Plastic Seat Sweat....

[H_T_]

by the end of the ride to work, your ass is wet. then i gotta sit in a leather high back, sweats pouring down my crack. fuckin' feels like someone lit a book of matches and put it out between my asscheeks.....str8 up monkey butt, have i........

 

[heatherrae]

Good Grief man, go wipe your ass and quit posting stuff like this. TMI!

 

[H_T_]

Good Grief man, go wipe your ass and quit posting stuff like this. TMI!

it's not so much a wiping issue as it's a drop my pants in a stall and just enjoy a breeze, yo. i need to score some powder, stat.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

People who like summer def. don't have to work in it. 70 degrees is too warm for me in any case except the beach.

 

[H_T_]

People who like summer def. don't have to work in it. 70 degrees is too warm for me in any case except the beach.

word. i'm going commando tomorrow. if it gets any hotter, i'll re-release my high school gym shorts. commando. i hope my balls don't hang too low.

 

[heatherrae]

it's not so much a wiping issue as it's a drop my pants in a stall and just enjoy a breeze, yo. i need to score some powder, stat.

If you are serious, spray some spray on anti-perspirant on your ass in the morning. Then you won't sweat there. ;-)

 

[silverfish]

If you are serious, spray some spray on anti-perspirant on your ass in the morning. Then you won't sweat there. ;-)

That'g gonna burn if you're already chafing down there. Let us know how it feels.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Baby powder your ballsack/crack in the morning.

 

[H_T_]

If you are serious, spray some spray on anti-perspirant on your ass in the morning. Then you won't sweat there. ;-)

i'm 34 years old, baby. i done learned that lesson long ago. you don't splash cologne on your junk, neither. i'll stick with goldbond. or last resort, baby powder.

 

[heatherrae]

My ex hubby used to have his balls chafe all the time when he was golfing. He used to use powder and it didn't work. I actually had him use the stick kind of deodorant, unscented. It didn't burn and it worked like a charm. Actually all his golf buddies started doing it too. We just had to label the deodorant we used on his balls so that we didn't go rubbing it anywhere else...lol.

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

I like the smell of my balls.

 

[heatherrae]

I like the smell of my balls.

you must be very limber!

 

[swole]

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[theoak01]

People who like summer def. don't have to work in it. 70 degrees is too warm for me in any case except the beach.

I second this,it was about 70 today and i damn near died,im sunburnt,cranky and, I definately need to find a solution for my SWASS,its nasty as a mother fucker in the hotter stuff, I know I cant wait till its 100 plus degrees

 

[Quadsweeps Sister]

by the end of the ride to work, your ass is wet. then i gotta sit in a leather high back, sweats pouring down my crack. fuckin' feels like someone lit a book of matches and put it out between my asscheeks.....str8 up monkey butt, have i........

Oh my God! Where do you live, Death Valley? Its only May and you have the swampass affliction? Do you have air cond in your car or in the office you work at?

The antiperspirant solution sounds like a good one, i don't know about the powder - I think that would turn in to a bad solution... There's always botox injections and soaking in boiled then cooled tea bags (tannic acid), but both of those sound a bit extreme to me. You can always put towels on your car seat too - I think it helps a ton.

What a topic we're on tonight!

 

[jafo]

here is an idea ....drive faster then you will get more air on you (tip) roll down the windows



as far as work goes ..leather chair ? high back ? they can afford AC ... iwould have gone with AC instead of a nice chair

 

[H_T_]

Oh my God! Where do you live, Death Valley? Its only May and you have the swampass affliction? Do you have air cond in your car or in the office you work at?

The antiperspirant solution sounds like a good one, i don't know about the powder - I think that would turn in to a bad solution... There's always botox injections and soaking in boiled then cooled tea bags (tannic acid), but both of those sound a bit extreme to me. You can always put towels on your car seat too - I think it helps a ton.

What a topic we're on tonight!

i'm gonna be really fucking pissed at you guys if i go put a stick of anti-persperant in my asscrack and it doesn't work.

 

[HiDnGoD]

I work in an air conditioned machine shop. The only time I sweat is when I actually have to put down the cards & work.

 

[morph60]

i'm gonna be really fucking pissed at you guys if i go put a stick of anti-persperant in my asscrack and it doesn't work.

it works well man.I havent walked like a cowboy in years

 

[heatherrae]

It works! Trust me.

 

[rnch]

i've never had to grease the crack with anti-perspirant...but i know swipin' the freshly shaved boyz with a clear wide stick stops any chafing or sticking to your thighs.

 

[H_T_]

It works! Trust me.

Heather, i'm fuckin' serious.....last time listened to some on EF it was Stilleto telling me to smell my dogs ear or paw or some shit like that. it smelled bad.

 

[heatherrae]

Heather, i'm fuckin' serious.....last time listened to some on EF it was Stilleto telling me to smell my dogs ear or paw or some shit like that. it smelled bad.

rofl....okay, but I'm not telling you to sniff your dog's ass, man. We are talking about the health of your ass crack. These things can not be taken lightly. LOL

 

[stilleto]

Heather, i'm fuckin' serious.....last time listened to some on EF it was Stilleto telling me to smell my dogs ear or paw or some shit like that. it smelled bad.

PAWS. and it smells like popcorn. try it again.

 

[H_T_]

PAWS. and it smells like popcorn. try it again.

it does not smell like popcorn. it doesn't. it smells like.....not popcorn.

 

[stilleto]

it does not smell like popcorn. it doesn't. it smells like.....not popcorn.

hot buttered corn maybe?

 

[powerslave]

hot buttered corn maybe?

Fritos?

Our boxer smells like Fritos when it's getting close for a bath.

 

[chefbone]

Use cornstarch...You'll thank me later!!

 

[stilleto]

Fritos?

Our boxer smells like Fritos when it's getting close for a bath.

YES! fritos. its a corn smell. with salt.

 

[heatherrae]

This thread is useless without pics

 

[H_T_]

you guys are dicks. i was talking about chaffed ass and you make a mockery of my thread. dirty dogs don't smell good. i won't put a stick of deodorant in my asscrack cuz i'm afraid my dead relatives might being watching.

 

[HiDnGoD]

it works well man.I havent walked like a cowboy in years

My brother & I used to get chafed thighs. OK, we were quite large. OK we are quite large. Any who, he used to call it Sanford ass, 'cause you'd walk like Redd Foxx in Sanford & Son.