post whore thread

[MrMuscle]

Do you know what god said the first time Eve washed her pussy in the ocean?
"The shrimps and fish will never get rid of that smell"

 

[Subzeero]

AAP and his bf were having gay sex.
"I have aids" AAP suddenly says
"OH GOD" his bf cries
"Just kidding" Said AAP "I just love the way your ass tighten up when i say it"

LMAO

 

[MrMuscle]

Seen on a mens bathroom wall
"you dont have to look on these walls for a joke. You are holding one"

 

[MrMuscle]

Two guys talking:
"Do you still have a gf?"
"No, she died of herpes"
"But you cant die from herpes!!"
"If you give it to me you can"

 

[Subzeero]

Seen on a mens bathroom wall
"you dont have to look on these walls for a joke. You are holding one"

I don't get it.

 

[MrMuscle]

A pussy cat was standing by a river when a breadcrum came sailing by. The cat grabbed it and ate it. Then a whole bread came floating by. The car tried to get it but fell in.

Conclusion. Big bread = wet pussy

 

[MrMuscle]

Female orgasm has 5 stages:

1. Asmathic: AH!
2. Geographic: HERE HERE!
3. Religious: OH MY GOD!
4. Suicidal: I'M DYING!
5. Homicidal: IF YOU STOPP I'LL KILL YOU!

 

[Subzeero]

A thousand years, a thousand more,
A thousand times a million doors to eternity
I may have lived a thousand lives, a thousand times
An endless turning stairway climbs
To a tower of souls
If it takes another thousand years, a thousand wars,
The towers rise to numberless floors in space
I could shed another million tears, a million breaths,
A million names but only one truth to face

 

[Subzeero]

A million roads, a million fears
A million suns, ten million years of uncertainty
I could speak a million lies, a million songs,
A million rights, a million wrongs in this balance of time
But if there was a single truth, a single light
A single thought, a singular touch of grace
Then following this single point , this single flame,
The single haunted memory of your face

 

[MrMuscle]

Two guys talking:
"My wife is so ugly that i've never kissed her"
"So I guess you have no kids then?"
"No she's not THAT bad"