Today I was at GNC. This young punk stormed in and slammed down a receipt on the counter. It startled everyone in the store. He loudly demanded a refund because the Over the counter system "cleansing kit" didn't work and he failed his drug test and it said on the bottom of the box "satisfaction or your $ back". It was a major scene.
synthetic urine will do the trick if no one is allowed in the bathroom with you. comes with a heat pack to keep the temp @ 98 degrees for several hours. this is the best bet if you are super saturated.
What the fuck? You're McGruber and you cant figure out how to pass a piss test? Here's a surefire method for ya......don't be a pothead in the first place!