Please Scroll Down to See Forums Below I work at a gym and we got a new manager here, this punk came here his first day and is trying to change everything-he told me I can no longer train here and I fucking WORK here (not even on my lunch break)! I'm probably going to lose it today-what should I do to calm down so I don't rip this fools head off?
Please help me...I'm gonna kill somebody
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the_only_sepe
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smoke
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the_only_sepe
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man that sucks
why doesnt he want you to train, is he intmidated by your size or something?
why doesnt he want you to train, is he intmidated by your size or something?
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Golfer18--old
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Try to talk with him civilized, if that doesnt work beat his ass.
Pay for a month's membership,then tell him to blow it out his ass.Some folks should never be put into a position of authority.
There is a web site around here somewhere that gives some very good ideas to get a coworker fired. Fuck that puss-it just doesn't make sence. I HATE RULES THAT DON"T MAKE SENSE. (Uncle sam take note) AAARRRRGGGHGHHHH! Kick his ass, turn his car upside down(my personal favorite) or put a few empties in his car and make them be seen...
He is obviously descriminating against you! File lawsuit! Just kidding. Make him put what he said into writing. He will most likely change his mind. Unless there is an existing rule against you being employed and working out. I have worked at a gym myself and used my lunch to do some personal training. I got some crap about conflict of interest and legalities but when I asked them to put it in formal writing stating the problem and proof of violation, they changed their mind and hired me on as a personal trainer. So just put things in perspective.....if theres a problem, put it in writing. Write a letter to the owner if you have to. If there are no other gyms in town and you need your job, then you should be cautious, but if you are rich and the gyms are plentiful, stomp a muddhole in his ass and walk it dry.........
Arias
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LOL,if you're a paying member,he can't dictate to you which days you can and can't work out,that would be begging for a lawsuit against the gym for discrimination.The only thing he has control over is what you do while you are on the clock,or if you violate the policies of gym rules.This guy is a joke.
I agree--because of the fact that I'm always eating and training 6 days a week, the upper-management assumes that I'm not intelligent or something-so naturally they don't take me very serious even though I sell more memberships and make more money than most of the employees do----FUCK, he just got here, I hate him-I'm going to lose it any minute.waterboy said:
Dude, it's easy. Just take a 60lb hex tell him you want to show him proper lift and pound it right into his chest hard! When the cops show and run a chalk line around him, Blame it on him not being able to handle his weights that came crashing down on him. If you can get him to bench that would be better, then the cops just show up after you slammed the bar on his thoat.
South of the border
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Whatever you do, don't "lose it". Never let you emotions take control of yourself or actions. Especially in the workplace.
South of the border said:
I agree. "losing it" would only add to the stereotypical mentality that everyone already has against people that are big.
Beat him with your intellect. Call the owner, and I also like Arias's idea about putting it in writing. Then you can take that to court if it ever gets that far. Documentation wins in court every time.
NY Muscle
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g-dogg said:
I used to work at this particular gym back in 1997-1999 and the prissy ass ex 300lbs juicehead born again asshole who then weigheed 200 at 6 foot 4 would only allowe me to wear long sleave gym logo shirts, one day i wore one of the polo short sleaves he bought us the staff to wear in the summer, and i wore it to work, he almost flipped out cause the sleaves were tight as balls on my arms, and he wore the SAME EXACT shirt and it was HUGE on him...from then on i was NEVER allowed to wear revealing shirts.
fucking prissy ass pussys!
FreakMonster
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G-dogg you fucking pussy!!!
Do something about this. Don't let some fucking 150 pound weakling tell you what you can and can't do!!!
Do something about this. Don't let some fucking 150 pound weakling tell you what you can and can't do!!!
FreakMonster
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g-dogg said:
BWHAHAHAHA Dude I'm just messing with ya bro!!
I definitely got you all fired up!! Now go drop a 45 lb plate on his foot.
Mr. Las Vegas
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Set him up and knock him down.
IronFist said:
Haaaaahahahaha!!................sounds like a plan.
Just wondering, do you have access to Succinylocholine???? shoot him up with some of this shit (Its a paralytic) and before long he wont be able to bitch at you about anything, let alone be able to move or breath...JK.
For real though.....Just quit---beat the shit out of him---and buy a lifetime membership and hang out up there all the time where he has to look at you all day
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Frackal
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Seriously, have him put it in writing and explain why...that very fact might scare his bitch ass into relenting.
Toss the occupational stare on him. Just stare all the time. Don't say shit unless he asks something pertaining to the job. Don't answer unless it requires an answer. Hold a blank face at all times. Tell the owner you've heard peeps telling each other the new guy is a fuck and they're gone when the month is out. Have an app on file for his job. Why do you work there if you have so much damn money?
PURE EXTRACT
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I couldn't agree more with him. YOU OWN A MEMBERSHIP. EVEN IF YOU DID I'M SURE IT'S COMPANY POLICY THAT YOU HAVE A FREE MEMBERSHIP. I USED TO WORK FOR A GYM AND THEY COULDN'T TELL ME TO NOT WORK OUT THERE LOL. THAT'S SO F*CKING STUPID. THAT'S LIKE SAYING I WORK AT A GROCERY STORE, BUT I CAN'T BUY FOOD THERE....
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HighIntensity
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this thread makes no sense...why would you not be be able to workout in your own gym ?
When I PTED we got a free membership...could work out when ever we were off...don't they want the staff to be fit?
sounds weird?
When I PTED we got a free membership...could work out when ever we were off...don't they want the staff to be fit?
sounds weird?
M.O.D said:
LMAO!!!That's some funny shit....
Big dog 007
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I would definitely talk to the owner and him at the same time...Tell the owner what has been going on and see what this asshole has to say for himself...If he keeps up with what he has been saying, the owner is gonna see what a fool this guy is and maybe get rid of him..Or u can get all ur coworkers on ur side and turn everyone against him so that then he might quit....Trust me noone likes to work at a place where they are hated...Hell be the laughing stock with ur coworkers that fucking asshole....
g-dogg, invite him to go bowling at the abandond Nave lanes
then shove a 16# ball up his ass and bowl a strike with him
smashing his fucking head into the pins,then leave em for dead
nobody will find him for months,then the authorities will think it was a suicide,a dejected gay bowler.
BIGMOFO
then shove a 16# ball up his ass and bowl a strike with him
smashing his fucking head into the pins,then leave em for dead
nobody will find him for months,then the authorities will think it was a suicide,a dejected gay bowler.
BIGMOFO
Put nails under all 4 of his tires, take a screwdriver and loosen his chairs, steal his pens, mess with his computer (if he has one), do anything you can to make his work life hell, while also kissing othe co-workers asses to get them on your side. Then get a friend to come in and tell the owner that your boss tried to sell him gear. The angry stares/quiet intimidation is good. You could also send a big friend in there to corner him and give him the classic "if you fuck wih my friend you're toast" speech. If you've done all that and the guy hasnt quit or is in jail or an asylum, simply confront the owner about it, being as reasonable as possible. If he is an ass about it too, call the Better Business Bureau and file a complaint, and get all of your friends/family to do it also.
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