Please allow me...

[WODIN]

to introduce myself.
I'm a man of wealth and taste......

 

[HappyScrappy]

I still have no sympathy for you

 

[Superfoot]

Well I'm pleased to meet you.

 

[vixenbabe]

Do I know YOUR NAME?

 

[decibel]

your name spelled backwards is nidow -- neato

 

[WODIN]

I still have no sympathy for you

Aww...come one...you have no idea what it's like running hell!

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

so just let me introduce myself
My name is Humpty, pronounced with a Umpty.
Yo ladies, oh how I like to hump thee.
And all the rappers in the top ten--please allow me to bump thee.
I'm steppin' tall, y'all,
and just like Humpty Dumpty
you're gonna fall when the stereos pump me.
I like to rhyme,
I like my beats funky,
I'm spunky. I like my oatmeal lumpy.
I'm sick wit dis, straight gangsta mack
but sometimes I get ridiculous
I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice
hey yo fat girl, c'mere--are ya ticklish?
Yeah, I called ya fat.
Look at me, I'm skinny
It never stopped me from gettin' busy
I'm a freak
I like the girls with the boom
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom
I'm crazy.
Allow me to amaze thee.
They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me.
I'm still gettin' in the girls' pants
and I even got my own dance



I knew I like you Wodin...

 

[Rotten]

(Insert picture here)

Shagwell when I get home in a few hours I'm going to scan a pic that will have you stalking me for life.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

(Insert picture here)

Shagwell when I get home in a few hours I'm going to scan a pic that will have you stalking me for life.

oohhh goody.......and yes...I'm ticklelish

 

[WODIN]

Cool dog...

 

[Yellowbomber]

This is it

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

This is it

If This is it...please let me know....if this ain't love....baby...just say soooo...

 

[MommaKin]

sympathy for the devil, the stones...
Shags, what exactly do you do for a living?

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

I sell scandalous pics of stangers on the internet....your' s isn't reaching the sales figures we have hoped though....perhaphs pink underware would do the trick?

 

[MommaKin]

No. The problem is your clientele, not the colour of my underwear.

 

[AGENT SHAGWELL]

ahhh....perhaphs.....

 

[Yellowbomber]

as said, this is it

 

[Big Johnson]

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