Possible Dates For Satanic Goatslayer

[Shrebly]

Let me know if any of these chicks get your goat in gear... all are single, love the dark side and are waiting to hear from you...

 

[Tuna Guy]

the one with the black hair is nice.

 

[WODIN]

Will they all let him have their livers though? That's the real question...

 

[Shrebly]

Will they all let him have their livers though? That's the real question...

Livers? Last week it was kidney's, this week livers... what's next? Toenail sandwiches?

 

[Liberator]

The one nearest to us looks like she'd give good head

 

[WODIN]

well if you go to

Man Beef

they have all kinds of ways of serving it up!!!

 

[8-]]

The one nearest to us looks like she'd give good head

Looks like a biter to me.

Just my $0.02

 

[WarriorPL]

the one closest to us would be perfect.


~WizKid

 

[blood_drinker]

i thought he only did corpses?

 

[obelix-220]

sickkkkkkkkk

 

[satanic goatslayer]

For sexual purposes........none of them, I find the whole black clothing/white makeup to be horrid. For sacrificial purposes.....the one making the stupid hand gesture. I'd string her up on a meathook and throw cans of chili at her until I tired of it. Then I'd use a blowgun and hit her in the forehead with darts, in the shape of a happy face. I'd pin her eyelids back and begin to skin her with a potato peeler, stopping occasionally to drill small holes into her bones, which I'd fill up with model glue. Once skinned, it would be time to find a prime cut, and have a small feast. I'd pair up the meal with a nice bottle of ethanol to enhance the flavor.

Of course none of that has anything to do with sacrificing, but I need to relax like everyone else.

 

[68GT350]

You guys pay that guy way too much attention. He tries to remain in the background giving is random comments and you guys just pick on the fella. Just let him be his wacky self. You know...you might be hurting his feelings. I wonder what he looks like anyways...

 

[fiatconspiracy]

those chicks need to hit the gym.....

 

[Slice of Peach2]

For sexual purposes........none of them, I find the whole black clothing/white makeup to be horrid. For sacrificial purposes.....the one making the stupid hand gesture. I'd string her up on a meathook and throw cans of chili at her until I tired of it. Then I'd use a blowgun and hit her in the forehead with darts, in the shape of a happy face. I'd pin her eyelids back and begin to skin her with a potato peeler, stopping occasionally to drill small holes into her bones, which I'd fill up with model glue. Once skinned, it would be time to find a prime cut, and have a small feast. I'd pair up the meal with a nice bottle of ethanol to enhance the flavor.

Of course none of that has anything to do with sacrificing, but I need to relax like everyone else.

Stop that, SG, you know you are a sweet little guy that goes to church every sunday and wednesday.