Post here and I'll use one word to describe you.

[alien amp pharm]

preemptive

stud-muffin

 

[alien amp pharm]

Go

Confident

 

[Deterass]

Hamstershaver came home just in time to find AlienAmp in bed with another man.

In a total rage, he dragged AlienAmp down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.

He then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next he picked up a hacksaw.

AlienAmp, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

Hamstershaver, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

 

[alien amp pharm]

gay-sex

 

[Smurfy]

 

[bran987]

Hamstershaver came home just in time to find AlienAmp in bed with another man.

In a total rage, he dragged AlienAmp down the stairs to the garage and put his penis in a vise.

He then secured it tightly and removed the handle.

Next he picked up a hacksaw.

AlienAmp, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to cut it off are you?"

Hamstershaver, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, said, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

lmao if that was intentional
lmao if that was unintentional

 

[Lowest]

Bring it.

 

[Dakotah]

at deteras post


ok now do me

 

[The_Ghost]

hola signor!

 

[alien amp pharm]

easy