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Potentially dangerous situation for me tonight

supersizeme

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I'm headed out with a good friend of mine downtown to go watch bands and get liquored up. I hear it's good for gains. Anyways, he's bringing these two bisexual chicks from his work that he has been having threesomes with from time to time. He recently broke up with his girlfriend, so now he's been cranking that action up with these two chicks. He frequently describes the crazy sex they have together and it always involves a lot of ball sucking and entire hands crammed into vaginas. It's interesting shit to hear about, no doubt. I have met these two girls and I wasn't very attracted to either of them, but my friend is balling them both at the same time and fullfilling one of man's base fantasies which I have yet to do so I have to give him props...like MC Hammer would. PROPER! So we're heading out tonight and last night I was over at his house punishing a bong and shooting some crazy 9 ball talking about this. He brings up the fact that, while he was still in a relationship, these girls would frequently ask him if he has any single, good looking male friends that they can hook up with. And the whole time he's cracking this smile at me and I know what he's getting at. My response was, "Mike, I love you, man, but I don't want to ever see you naked." A 2 on 2 is just flat out, out of the question for me. I don't want to be within 400 yards of another man's bare cock. But I fear that after we get some drinks in us tonight, my libido cranks up, and these girls maybe start going to work on the both of us with some lesbian type ninja shit, that I may think that's not such a bad idea. Does anyone know if there's an 1-800 emergency number I can call for support and someone to talk me out of it if the situation presents itself? Any suggestions?
 
Please Hammer, don't hurt em. I'll pm you my # if ya need some help. I'm not always there when you call, but I'm always on time.
 
Fantasy

If it's every man's fantasy you should go with it. Use a condom. If these girls don't turn you on forget it. You only live once. You are single, right?
 
Yes, I'm single. But every man's fantasy is not a 2 on 2. It's a threesome and this wouldn't be a threesome situation. There would be additional beef in the picture which is what I'm not cool with.

lol spent. fucking song drives me nuts!!

I think I will go with the Oprah naked tactic. Is this fat Oprah or skinny...wait what am I talking about.
 
I don't see the danger my man. Forget the extra cock thing. He won't get you and you are not(allegedly) interested in him so its a dead issue. Wail the piss outta tha ho's. My advice is to drink up and don't be a bitch about it if you do. I can't stand those fuckers that do shit they never thought they would when they get drunk. Fuck it, some experiences are good, some are bad. Live with them all. Let us know how you hang.(with the ladies)
 
If you would do it with some alcohol in you, then a part of you really wants to do it. You just feel more comfortable, so you go with what you're feeling.
 
I don't see the problem. I've fucked girls with 2 different friend's of mine... who gives a fuck about seeing them naked or vice versa? Shit, we even dp'd this one bitch. Do you know how close are dicks were to touching??? Well, fuck it. You're there to fuck the girls. Nothing gay about that. Throw a few back, throw a glove on, and enjoy yourself. Let us know how it goes down brother.
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Just do it bro, fuck both chicks, and hell, fuck the guy too...it's all good in the hood. Besides, I know you're gay but I won't tell anyone.
 
thanks for all the replies. it looks like about 50/50 of whether or not bizness should be handled so i think i'll probably flip a coin.

frackal, thanks man you're a swell guy for keeping that on the down low.
 
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If you are really a good friend with this guy, DON'T DO IT!!! It could ruin your friendship forever. The girls are probably just nasty sluts anyway. If you do go through with it wear a condom for god's sake!
 
BigGuns2 said:
If you are really a good friend with this guy, DON'T DO IT!!! It could ruin your friendship forever.

How does fucking a few ho's risk losing a good friendship? You said they are probably just nasty sluts anyway... so treat them accordingly. And obviously, cover the mofucker up, and don't eat.

UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE!!!

Right now he's taggin' some ho's with his bro, screamin' who's yo daddy's you naughty little bitches?!?!?! POWERFUCK HER BRO!!!

ROOOOOOWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Show your friend exactly what you do to a pussy when you fuck their pussies. Show him why his ex left him for another guy. You gotta be wicked.

Must end with a double facial, and a snowball to fully maximize the experience. You either seize opportunities, or you pass 'em up. Shit ain't gonna happen to you like this when your Wodin's age. :D
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20 bucks has supersizeme's tongue buried tonsil-deep in his best-friend's prostate ring right about now :FRlol:
 
supersizeme said:
thanks for all the replies. it looks like about 50/50 of whether or not bizness should be handled so i think i'll probably flip a coin.

frackal, thanks man you're a swell guy for keeping that on the down low.

Supe, Its not like the chicks want to have both of you in her twat at the same time or even a double penetration (one in ass,one in pussy).
Do a little G and you wont care if Janet Reno is impaling herself on a forearm sized dildo 20 ft. away.
 
Crazier said:


How does fucking a few ho's risk losing a good friendship? You said they are probably just nasty sluts anyway... so treat them accordingly. And obviously, cover the mofucker up, and don't eat.

UPDATE, UPDATE, UPDATE!!!

Right now he's taggin' some ho's with his bro, screamin' who's yo daddy's you naughty little bitches?!?!?! POWERFUCK HER BRO!!!

ROOOOOOWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Show your friend exactly what you do to a pussy when you fuck their pussies. Show him why his ex left him for another guy. You gotta be wicked.

Must end with a double facial, and a snowball to fully maximize the experience. You either seize opportunities, or you pass 'em up. Shit ain't gonna happen to you like this when your Wodin's age. :D
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If it was just him and the hoes it would be one thing, but it is my understanding that his friend will be involved in the festivities also. That leads to the potential for unwanted touching from his male friend, which could lead towards an ass kicking!
 
I ssme's afraid he might feel the need to joust or sword fight if he sees another mans tool. Either that or he's afraid that his friend might be sporting more wood than the 3.5 inches ssme has.
 
Night Fly said:
Wonder how his evening turned out???

I'm sure it was the usual. SSME wakes up in the woods or in a dumpster, naked, bruised, bleeding from his asshole, with one boot on. You know, typical stuff.
 
The Nature Boy said:


I'm sure it was the usual. SSME wakes up in the woods or in a dumpster, naked, bruised, bleeding from his asshole, with one boot on. You know, typical stuff.

LOL - that is too funny - it is sad to say but the reason I try not to drink anymore is waaaay to close to what you just described.
 
HappyScrappy said:


LOL - that is too funny - it is sad to say but the reason I try not to drink anymore is waaaay to close to what you just described.

Oh man...that's pretty bad, Scrappy!!! hahahaha...

NB...some of the things you come up with are a bit scary...you must have some CRAZY stuff running around in your head. :D
 
Night Fly said:

NB...some of the things you come up with are a bit scary...you must have some CRAZY stuff running around in your head. :D

let's just say I have a lot of free time and a very active imagination.
 
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