ppl who own bikes....any one ever tip it over?

[tiger88]

i cant even picture it but it happens

just like the keying of a car


throw a brick though my window at home but not the toys


if u got your bike tipped on ya. u find out who did it?



any good stories?

 

[Fragadelic]

Back in the day, a buddy of mine had his glide tipped over by his irate father - not pretty.

 

[Deterass]

I was doing a burn out on my hog about five years ago and lost it in front of alot of people watching.

You talk about embarassing...................that will take the cool right out of ya.

 

[Fragadelic]

Nah - you shoulda got up and started screaming and foaming at the mouth like you were having some kind of psychotic episode

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

I had two street bikes totalled, and lived to tell.

I wiped out on dirtbikes several times, while making insane jumps, riding wheelies etc.

 

[tiger88]

lol also i ment has anyone ever tipped ur bike over?

some hard on at a bar leave and do it

 

[Fragadelic]

Little kid spit on my bike once -- I thought it was funny and probably payback for all the stuff I spit on when I was a kid.

 

[tiger88]

Little kid spit on my bike once -- I thought it was funny and probably payback for all the stuff I spit on when I was a kid.

fuckin a man




what did u wipe the cum up with?

 

[Fragadelic]

Bathtub cock

 

[Buddy_Christ]

i've never had someone else tip over one of my own bikes. i have put my own bikes down in accidents though.

my first bike i must've tipped over 10 times or so. it was a PIG. 1985 VF1000R. bike weighed in at over 600lbs w/out gas. yeah, in 1985 it was one hell of a bike, but i got it in 1997 and by then, sport bikes weighed in at an average of 450lbs or less...WITH GAS. that VF1000R was just a beast to handle. fun bike though. i have it still, but it was torn apart for a full rebuild and never reassembled again. wish it was still on the road

few years ago, i was out bowling with friends. walked outside for a cig. bike was parked out in front of the place. just as i'm lighting up, 2 kids (maybe 10-12) come walking out with the one kid's mother. the one kid goes running over to the bike, grabs one of the clipons and says "i found my ride home!" he had one leg up by the time i yelled "HEY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!" i swear this kid almost pissed himself. looked right at him and said "that's MY bike. you NEVER touch someone else's motorcycle. EVER!"

the mother looked pretty pissed off at me for cursing at her kid, but she wasn't doing a damn thing to stop him, so fuck her. his friend, however, was laughing at him and said "man, that's what you get for being stupid. what's your problem?"

 

[big4life]

Nobody ever messed with my bikes.

The only time I ever dropped one was a sporster I had. I came home late one night, dead tired, and as I got off it to open the door to the shed I kept it in, it fell over. I forgot to put the kickstand down, and it just fell over. The ground was soft as it had rained earlier, so no damage, except to my pride.

 

[Code]

I had someone fucking with my 'busa once, looking at it and he had his hand on the seat and using the bike to lean on while looking under it (I dunno why) and he tipped it.

I was there, got his insurance info.

 

[psychedout]

I friend of mine tipped his bike. He was going down a road and hit a nasty pothole. Its a good think he was wearing a bike suit/gloves.

 

[Deterass]

I friend of mine tipped his bike. He was going down a road and hit a nasty pothole. Its a good think he was wearing a bike suit/gloves.

Thats not a tip........... its a wreck.

 

[psychedout]

Yeah, I guess.

 

[Code]

I advise you use extreme care when using eating utensils.

Yeah, I guess.

 

[psychedout]

I advise you use extreme care when using eating utensils.

What are those, like sporks?

 

[flex123]

Little kid spit on my bike once -- I thought it was funny and probably payback for all the stuff I spit on when I was a kid.

HAHA! atleast you had a sense of humor about it.

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

lol also i ment has anyone ever tipped ur bike over?

some hard on at a bar leave and do it

Living in Texas there are many Harley Bars etc... Deep Ellum is full of Harley Hang outs and it is a known (but not written) rule. If you tip over a bike you get mashed...no no one ever tipped my bike over.

I have had one stolen and later recovered though!!

 

[bodytemple75]

I have a 03 Suzuki GSXR 750. Blue/White/Red. I keep the bike mint, never tipped, or had to let down the bike. But,..funny thing though to mention tipping the bike... When I first got the bike, I was just hanging out on it, I went to get off, got off,...and since the pavement was all fucked up,...I just start seing my bike look like it was slowly going to fall. Fucking asphalt was all shitted up, and cracking. Bike would have tipped. Thankfully I caught it. I parked my bike elsewhere. I felt like I just swallowed my heart then.

 

[Code]

Chopsticks.

What are those, like sporks?

 

[PBR]

was at the Rock Store one sunday morning in so cal....big hang out for all types of bikes, there will be close to 500 at any one time...every kind of bike and rider you can think of and some you cant...lots of celebs too....the bikes usually park in "their" areas...harleys on one side and race bikes on the other...this inexperienced rider with a GoldWing drives up and decides to park on the Harley side...well, he did not get his stand down and the domino affect took place!!! utter horror....tink tink tink about 8 Harleys all got dumped....there was a small riot-this guy was a rich lawyer luckily for him....and started taking names to issue checks...thought he was going to die....

 

[psychedout]

Chopsticks.

Now were talking the same language.

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I had a Honda ACE go over on me once on a really gnarly hillside driveway. It's just under 700lbs. Picked it up no problem. I've also picked up an Electra Glide and a couple of GoldWings for folks.

 

[pitbullstl]

Living in Texas there are many Harley Bars etc... Deep Ellum is full of Harley Hang outs and it is a known (but not written) rule. If you tip over a bike you get mashed...no no one ever tipped my bike over.

I have had one stolen and later recovered though!!

Last time I was on Deep Ellum......it was college bar row.....

No biker bars.......to be seen.......

 

[pitbullstl]

Three years ago at Sturgis.......we were hanging at the campgrounds around 5 in the morning.......and some drunk fucker stumbled into a row of 15 or so bikes...........

Not a pretty picture.......dude got his ass straight whooped.....


Only person to tip one of my bikes over was me........

Last summer...I was pulling in the garage.......which my wife had washed out earlier that day.......and it was so hot and humid...that the floor didn't dry all the way.......I pulled in, hopped off......planted my foot......and down we went....me, my baby, and my pride.......

 

[Forge]

I have had one stolen and later recovered though!!

Be glad, I had a Wide Glide stolen and never recovered.

I've never had a bike tipped, but I've seen the "domino effect" in person. The bikes going down isn't so ugly, it's the riot afterwards thats really messy...

 

[strongsmartsexy]

I lived in Phoenix MANY years ago, and somewhere in the late 70's or early 80's some cowboy was at a biker bar when a bunch of bikers came in and basically told him he wasn't wanted. So, the pissed off cowboy stormed off. (They have video displays showing the bikes out in the parking lot so people can see what is going on)

Anyway, this cowboy gets in his truck and proceeds to run over the rows of bikes. I forget how many bullet holes were left in his truck and body, but in the end they couldn't charge anyone, because it wasn't like they could figure out WHO or from WHICH gun the killing bullet came.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

but in the end they couldn't charge anyone, because it wasn't like they could figure out WHO or from WHICH gun the killing bullet came.

im sure they could have charged someone with something

 

[strongsmartsexy]

im sure they could have charged someone with something

Let's see, 50 some bikers, all carrying weapons. (Legal to do in AZ) Possibly discharge of a firearm within the city limits? But, which ones?