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[KillahBee]

When a boy and girl dog copulate, the head of the boy's penis swells and the vaginal muscles of the girl constrict. Even after sex, both dogs remain locked together, helpless and miserable for a brief period of time.

This same scenario describes most marriages.


(also, K to whomever can tell me where this is from)

 

[swole]

A novel by Chuck Palahniuk

 

[KillahBee]

A novel by Chuck Palahniuk

I thought you would get that. Nice move. Which title though....

 

[swole]

I thought you would get that. Nice move. Which title though....

I don't remember coming across that, so I'm going with Fight Club since I haven't read it yet.

 

[spongebob]

my penis never swells.

 

[redguru]

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.
I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut-hosing orgasm.
Painting a picture, composing an opera, that's just something you do until you find the next willing piece of ass.

 

[KillahBee]

I don't remember coming across that, so I'm going with Fight Club since I haven't read it yet.

nope. and you did read this one, I believe

 

[swole]

For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose... watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh.
I think that I shall never see a poem as lovely as a hot-gushing, butt-cramping, gut-hosing orgasm.
Painting a picture, composing an opera, that's just something you do until you find the next willing piece of ass.

choke?

 

[swole]

nope. and you did read this one, I believe

damn, don't remember

which one? choke also?

 

[KillahBee]

yep, choke.

nice job redguru

 

[redguru]

choke?

Ayup.

 

[redguru]

The man tells it like it is, borders on psychotic, but I guess even the deranged have clarity when dealing one one aspect of thier life. His happens to be writing.

 

[swole]

The man tells it like it is, borders on psychotic, but I guess even the deranged have clarity when dealing one one aspect of thier life. His happens to be writing.

He's simply brilliant.

Have you read Invisible Monsters?

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

what is this? x 2

 

[swole]

what is this? x 2

i expect nothing more from you

 

[KillahBee]

He's simply brilliant.

Have you read Invisible Monsters?

i am working my way through all his books. lullaby, choke, survivor (his best one yet), diary, I have read (and stranger than fiction)

 

[redguru]

He's simply brilliant.

Have you read Invisible Monsters?

No I haven't, I haven't even read Fight Club. I picked up Choke, tho, and couldn't put it down. The movie Fight CLub doesn't do the book justice from what I heard. And from reading Choke, I would tend to agree.

 

[KillahBee]

No I haven't, I haven't even read Fight Club. I picked up Choke, tho, and couldn't put it down. The movie Fight CLub doesn't do the book justice from what I heard. And from reading Choke, I would tend to agree.

choke was excellent - very very easy and fast read (most of his are). pick up survivor - his weirdest tale yet.

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

redguru is the only thing saving this thread from total ness

 

[redguru]

redguru is the only thing saving this thread from total ness

Damn, dude, that sounded pretty damn aap there...

 

[bran987]

are his novels similar to the short story about the guy who got his intestines completely pulled out of his ass when he got his finger stuck in the bottom of the pool? disturbing, however I loved fight club watch it lots. which one is closer to his novels and I'll pick one up.

 

[KillahBee]

are his novels similar to the short story about the guy who got his intestines completely pulled out of his ass when he got his finger stuck in the bottom of the pool? disturbing, however I loved fight club watch it lots. which one is closer to his novels and I'll pick one up.

it's tough to say. they all have sexual elements that are usually more on the somewhat disturbing side, but nothing straight up nasty and they all have their reasons for being there. I'd suggest either Choke or Survivor.

 

[BileStew]

When a boy and girl dog copulate, the head of the boy's penis swells and the vaginal muscles of the girl constrict. Even after sex, both dogs remain locked together, helpless and miserable for a brief period of time.

This same scenario describes most marriages.


(also, K to whomever can tell me where this is from)

Your parents wedding vows.

 

[*MissFit*]

Sounds about right..

When a boy and girl dog copulate, the head of the boy's penis swells and the vaginal muscles of the girl constrict. Even after sex, both dogs remain locked together, helpless and miserable for a brief period of time.

This same scenario describes most marriages.


(also, K to whomever can tell me where this is from)

 

[juiceddreadlocks]

Damn, dude, that sounded pretty damn aap there...

damn you.