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Prank calls from the ex...

lil'tangerine

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How funny is that! Bf's gone for one week and my ex starts callin'! Too chicken to talk though...keeps hangin' up! :insane: Good thing for caller I.D.
 
He's probably right outside your bedroom window, calling you on his cellphone. He might try to rape you...
 
You mean that doesn't work? Shit. WHat about stealing her underwear and making voodoo dolls, is that romantic?
 
nordstrom said:
You mean that doesn't work? Shit. WHat about stealing her underwear and making voodoo dolls, is that romantic?



if you really want to go for the coup de grace, wear her underwear while thinking dirty thoughts. then mail it back and write a letter showing her know what was on your mind that day. she'll have a better understanding, even if you just put 'toilet rape' on the letter.
 
Deus Ex Machina said:
if you really want to go for the coup de grace, wear her underwear while thinking dirty thoughts. then mail it back and write a letter showing her know what was on your mind that day. she'll have a better understanding, even if you just put 'toilet rape' on the letter.

Yeah. also pepper your letter with phrases like 'only Jesus can understand me' and 'whats the point of consequences, we all die anyway'.
 
nordstrom said:
Yeah. also pepper your letter with phrases like 'only Jesus can understand me' and 'whats the point of consequences, we all die anyway'.



and lead-on lies like 'you're beautiful' and 'our love is true'
 
Who the fuck calls and hangs up knowing caller ID is identifying them.

Wow... he must be really smart...
 
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