Piles

[jd_uk]

Who's had them ...how long did they take to go?


Ouch.

 

[swole]

I've had piles of poop in my yard. Sucked. Just use a platic bag and turn it inside out when you handle the droppings.

 

[CEDAR]

I've had piles of poop in my yard. Sucked. Just use a platic bag and turn it inside out when you handle the droppings.

i think he means hemaroids (sp?)

 

[jd_uk]

i think he means hemaroids (sp?)

Indeed. Supposedly byt the time you're 50 half of the population will hjave had them....especially people who lift heavy weights.

 

[GoldenDelicious]

well ive had lots of very embarrassed people come in and try to tactfully tell me taht their bum was sore so i suppose i could help you out

---people who dont want to hear nasty things stop reading now---

generally itll depend on whether theyre internal or external, how bad they are, how hard you strain on the toilet, how hard your stools are, how much spicy food youre eating, if youre using medication etc etc. the bottom line is (no pun intended...looooooool im going to use that one ) that you should go to your pharmacy and buy some cream to put on. this will numb the area (good) as well as close up some blood vessels (good) which will make the piles smaller, so taht they are less prone to irritation (goooood). then, you have to drink lots of water, and whatever else you need to do so that you have nice soft stools. the harder your stool is, the more you strain, and the more you strain, the worse they will get. the aim of the game is to make your stools so soft, and to be so ready to go to the toilet, that you dont strain at all when you actually sit down and defecate.

also, dont sit down on the toilet for too long, since it makes blood pool in the vessels on your bum, gorging the haemmorrhoids with blood, which will irritate them even more.

so. lots of fibre. lots of water. soft stools. no straining. no hanging out reading a novel on the toilet for 3 hours. keep them clean. apply pharmacy cream. if this doesnt work, go see a doctor after, say...3 days.

and never make an arse grape thread again, please

 

[jd_uk]

and never make an arse grape thread again, please

I don't really see it as being embarassing though...especially as it's almost inevitable if you do heavy lifting etc. Suppose i'm not easily embarassed.

 

[JayC9]

wire brush and dettol ought to do the job

 

[CEDAR]

wire brush and dettol ought to do the job

ooohhhhhhhhhh! thats gotta hurt!!

 

[Y_lifter]

I'm sure AAP will have lots of input to this..

 

[Lestat]

piles is another term for 'roids?

i hope i never get them

 

[CEDAR]

piles is another term for 'roids?

i hope i never get them

yes bro, it certainly is. shortened slang and all that

 

[hotzie]

they suck ass , soak in a warm bath 3-5 times a day for about fifteen minutes and it will help them subside