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A woman is in a coma.
Nurses are in her room giving her a sponge bath.

One of them is washing her "private area" and notices that there is a response on the monitor when she´s touched there.

So they go to her husband and explain what happened, telling him,
"Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband is sceptical, but they assure him that they´ll close the curtains for privacy.
Anything is worth a try, the husband thinks so he finally agrees and goes into his wife´s room.

After a few minutes the woman´s monitor shows a flatline... no pulse...no heart rate.

The nurses run into the room.

The husband is standing there, pulling up his pants and says,

-* "I think she choked."

lol i have heard that one before but still funny

 

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i think i just ran out of stuff to post aboot

 

[Subzeero]

lol i have heard that one before but still funny

my bad.. i will try to get other ones.

 

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gymrat, are you back yet, eh?

 

[Subzeero]

my fucking browser just closed on me.

 

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i have to be leaving soon. work's almost over

 

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my fucking browser just closed on me.

you still on the linux box/

 

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b ump

 

[Subzeero]

Wife: Oh, come on.
Husband: Leave me alone!
Wife: It won't take long.
Husband: I won't be able to sleep afterwards.
Wife: I can't sleep without it.
Husband: Why do you think of things like this in the middle of the night?
Wife: Because I'm Hot.
Husband: You get hot at the darnest times.
Wife: If you love me I wouldn't have to beg you.
Husband: If you love me you'd be more considerate.
Wife: You don't love me anymore.
Husband: Yes I do, but let's forget it for tonight.
Wife: (Sob-Sob)
Husband: Alright, I'll do it.
Wife: What's the matter? Need a flashlight?
Husband: I can't find it.
Wife: Oh, for heaven's sake, feel for it!
Husband: There! Are you satisfied?
Wife: Oh, yes, honey.
Husband: Is it up far enough?
Wife: Oh, oh, yes, that's fine.
Husband: From now on when you want the window open, do it yourself.

 

[Devastation]

hump and pump