Prank suggestions........!!!

[GrandMaster]

anyone know any good pranks u can do to someone...
i wanted to get payback at this bitch

info:
House party
No Parents
1 friend who will be there as my allaby(sp?)

approach:
1-either make posters in town inviting everyone...
2-callin' the cops, saying something in relation to public disturbance...(gunshots,..drugs...)
3-calling up several services like -pizza-plumber-taxi-....etc

no vehicle or home attacking(i.e egging...sugaring the gas tank...)

sounds childish but the ho...wont go

any suggestions?

 

[Dunk]

yeh poke a hole in her condom and skeet skeet skeet

 

[tiger88]

easy dude

stink bombs

u call the cops your a punk ass fast twitch fiber kind

 

[tiger88]

http://www.fakecrap.com/products/stink_bombs.html


go to the party and let 3 of em rip and ur good to go

 

[tiger88]

HOLY SHIT IT LOOKS LIKE GEAR AMPS


i wonder what would happen if shot that shit up?

 

[GoldenDelicious]

steal her boyfriend, you know you want to

 

[Dunk]

HOLY SHIT IT LOOKS LIKE GEAR AMPS


i wonder what would happen if shot that shit up?

i heard u can drink it.

 

[Redshoteye]

HOLY SHIT IT LOOKS LIKE GEAR AMPS


i wonder what would happen if shot that shit up?

LOL, just gonna say I should sell it to some goonie kids at my gym as winny.

 

[vinylgroover]

wrap some dogshit in alfoil put it on their doorstep and set it alight. Knock on the door then bolt. When they see it alight, they will stamp on it to put it out and that shit will stink.

An oldie but a goodie

 

[GrandMaster]

u call the cops your a punk ass fast twitch fiber kind

i just dont want any direct involvment, and spend money...looking for an eaisier simple, more devastating way

too much to ask huh? lol

 

[tiger88]

LOL, just gonna say I should sell it to some goonie kids at my gym as winny.

"SMELLS bad but thats how u know its real if it shits like rottom eggs and and when someone shits on a cucumber"

 

[n0th1ng]

What did she do to you? Calling the cops is lame.

 

[Redshoteye]

"SMELLS bad but thats how u know its real if it shits like rottom eggs and and when someone shits on a cucumber"

"So you may smell like rotten ass for the next few weeks and never get any pussy, but you know what, thats better than getting bitch tits right?"

 

[GrandMaster]

What did she do to you? Calling the cops is lame.

we used to be alrite, but this cow is the biggest hypocryte(sp?)
loves attentions...
very jelous of me. I called the friendship quits because of all the immature drama, acting like 12yrolds........etc


and i think because i made her cry with all the fat jokes(shes mammoth big!)

and the other day the bitch Egged one of my TransAms.........dont FüCk with the TA BITCH!!!

 

[slat1]

Get rid of all the TP. Women burn through that shit. They will use he towels and clothes etc.
Piss in her ice treys.. that is just a classic.
*note. You will piss all over the place from laughing so hard while doing this!

 

[curling]

Go as fake cops like they did in Dirty Deeds

 

[Whiskey]

Smear a ton of "Crisco" all over the windows on her car. It only smears. A bitch to get off.

The more you use, the harder to clean them

Whiskey