Possible Dates For Satanic Goatslayer

[satanic goatslayer]

For sexual purposes........none of them, I find the whole black clothing/white makeup to be horrid. For sacrificial purposes.....the one making the stupid hand gesture. I'd string her up on a meathook and throw cans of chili at her until I tired of it. Then I'd use a blowgun and hit her in the forehead with darts, in the shape of a happy face. I'd pin her eyelids back and begin to skin her with a potato peeler, stopping occasionally to drill small holes into her bones, which I'd fill up with model glue. Once skinned, it would be time to find a prime cut, and have a small feast. I'd pair up the meal with a nice bottle of ethanol to enhance the flavor.

Of course none of that has anything to do with sacrificing, but I need to relax like everyone else.

 

[68GT350]

You guys pay that guy way too much attention. He tries to remain in the background giving is random comments and you guys just pick on the fella. Just let him be his wacky self. You know...you might be hurting his feelings. I wonder what he looks like anyways...

 

[fiatconspiracy]

those chicks need to hit the gym.....

 

[Slice of Peach2]

For sexual purposes........none of them, I find the whole black clothing/white makeup to be horrid. For sacrificial purposes.....the one making the stupid hand gesture. I'd string her up on a meathook and throw cans of chili at her until I tired of it. Then I'd use a blowgun and hit her in the forehead with darts, in the shape of a happy face. I'd pin her eyelids back and begin to skin her with a potato peeler, stopping occasionally to drill small holes into her bones, which I'd fill up with model glue. Once skinned, it would be time to find a prime cut, and have a small feast. I'd pair up the meal with a nice bottle of ethanol to enhance the flavor.

Of course none of that has anything to do with sacrificing, but I need to relax like everyone else.

Stop that, SG, you know you are a sweet little guy that goes to church every sunday and wednesday.