Pre interview questions..

[mountain muscle]

Please respond to the following questions:


1. Why are you looking to leave your current employer?

2. Do you have a 4 Year degree?

3. How many years of Gamma Ray experience do you have?

4. How many years of MWD do you have?

5. What are your salary requirements? Base? Bonuses? Training Pier Diem? Other Pay?

6. When are you available?

7. Do you have any concerns about conducting the training of others?

8. Are you open to relocate?

9. Have you been convicted of a moving violation in the past five years? If yes please explain.



This is a pre-interview email I received. Think the "Hire me or I will come back shooting" response works now?

 

[jestro]

Please respond to the following questions:


1. Why are you looking to leave your current employer?
Parole
2. Do you have a 4 Year degree?
GED Baby!
3. How many years of Gamma Ray experience do you have?
What now?
4. How many years of MWD do you have?
Come again?
5. What are your salary requirements? Base? Bonuses? Training Pier Diem? Other Pay?
100k/yr. 20hrs a week MAX!
6. When are you available?
I'll let you know, just start the checks
7. Do you have any concerns about conducting the training of others?
I need a few interns, mmm, interns.
8. Are you open to relocate?
Yes, to somewhere in the tropics
9. Have you been convicted of a moving violation in the past five years? If yes please explain.
Never actually been busted while moving.

 

[mountain muscle]

Please respond to the following questions:


1. Why are you looking to leave your current employer?
Parole
2. Do you have a 4 Year degree?
GED Baby!
3. How many years of Gamma Ray experience do you have?
What now?
4. How many years of MWD do you have?
Come again?
5. What are your salary requirements? Base? Bonuses? Training Pier Diem? Other Pay?
100k/yr. 20hrs a week MAX!
6. When are you available?
I'll let you know, just start the checks
7. Do you have any concerns about conducting the training of others?
I need a few interns, mmm, interns.
8. Are you open to relocate?
Yes, to somewhere in the tropics
9. Have you been convicted of a moving violation in the past five years? If yes please explain.
Never actually been busted while moving.

LOL that cracked me up.

 

[Scotsman]

Please respond to the following questions:


1. Why are you looking to leave your current employer?
The worms drove me mad.

2. Do you have a 4 Year degree?
Graduated magna cum laude from the school of hard knocks.

3. How many years of Gamma Ray experience do you have?
Just call me the hulk.

4. How many years of MWD do you have?
Is that any relation to weapons of mass destruction?

5. What are your salary requirements? Base? Bonuses? Training Pier Diem? Other Pay?
100$ per tool per foot, $2,000 per month retainer, $100 per diem, Putting up with rock cock hazard pay.

6. When are you available?
2-3 drinks and I'll open up.

7. Do you have any concerns about conducting the training of others?
Training no, safety maybe.

8. Are you open to relocate?
Only after being dislocated.

9. Have you been convicted of a moving violation in the past five years? If yes please explain.
Only in my bowels and you really don't want to know.



This is a pre-interview email I received. Think the "Hire me or I will come back shooting" response works now?

Use my answers and tell them to hire me next. I'm sure you and I could cause an international incident in the north sea.

Cheers,
Scotsman

 

[mountain muscle]

Please respond to the following questions:


1. Why are you looking to leave your current employer?
The worms drove me mad.

2. Do you have a 4 Year degree?
Graduated magna cum laude from the school of hard knocks.

3. How many years of Gamma Ray experience do you have?
Just call me the hulk.

4. How many years of MWD do you have?
Is that any relation to weapons of mass destruction?

5. What are your salary requirements? Base? Bonuses? Training Pier Diem? Other Pay?
100$ per tool per foot, $2,000 per month retainer, $100 per diem, Putting up with rock cock hazard pay.

6. When are you available?
2-3 drinks and I'll open up.

7. Do you have any concerns about conducting the training of others?
Training no, safety maybe.

8. Are you open to relocate?
Only after being dislocated.

9. Have you been convicted of a moving violation in the past five years? If yes please explain.
Only in my bowels and you really don't want to know.



This is a pre-interview email I received. Think the "Hire me or I will come back shooting" response works now?

Use my answers and tell them to hire me next. I'm sure you and I could cause an international incident in the north sea.

Cheers,
Scotsman

LOL.

I am certain we could cause an international incident quickly.
These are questions for Ulterra, Casper work.

The North Sea interview is set for Feb. 14-16 in Houston.

I have to take 3 written tests and have a 60 minute interview for that one.

 

[reno240]

Please respond to the following questions:


1. Why are you looking to leave your current employer?
Parole
2. Do you have a 4 Year degree?
GED Baby!
3. How many years of Gamma Ray experience do you have?
What now?
4. How many years of MWD do you have?
Come again?
5. What are your salary requirements? Base? Bonuses? Training Pier Diem? Other Pay?
100k/yr. 20hrs a week MAX!
6. When are you available?
I'll let you know, just start the checks
7. Do you have any concerns about conducting the training of others?
I need a few interns, mmm, interns.
8. Are you open to relocate?
Yes, to somewhere in the tropics
9. Have you been convicted of a moving violation in the past five years? If yes please explain.
Never actually been busted while moving.

LOL

 

[Scotsman]

LOL.

I am certain we could cause an international incident quickly.
These are questions for Ulterra, Casper work.

The North Sea interview is set for Feb. 14-16 in Houston.

I have to take 3 written tests and have a 60 minute interview for that one.

Casper is such a shithole. I've just got back from Sheridan, worked 180 hrs in 10 days. Yep it sucked.

Written tests and hour long interviews, come on this isn't national security.

Cheers,
Scotsman