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The Shadow
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break toothpicks into the car door-locks
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Baoh
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Goin' after the guy, eh?
Bump for responses.
Bump for responses.
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Citruscide
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Bongolia on the hood of a car during a hot day.
Decapitation of your mark... always good.
Hair Removal in shampoo bottle or peroxide.
Get SSN of mark, sign up for corporation, take out 50K loan.
C-ditty
Decapitation of your mark... always good.
Hair Removal in shampoo bottle or peroxide.
Get SSN of mark, sign up for corporation, take out 50K loan.
C-ditty
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Code
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Cook brownies...using fecal matter as the main ingredient.
Never done it though.
Never done it though.
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Citruscide
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Firebombing car... works well too.
C-ditty
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Code
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This one couple always left their kids shitty diaper at my house when visiting. They were total pigs.
So one day I took two of their kids shitty diapers and put them under the passenger seat of their car.
They had so much junk in their, that they didn't find it for days.
So one day I took two of their kids shitty diapers and put them under the passenger seat of their car.
They had so much junk in their, that they didn't find it for days.
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Citruscide
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Spectre said:
If you mean I don't fuck around on the vengence thing... that you are probably correct.
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BowlingForSoup
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I've got two. The first one was back in high school. There was this dick we knew that had a convertable escort. Some buddies of mine and I were out driving around (small town, nothing to do) and we passed this guys' house with his car outside, and the top down. He had down something to one of the guys with us awhile back ( I forget what now) so he wanted to get him back. So we went back to our house and got vaseline, saran wrap, etc. The whole nine yards. They got the vaseline on the door handles and for some odd reason, I thought it'd be cool to take a dump in the passenger seat. So I did, then we saran wrapped the top part of the car (basically where the top would go) to seal in for freshness. I never heard how that ended up. The second one was when I had my shitty assed roommate. He would ALWAYS use my stuff. Razors, shampoo, shaving cream, EVERYTHING, and I was the only one who would buy toilet paper. I feel it's necessary to have it. Well, I'm in the restroom and the toilet paper's gone and I notice he had used my shampoo and it's on it's side at the bottom of the shower just dripping down the drain. So I'm sittin' on the pot, doing my business, wondering what I'm going to wipe my ass with and I see his towel on the floor. So I reach over and grab it, stand up, wipe my ass nice and clean and shove it under his bed. After a few days that started to WREAK. As I've written this I'm now noticing that my ass is an effective weapon.
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KAYNE
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AS FAR AS GETTING EVEN GOES, I SENT OUT PICTURES OF MY EX DOING NOT SO LADY LIKE THINGS TO ME IN THE SHOWER. I WOULD NVR DO THAT TO A HALFWAY RESPECTABLE GIRL. HOWEVER, SHE JUST WOULDNT STOP HER ANTICS AFTER I BROKE UP WITH HER SO I FELT IT MY DUTY. I DID GIVE HER TWO WARNINGS BEFORE I DID IT THOUGH. I'VE DONE A LOT WORSE BUT THAT IS THE TYPE VIOLENT SHIT COMES ALONG WITH LONG JAIL SENTENCES.
KAYNE
KAYNE
This new school admin thought it was his civic duty to mess with me in HS (this is awhile ago bro's!).. I was driving around one night with my buds and I notice his truck in a driveway with the window cracked just enough to get the garden hose in... hehehehehehehehe.... Not that bad overall, but even.
vixenbabe
Classy Skank
Takes A LOT to get me pissed..But....
One of my partner's likes to read my mail at our office. I have found him rooting thru other people's mail as well. Drives US ALL insane.
We all were going to a seminar in Vegas a few year's back. Mr. Snoopy was alllll excited about the prospect of having some "down time" at the black jack table while there. He talked about this trip NON-STOP for weeks. He damn near had his bags packed at the front door he was so hyped about going.
Anyhoo...We all decided that we'd fix his lil red wagon on the snooping deal. We wrote up a phoney letter from the BIG BOSS stating that we had to downsize the staff going to Vegas. Guess who's name was crossed off the list? Yep..Mr. Snoop....
He went into my other parnter's office and found the fake letter. He read it....Needless to say...THIS guy was alll pissy( WE knew he had read it and HE could NOT admit he was reading shit he was NOT suppose too. )
We let him stew and piss and moan in the office for two weeks. IT was soooo funny cuz his attitude was REALLY bad AND HE had to stew ALONE about what was bugging him!
Finally, someone asked him what the hell his problem was. ..He said he heard thru the grapevine he was not going to Vegas...My biz. partner finally told him the truth. He got allll red in the face and was so upset that we nailed him!
Needless to say..Mr. Snoop has not been reading our mail anymore!
One of my partner's likes to read my mail at our office. I have found him rooting thru other people's mail as well. Drives US ALL insane.
We all were going to a seminar in Vegas a few year's back. Mr. Snoopy was alllll excited about the prospect of having some "down time" at the black jack table while there. He talked about this trip NON-STOP for weeks. He damn near had his bags packed at the front door he was so hyped about going.
Anyhoo...We all decided that we'd fix his lil red wagon on the snooping deal. We wrote up a phoney letter from the BIG BOSS stating that we had to downsize the staff going to Vegas. Guess who's name was crossed off the list? Yep..Mr. Snoop....
He went into my other parnter's office and found the fake letter. He read it....Needless to say...THIS guy was alll pissy( WE knew he had read it and HE could NOT admit he was reading shit he was NOT suppose too. )
We let him stew and piss and moan in the office for two weeks. IT was soooo funny cuz his attitude was REALLY bad AND HE had to stew ALONE about what was bugging him!
Finally, someone asked him what the hell his problem was. ..He said he heard thru the grapevine he was not going to Vegas...My biz. partner finally told him the truth. He got allll red in the face and was so upset that we nailed him!
Needless to say..Mr. Snoop has not been reading our mail anymore!
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KAYNE
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Paulos said:
SOMEHOW, I DONT BELIEVE THIS. HOWEVER, IF YOU REALLY DID DO THIS SORT OF THING AND I WAS YOUR NEIGHBORY.....I'D RIP OUT YOUR FINGERNAILS WITH PLYERS. THEN I'D BREAK YOUR KNEES. IF I STILL WASNT SATISFIED, I WOULD TIE YOU UP AND DRIP NITRIC ACID ON YOU AT MY LEISURE.
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DcupSheepNipples
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I set up a Ex girlfriend up with a "hitman" that was willing to off me! She took the bait! Now she is serving 20 to life and I have another hot girlfriend!
duritz
Banned
another one...
I dunno if anyone has ever seen the size of the bags that the movie theatre saves the popcorn in. They are probably 4 feet high. well my friend worked at one a few yrs ago and he gave us two full bags of it to take home. We were walking near my house with the bags and we were walking past this one kid's house who we didn't like. We saw his car door was unlocked so we opend it, rolled down the window and then dumped both full bags into it.
The funniest part was that when he woke up the next morning he had to call animal control cuz there were squirrels and racoons inside his car. HAHAHAHAHA
I dunno if anyone has ever seen the size of the bags that the movie theatre saves the popcorn in. They are probably 4 feet high. well my friend worked at one a few yrs ago and he gave us two full bags of it to take home. We were walking near my house with the bags and we were walking past this one kid's house who we didn't like. We saw his car door was unlocked so we opend it, rolled down the window and then dumped both full bags into it.
The funniest part was that when he woke up the next morning he had to call animal control cuz there were squirrels and racoons inside his car. HAHAHAHAHA
oubeta
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Get an empty CO2 canister for those BB guns and fill it with Pyrodex. Put a model rocket (estes rockets) igniter with 2ft or wire coming out of it. If they have an electric fuel pump, you know the kind that whines a little before you actually start the cat, almost all modern cars have them. Just cut the power wires from the fuel pump and attach them to your co2 cabnister and duct tape it to the gas tank. Not a huge explosion, but will catch the car a blaze.
Get some Shock Treatment for pools and mix it with brake fluid and set it on someones car. Takes about ten minutes depending on the temp outside and then makes a huge fire that brns forever.
YOu can get everything a Wallmart. Not that I've done any of this.
Get some Shock Treatment for pools and mix it with brake fluid and set it on someones car. Takes about ten minutes depending on the temp outside and then makes a huge fire that brns forever.
YOu can get everything a Wallmart. Not that I've done any of this.
oubeta said:
Light a cigarette and open a book of matches and lay it across the buisness end of the matches, reclose lid. The cigarette will burn down in a few minutes and light the matches. Work well on a walk by through a cracked window..
I like the gas tank trick except for the attempted murder and fed charge piece.
plornive
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Hahaha...Raina said:The best revenge is moving on and living well.
Or signing people up for massive amounts of spam. Or deleting their emails/vmails if you have their passwords.
Several months ago, I got "owned" by a guy from Denmark. Really owned. There was not much I could do. Luckily, my friend hated him too... So my friend "accidentally" tripped and spilled boiling hot soup all over the guy in public. He had to go to the hospital. Later I talked to the guy in front of his girlfriend and told him he doesn't know how to deal with people in a civil manner. I could see the anger in him, but he didn't say anything.
Revenge knows no obstacles.
Mad4Iron
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Ads in the newspaper for real expensive shit(Like Harleys,sports cars,assault rifles) for cut rate prices with "No this is not a typo!!".Give their work number.
With the terrorism in everyone's mind a little tip to homeland security could fuck someone up for awhile.(Don't yell at me,I can't imagine hating someone enough to do this).
Mad
With the terrorism in everyone's mind a little tip to homeland security could fuck someone up for awhile.(Don't yell at me,I can't imagine hating someone enough to do this).
Mad
little chris
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Had a friend who was a real homophob. At the time he had a white VW Jetta in his driveway. He lived alone so we talked to him and he said he was going to South Street which is a very(liberal) street in Philly.
We went to a party store and bought the Halloween spray cans for your hair so it would come off. We went to his house and me and my buddies spray painted "I'm gay, and I'm proud" in hot pink on his passenger side door so he would never notice it.
He asks us if we wanna go with him to south street and we say yeah but we drive in the other car and just stay behind ya.
Well there's always alot off traffic on south street so we stayed behind him the whole way and there were people yelling and screaming "sweetpants", "hey baby" "I'm gay and proud too"
My buddy had know idea till we told him about 2 hours later. The whole time he's driving he's on his cell phone calling us going why is everyone gay looking at me!?
We went to a party store and bought the Halloween spray cans for your hair so it would come off. We went to his house and me and my buddies spray painted "I'm gay, and I'm proud" in hot pink on his passenger side door so he would never notice it.
He asks us if we wanna go with him to south street and we say yeah but we drive in the other car and just stay behind ya.
Well there's always alot off traffic on south street so we stayed behind him the whole way and there were people yelling and screaming "sweetpants", "hey baby" "I'm gay and proud too"
My buddy had know idea till we told him about 2 hours later. The whole time he's driving he's on his cell phone calling us going why is everyone gay looking at me!?
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Baoh
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little chris said:
lmfao
South Street was sooooooooo much cooler when I was a kid. Now, it's mainly smoke shops and piercing parlors.
little chris
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clothing stores, tattoo parlors, and piercing parlors, yup
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