Post Up Your Favorite Toasts!!!

[tripleblonde]

This topic kinda got started on another thread so I thought I'd start a thread for everyone's fav. toasts....

mine is a 3 step process:

1st shot: Here's to boys, booze, and bein beautiful

2nd shot/drink: Here's to bein single, seein double, and sleepin triple

3rd shot and beyond: Here's to you and here's to me and if we should ever disagree, the fuck with you, here's to me!

anybody else got some fav. toasts? post up, i need some new material!

 

[jh1]

Here is to honor. Getting on her and staying on her, and if you can't come in her... come on her.

 

[jerkbox]

Salud!

 

[tiger88]

french toast is the so fucking good


plus bacon and milk and few bit of the dreads

 

[tripleblonde]

french toast is the so fucking good


plus bacon and milk and few bit of the dreads

tiger....i say this in the nicest way possible? but what the fuck are u talking about?

 

[tiger88]

or lol toasts as in like lets toast


i didnt read ur post just the title




to answer that

dont have one

 

[The Shadow]

.....God rest his soul.

May he get into Heaven at least half an hour before the Devil knows he's dead.

 

[tripleblonde]

or lol toasts as in like lets toast


i didnt read ur post just the title




to answer that

dont have one

lol....gotcha

 

[Dial_tone]

To all the virgins in the world.....thanks for nothing.

(that really is my fav)

 

[Deterass]

Here's to the girl that lives on the hill
If she won't do you her brother will!

 

[tripleblonde]

To all the virgins in the world.....thanks for nothing.

(that really is my fav)

heh heh heh

 

[Moderate_THIS]

I'd fuck you

 

[Smurfy]

Heres' to the men, the men that we love..
But, the men that we love, aren;t the men that love us...
So FUCK the men, and here's to US!

 

[plowboy]

hears to all the women who like it in da butt.

 

[onebigab]

Hickory Dickory Dock..................

 

[mordy]

Heres the the breezes
that blows through the treeses
that lifts the skirts
and reveals the kneeses
that points to the spot
of the magical twat,
that teases and pleases
and gives us diseases,
oh what a snatch,
down the hatch!

 

[SoreArms]

to getting head!

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Here's to the wine we love to drink, and the food we like to eat.
Here's to our wives and sweethearts, let's pary they never meet.
Here's champagne for our real friends And real pain for our sham friends.
And when this life is over, may all of us find peace.

 

[BileStew]

Here's a toast to bread, because without bread, there wouldn't be any toast.

 

[starfish]

Heres' to the men, the men that we love..
But, the men that we love, aren;t the men that love us...
So FUCK the men, and here's to US!

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[biteme]

Here's to sex, sex, and more sex.