and a hot kiss and I am good to go :-)
 
silverskyline said:
I WORK AT 1800FLOWERS SO I'LL BE TALKING TO YOU IN A FEW MINS.

hahaha
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Is it true that they are changing your company's name to 1800IAMPUSSYWHIPPED ??
 
silverskyline said:
hahah much cheeper I know!

fucked up thing is I wont even buy a bitch a drink in a bar until I at least get head!

she had me all fucked up though, never agian
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:beer:

Cheers to the spell being broken. We all find @ least one that knows how to fuck us up.
 
what would be a good thing to do for a guy on Valentine's day?

besides sexual stuff...thats a given...its Valentine's day. LOL.
 
cindylou said:
what would be a good thing to do for a guy on Valentine's day?

besides sexual stuff...thats a given...its Valentine's day. LOL.
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take him out to a good comedy club :beer:
 
cindylou said:
what would be a good thing to do for a guy on Valentine's day?

besides sexual stuff...thats a given...its Valentine's day. LOL.
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Duct tape your mouth shut immediately after the blowjob.
 
borris said:
take him out to a good comedy club :beer:
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take him out of his misery :die:
 
cindylou said:
thats a great idea...but we are going to one Friday......so i dont know if that would be fun to do again so soon....

any other ideas? :qt:
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Does he like sports? If so, maybe look into some tickets for a good upcoming game
 
cindylou said:
what would be a good thing to do for a guy on Valentine's day?

besides sexual stuff...thats a given...its Valentine's day. LOL.
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We need details of this sexual stuff, then we can hone in on the problem.
 
I never know what to get a guy for Valentine's day. Maybe sports tickets would be a good idea. And you all suck I hope my BF isn't on this site and I don't know it. You guys are a bad influence!

And flower's are the traditional V-day gift so I thought I'd start the thread with flowers but stay away from a dozen red roses. I'd definitely prefer them over a dick in a box. WTF!
 
I have never liked valentine's day. It just seems really FAKE and STUPID to me. I'm big on birthdays. That is truely a special day for the person.
 
silverskyline said:
I recently split with my girl....save some cash and more time for drinking ;o)

but last year I took her up in a hot air baloon over her favorite beach on the west coast (for an exclusive ride it wasnt cheep) but they let us have champange up there which was nice, but when we landed I had my car waiting for us at the land site (was to tapped out for a limo hahaha) then we I drove her to a very nice dinner at a hotel (by this time it was night time around 8pm, we started the baloon ride at sunset as it was her favorite time) the Hotel was the Hyatt where we were able to eat and after take the gondola ride around the lake. After which we went back to my place where I had another bottle of champange on the bed with a single rose and a letter I wrote for her with rose petals over the bed and floor.

yeah I know I'm kick ass it's cool ;o)
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very sweet.......
 
silverskyline said:
I recently split with my girl....save some cash and more time for drinking ;o)

but last year I took her up in a hot air baloon over her favorite beach on the west coast (for an exclusive ride it wasnt cheep) but they let us have champange up there which was nice, but when we landed I had my car waiting for us at the land site (was to tapped out for a limo hahaha) then we I drove her to a very nice dinner at a hotel (by this time it was night time around 8pm, we started the baloon ride at sunset as it was her favorite time) the Hotel was the Hyatt where we were able to eat and after take the gondola ride around the lake. After which we went back to my place where I had another bottle of champange on the bed with a single rose and a letter I wrote for her with rose petals over the bed and floor.

yeah I know I'm kick ass it's cool ;o)
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I'm with you on this one. Cool to be single this year.
 
myway said:
I have never liked valentine's day. It just seems really FAKE and STUPID to me. I'm big on birthdays. That is truely a special day for the person.
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I disagree with laptop murder but I TOTALLY agree with this. I think it's a dumb day. I love the people in my life everyday
 
blueta2 said:
I disagree with laptop murder but I TOTALLY agree with this. I think it's a dumb day. I love the people in my life everyday
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Lol. I also disagree with laptop murder. I'm usually fine but I DO have an occasional bout of CCFCP.
 
TurquoiseRack said:
As a woman who has been disappointed by forgetful boyfriends I just wanted to make sure all of you guys were prepared for Valentine's Day because I can imagine all the threads that will start on Feb 15 about all the guys in the dog house for getting something cheesy or nothing at all for their girlfriend. I'll lead you on the right path and hopefully we can start a good thread for gift ideas :heart:

I'll recommend 1-800-Flowers.com. I really like that they offer varied version of the traditional red roses like these
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Happy VD day............
 
Mysterio said:
I'm with you on this one. Cool to be single this year.
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I'm with you on this one. Cool to be single every year.
 
all the whey said:
Is it true that they are changing your company's name to 1800IAMPUSSYWHIPPED ??
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Yes this is true they had sent out a memo to all employees to see if they thought what they did actuially ment anything and they should start accepting master whipped as a form of payment.

100% agreed so they decided to just change the name as well
 
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Mysterio said:
I'm with you on this one. Cool to be single this year.
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Honestly it kind of is, I needed a break from the BS women tend to put us through for a min. You can get so wrapped up in that shit and not even realize it happened.

heres to savin some hard earned cash this valentines day bro!
 
TurquoiseRack said:
As a woman who has been disappointed by forgetful boyfriends I just wanted to make sure all of you guys were prepared for Valentine's Day because I can imagine all the threads that will start on Feb 15 about all the guys in the dog house for getting something cheesy or nothing at all for their girlfriend. I'll lead you on the right path and hopefully we can start a good thread for gift ideas :heart:

I'll recommend 1-800-Flowers.com. I really like that they offer varied version of the traditional red roses like these
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stfu you undeservedly overprivileged whore
 
Prepared ? We'll have dinner at home, watch some TV and fuck.... that sounds like any other day of the week...
 
manny78 said:
Prepared ? We'll have dinner at home, watch some TV and fuck.... that sounds like any other day of the week...
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Lol same here. Toss in some wine and chocolate covered strawberries and it is a good night for me. I don't need any expensive ass dinner or flowers that will die. Just some lovin at home.
 
silverskyline said:
HAHAHA yeah thing is though her mother had paid for us to go to New york plane ticket hotel dinner the whole nine yards so I still own about 2 and a half grand back to that and we have come to the understand that it never needs to be paid. I think I came ahead on that deal like a grand.

besides I'll be fucking 2 other chicks this year now that I'm allowed ;o)
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Yah I saw that movie too, good one. :rolleyes:
 
heavy_duty said:
Yah I saw that movie too, good one. :rolleyes:
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You can see my life???! WTF mind yo business and quick watchin me!

Your only gonna get hurt when you realize I pleasure my women better than you can.
 
silverskyline said:
You can see my life???! WTF mind yo business and quick watchin me!

Your only gonna get hurt when you realize I pleasure my women better than you can.
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Well fuck then come pleasure mine so I can go watch the game. :mix:
 
lol

Who finished the bombing of this broad for me?
 
samoth said:
I unbombed her since I thought she got mistaken for spamming.
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I bombed her for giving bad advice!
 
I took care of things this year!

I called a local shop yesterday to explain my idea and get a quote. It came back today. $318 She'll get progressively more flowers everyday 'til VD ending in a dozen roses. That'll be 44 Tulips, followed by a dozen roses.
 
I took a page out of Angelina Bob Thornton book. But instead of blood a blood vial, Imma go with a jizz vial for her to wear around her neck.

Fuck I'm romantic.
 
BNG said:
I took care of things this year!

I called a local shop yesterday to explain my idea and get a quote. It came back today. $318 She'll get progressively more flowers everyday 'til VD ending in a dozen roses. That'll be 44 Tulips, followed by a dozen roses.
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:rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow:
 
heavy_duty said:
:rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow:
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LOL! Hardly :) It'll be several days of :busy: :blow: :lil k: :three: :horny: :licker: Instead of your one night alone at a strip club for the same coin. :biggrin:

I think it's actually pretty damn funny. I hardly ever send her flowers. She'll get more in the next couple weeks than she's gotten in the last 15 years!
 
BNG said:
I took care of things this year!

I called a local shop yesterday to explain my idea and get a quote. It came back today. $318 She'll get progressively more flowers everyday 'til VD ending in a dozen roses. That'll be 44 Tulips, followed by a dozen roses.
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See that's sweet!! You are going to get a good Valentine's Day night
 
TurquoiseRack said:
See that's sweet!! You are going to get a good Valentine's Day night
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I guarantee he would have a good Valentine's Day night if he spent the same money on this.


Valentine's Day gift
 
all the whey said:
I guarantee he would have a good Valentine's Day night if he spent the same money on this.


Valentine's Day gift
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Your shortsighted a bit. You meant a great hour right. LOL! I'm looking forward to the next two weeks. My cack will be in her so much it will have the been soakin to much wrinkles. :qt:
 
BNG said:
LOL! Hardly :) It'll be several days of :busy: :blow: :lil k: :three: :horny: :licker: Instead of your one night alone at a strip club for the same coin. :biggrin:

I think it's actually pretty damn funny. I hardly ever send her flowers. She'll get more in the next couple weeks than she's gotten in the last 15 years!
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Strip Club? LOL Fuck I'm married 16 years dawg V-Day don't mean shit to me nigga!
 
I am really trying to find a better word than completely utterly foolish for this stupid ass thread, but I cannot seem to find the correct word that best describes it.
 
Angel said:
I am really trying to find a better word than completely utterly foolish for this stupid ass thread, but I cannot seem to find the correct word that best describes it.
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What is stupid about it.

The people who think you should send flowers etc?

Or, the people that say not to?
 
all the whey said:
What is stupid about it.

The people who think you should send flowers etc?

Or, the people that say not to?
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I would kick my husbands ass using the flowers if he ever tried to get me flowers for valentines day!!! I am the stuffed animal or jewelry kinda gal...
Flowers die, why do they resemble love?
 
Angel said:
I would kick my husbands ass using the flowers if he ever tried to get me flowers for valentines day!!! I am the stuffed animal or jewelry kinda gal...
Flowers die, why do they resemble love?
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hmmm

Since, you say it that way. Maybe I was wrong about not giving flowers.
 
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