Pitch the the worst movie idea you can think of

[iggy]

the best idea gets some K

 

[PICK3]

a romantic drama film that depicts the complex romantic and sexual relationship between two men in the American West

 

[calveless wonder]

Cleaver

 

[uamaverick]

Fred is your average, everyday bachelor. He works as an accountant, has a nice apartment, and enjoys hanging out with his friends at the bar. However, he is saddened by the lack of true direction and purpose in his life. Then one day his life turns around. He stumbles across a magic pair of Vibrams that gives him infinite squatting power. He embarks on an epic journey to squat more weight than Glad, SB, and Pick3 combined, a feat never before accomplished.

I think I'll title this film Fred the Fucking Faggoty Vibrams Warrior

Starring Matthew McConnoughey

 

[mrplunkey]

This would be a one-scene movie.

Three women share their thoughts on how menstruation damaged their "inner child" during adolescence and its subsequent effect on their adult lives.

 

[digimon7068]

Fred is your average, everyday bachelor. He works as an accountant, has a nice apartment, and enjoys hanging out with his friends at the bar. However, he is saddened by the lack of true direction and purpose in his life. Then one day his life turns around. He stumbles across a magic pair of Vibrams that gives him infinite squatting power. He embarks on an epic journey to squat more weight than Glad, SB, and Pick3 combined, a feat never before accomplished.

I think I'll title this film Fred the Fucking Faggoty Vibrams Warrior

Starring Matthew McConnoughey

you asshole...i was going to recommend a bio-pic where they follow me around during tax season...i sleep about 4 hours a night, i don't drink or do anything fun...i'm just a grumpy, number-crunching, zombie...that would be the worst movie evah

 

[chris302001]

Hi, my name is Dave. I'm going to get rich by hoarding pocket change and selling apricot seeds on the interwebs. Then, oh noes! This skank I banged is pregnant.

 

[PICK3]

The best movie wood be "The Gabby Giffords Story" starring Kristen Wiig

 

[calveless wonder]

Hi, my name is Dave. I'm going to get rich by hoarding pocket change and selling apricot seeds on the interwebs. Then, oh noes! This skank I banged is pregnant.

That sounds like a pretty good movie, at least for a comedy.

 

[-SD-]

A guy gets involved in forex trading, says hes going to "make millions", partners with a bodybuilder to start a forex fund, he meets a girl from the internet, they meatup, he blows her off the weekend and cant stop texting/calling this other chick, he gets too drunk and pisses the bed and she has to sleep on the couch, the forex fund crashes and burns and everyone loses their asses. The fucking end.