Praise be to DECEM

[the People's Champ]

Happy Easter Mang.

 

[decem]

holy crap.. two easter threads dedicated to yours truly.. i'm honored...

anywho.. i already gave a witty, anti-christian post on the other one... followed by a post in which i actually recognize the value of organized religions on such holidays..

so.. forgive me.. for i have nothing witty or anti-christ-like to contribute to your thread.. as i've exhausted my reserves...

anywho...

happy easter vato...

 

[addickt]

Do you think the Easter bunny will bring me eternal salvation?

I know that more than likely the Easter Bunny isnt real, as all empirical scientific data points otherwise...

But say, there is a .00001% chance that he/she is real isnt it better to blindly believe.........Just in case?

I mean you arent losing anything by believing right ( except maybe a little self respect)...

and JUST IN CASE..... I am asking for salvation this fine Easter...

If not, I will take some assorted hallucinogens and Benzos in a basket..

 

[decem]

addickt.. have i told you i love you?

 

[Raina]

Addickt, you know I love you. (Darktooth, yeah, he's very much a male).

Decem, you're the bestest. Wishing you all a blissful easter.

 

[PinK233]

God loves you decem....every annoying bit of you

 

[decem]

God loves you decem....every annoying bit of you

did he tell you that?

 

[Raina]

did he tell you that?

I don't know about God, but the Easter Bunny and I are pretty tight and he sends his regards.....

 

[decem]

cool. tell him i said hi.. and thanks for the boxers with the little chickens on it.. and for the jelly bellys.. and for the reeses eggs...

 

[decem]

some fucker came on here and gave me bad karma.. and didn't even sign it... fucking pussy..

 

[decem]

raina.. i love you..

not as much as i love addickt...


but you're a close second..

 

[Raina]

Decem, you know I love Addickt first and foremost but you're certainly my #2 nugga baby.

Anytime.

 

[Peyote Killa]

raina.. i love you..

not as much as i love addickt...


but you're a close second..

I love Raina too, not to familair with Addict, but I do love Raina

 

[decem]

I love Raina too, not to familair with Addict, but I do love Raina

addickt's one cool mofo.. i think that us three may actually be long lost brothers...

 

[Raina]

Awwwww....thank you PK. It's because I'm a notary public isn't it??

Decem dear, you think I'm your long lost brother?? Do I look manly??

 

[Peyote Killa]

addickt's one cool mofo.. i think that us three may actually be long lost brothers...

Really!!!!, I need to start conversating with that guy. He has always seemed really cool, but just never really talked to the guy. I will make it an effort, and then we can all hang at our long lost family reunion.

 

[decem]

Decem dear, you think I'm your long lost brother?? Do I look manly??

not you.. ya goofball.. i was referring to PK, addickt, and myself...


of course.. i'm the better looking, smarter, more ingenious of the three .. but they're not far behind...

 

[Raina]

So am I like the little sister?? Or more like the sidekick who wears trashy clothes??

 

[decem]

So am I like the little sister?? Or more like the sidekick who wears trashy clothes??

definitely the trashy sidekick..

 

[addickt]

not you.. ya goofball.. i was referring to PK, addickt, and myself...


of course.. i'm the better looking, smarter, more ingenious of the three .. but they're not far behind...

That my be true decem but I bet I have introduced more foreign substances into my body.

I think it should be an Easter Goat instead of a rabbit? What do you think Decem?

If we are all long lost brothers, does that mean Raina is a long lost sister? I hope not cause I would feel bad if I committed incest.

Just kidding............ Maybe

 

[Raina]

My job as the trashy sidekick is to distract people while you guys rob them. It'll be wonderful.

And Addickt, I too shall be vague about what you just said.....but I don't think we're related. I'm pretty damn sure. I hope.....

 

[decem]

actually.. raina IS sort of a sister.. but only to you.. she's your half sister.. but not mine... which means that it's open season for PK and me.. but if you do anything.. then that's just gross.. sorry buddy..



and you're right... an easter goat would be great.. it really would... it's so much more believable than a bunny.. after all.. how many bunnies are there in jerusalem? besides.. look at how many more eggs a goat can carry...

i wonder how many goats jesus had..

how many wives are they allowed to have over there?

 

[Raina]

Is it legal to sleep with a goat if you're not married to it?? Can you even marry one or is it a sin?? If I married a nanny goat would that make me a lesbian??

I hope addickt's not my brother. I don't want to have some fucked up spawn or anything. I'm confused.

 

[addickt]

actually.. raina IS sort of a sister.. but only to you.. she's your half sister.. but not mine... which means that it's open season for PK and me.. but if you do anything.. then that's just gross.. sorry buddy..



and you're right... an easter goat would be great.. it really would... it's so much more believable than a bunny.. after all.. how many bunnies are there in jerusalem? besides.. look at how many more eggs a goat can carry...

i wonder how many goats jesus had..

how many wives are they allowed to have over there?

I heard jesus had a goat for every day of the week!

Coincidentally, they are allowed 7 wives in Jerusalem.

 

[addickt]

I really don't care what you guys say about me and what ever, but these posts may offend the likes of risky, Curling and huntmaster and nightfly and others..these people have never said or posted anything to hurt anyone..I was wondering what the purpose of offending them was..

Does it make you guys feel tough or just have a strong need for some type of juvenile entertainment..


As a matter of fact I would say the risky has contributed quite a bit to this board..

I dont care cause I can resurrect the dead.

 

[decem]

would you SHUT THE FUCK UP dgreenhill...

fuck.. are you too stupid (actually.. i know you're too stupid).. to realize that simply because those are your beliefs.. that does not make it right for you to come and try to chastise me for saying something that goes against your BELIEFS...


ok.. let me break it down knucklehead style..

i believe jesus fucked a goat.. anything you say from here on out that goes against this belief.. will offend me to the nth degree.. and i will come to your thread and ask you to stop saying such things...




do you see what i'm getting at knucklehead? it's a belief.. nothing more nothing less... beliefs held by one hold absolutely no sacredness to one that does not hold such a belief... and it's absolutely wrong for you to come and tell me to respect your beliefs...