Plat Chat = Dead

[AAP]

Ya'll failed me. I needed some answers.

Strongbow: Finally a good bro whatup AAP
AAP: Everyone SHUT UP. I gotta a serious question here
AAP: Now listen up, here it comes.
AAP: If you are in a bar, talking with a real hot number. You know... sitting down and you can only see from the waist up and shit
AAP: ......
AAP: and you make plans to like leave together, none of this "meet me outside in ten mins" shit, but like walking out the door and all...
AAP: ...
AAP: And when you got up to leave....
AAP: ...
AAP: ....
AAP: ....
AAP: he had on ugly ass shoes.
AAP: would you still take him home?
AAP: Come on, he getting suspicious here bitches
AAP: He probably thinking I texting the FBI on his ass
AAP: FBI - Fashion Busting Idiots
AAP: So I can take it, the reason no one is answering me is because none of ya'll bitches ever actually got someone to leave a bar with you?
AAP: Bitches, I talk about actually having someone to come home with me and touch my pee pee and ya'll get all shell shock like you never heard of this shit
uamaverick: you fuck dudes?
AAP: Well..... yeah

 

[Smurfy]

lmao

 

[AAP]

Strongbow: AAP did you leave the ngr there cause his shoes were ugly or what
AAP: No fool, I am in the bathroom trying to get an answer here
AAP: But man... them some ugly ass shoes
uamaverick: who the fuck cares about shoes?
AAP: Well, I do obviously.
AAP: No sense wasting my time stealing ugly ones
Strongbow: Ugly shoes usually means they sux at life bro
AAP: Hmmm... you got a point there.
AAP: God, I gotta go back out there and see if his belt matches his shoes. If not, I know it is a NO. If so, I know that he sucks dicks but he just ain't got good taste. Must be republican
morphanos has joined.
Strongbow: only democrats sux cokc hommie
AAP: Yeah... republicans usually bottom.
Smurfy has joined.
AAP: Oh look smurfy is here
AAP: I bet she can help me
Strongbow: she dates chris bro she has shitty taste
Strongbow: and poor ass judgement
AAP: Self inflicted S&M via dating partners
AAP: she is not talking
AAP: Maybe it Chris on here account.
AAP: Looking for nudes
AAP: But smurfy already got mine
AAP: hahahaha take that chris
Strongbow: prolly thinking of some choice curse words for me

 

[Strongbow]

Another seed from the sower, helping AAP pick his bottom for the night, yaaahhhh SB

 

[b0und]

I like this acronym for FBI better.

I have never actually hooked up with a girl in a bar. Waiting outside the bar with a towel and some chloroform has a higher success rate I think.

Dumping somebody for ugly ass shoes? That's totally gay.













b0und (just sayin')

 

[ceo]

I bet he had a good excuse for those ugly shoes.

 

[Strongbow]

Yea like your shoes can be ugly if you have a 10 inch cock. That was prolly his excuse

 

[nangiggles]

what about your homeslice?

 

[calveless wonder]

Ugly ass shoes, you lose

 

[miplank]

was it redsam in his vibrams?

 

[AAP]

Yea like your shoes can be ugly if you have a 10 inch cock. That was prolly his excuse

Not really. If you have a 10 inch cock, you will have hordes of people out there buying you good shoes. And jewelry.