#@&$*^% porn in the mail

[hellorhih2o]

Ok, I have no f'ing clue how this happened (really) but i'm getting a ton of direct mail selling porn videos. I must been on some "suckah will buy sleazy home made porn" direct marketing list. They're f'ing taking a dump in my mailbox. And it's not even good porn. (*&W$#(*^%.

How the hell do you get rid of 'em? HELP.

 

[The Shadow]

lol


Snail mail spam

 

[hellorhih2o]

Today's crop:

- "Teen Drive In" (f'ing disgusting)
- "Amateur MoviePlex"
- "Bus Bangin'" ('Fucking chics in a rental van')

Make it stop.

 

[Tiervexx]

Sometimes the mail will have a link hidden in it that will let you unsubscrib (even if you never subscribed in the first place). That will stop it most of the time...or at least for a while...

 

[hellorhih2o]

Sometimes the mail will have a link hidden in it that will let you unsubscrib (even if you never subscribed in the first place). That will stop it most of the time...or at least for a while...

No, no, no, this is SNAIL MAIL. I'll walk around the block just to avoid bumping in to my mail man.

 

[SoloFlex]

If you've ever signed up to a porn website, they have your address. That's usually how they snare people.

 

[The Shadow]

LMAO

When the mail dude eyeballs you...you into some freaky shit

 

[sh4dowf4lcon]

snail mail spam sux!!

 

[gonelifting]

I think you can tel the PO to hold certain mail if you don`t want it. Not exactly sure how that works.

 

[hellorhih2o]

If you've ever signed up to a porn website, they have your address. That's usually how they snare people.

I get that but I've only been at this address since September 23. And as much as I've gladly signed up for porn sites in the past (like the rest of you), I've been WAY to busy to even worry about porn since I moved here. Just don't get how the hell I got on some weirdo suckah list.

 

[MrMuscle]

Ryan, its easier to get porn on the internet you know. And the pages dont stick here either. Unless you're on a 56k modem that is.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Have you pissed anybody off that could be signing up your address?

 

[gonelifting]

I hate to rub it in bro but I used to get Gambling solicitations from calling sportscores and stuff. They NEVER stop coming. This was about 15 years ago and I still get them at my parents house to this day.

 

[SoloFlex]

Is the porn addressed to YOU? maybe it was from the person before you.

 

[tiger88]

send to my offfice if they full lengh videos

 

[hellorhih2o]

Ryan, its easier to get porn on the internet you know. And the pages dont stick here either. Unless you're on a 56k modem that is.

Stop the God damn Ryan crap already, ok? Or do I have to fly over to Norge and smack ya silly? Wouldn't be so hard, I'm in your neck of the woods all the time and don't think I couldn't find ya. I can be VERY resourceful...

1st warning...

 

[hellorhih2o]

I hate to rub it in bro but I used to get Gambling solicitations from calling sportscores and stuff. They NEVER stop coming. This was about 15 years ago and I still get them at my parents house to this day.

I was afraid someone would say that. I'll have to get a wig so I can leave the building without having bumping into the mailman or my downstairs neighbor (who always sorts the mail for everyone in the building).

I wish I could take a crap in THEIR mailbox. I would. Seriously.

 

[tiger88]

any of the porno got doulbe penatration???


takes a real slut to dig that shit

 

[hellorhih2o]

any of the porno got doulbe penatration???


takes a real slut to dig that shit

who you calling a slut?

 

[tiger88]

who you calling a slut?

for a chic to 2 hqave a penis in her cunt and in her asshole


and usually one in her mouth too



good shit to watch

 

[RADAR]

Heres how to stop delivery of snail mail(pretty simple)
1- find a snail
2- on his shell in the upper left put a box with a check in it ,next to unsubscribe.
3- place snail in mailbox
4- wait
5-wait
6-wait
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. RADAR

 

[Tiervexx]

No, no, no, this is SNAIL MAIL. I'll walk around the block just to avoid bumping in to my mail man.

OH! I thought you where talking about email. Everyonce in a while I find my email box filled with porn shit.

 

[Wynn]

Get a cheap shredder on Black Friday. It's a gift for yourself that comes in handy.

 

[tiger88]

dp doulbe pentation bro dick in ass and in cunt

 

[MrMuscle]

lol at the PMS'ing Ryan clone

But seriously, you seem kinda tense. You should find someway of letting of steam, maybe start working out?