Pirate walks into a bar

[ortiz34]

all the while he has a steering wheel down the front of his pants

bartender asks "What's the deal with the steering wheel down your pants?"

Pirate says "ARRRRRRRR It's driving me nutz"

 

[ortiz34]

what does a gay cow eat?

 

[ortiz34]

in your gayest voice EVA


'HaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY

 

[hog#head#cheese]

lame

 

[ortiz34]

what do u call a geigh dinosaur ?

megasoreass

 

[ortiz34]

Lesbian

"lickalotapuss"

 

[FISHTALES]

I like

 

[princesa]

Shortly after a long night of passion, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter. Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. Naturally, the guy began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.

Calmly, Tony replied, "That's me before the operation.

 

[Razorguns]

If your uncle jack helps you off an elephant..

would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?

r