Picking Up Chicks 101

[The Youngest 'N Charge]

so what are some techniques you guys have used in picking up girls. different environments have different rules so fill us in on

A. in clubs/bars
B. in public
C. in the gym

do you hit em with the "that's a really nice necklace..." or simply "hi, how are you?"

I've had about 5 girls come up to me with the "HEY! how have you been? (I know i've never met this girl before but i play along) i've been good what have you been up to?

also do you come off as the smooth talking player, funny cool dude, or what?

let's hear it...

 

[PBR]

"hello" or "Hi" with a smile seems to work nicely.

nothing works for me tho....

 

[mm107]

easiest thing for picking up chicks.....

Bring you GF, then for some fukin reason they are all eye fucking you all night and approaching you....girls are evil

 

[alien amp pharm]

I wear a shirt that says "big dick" with an arrow pointing down on the front

and also says "big wallet" with an arrow pointing down on the back


I've had a 100% success rate. Even when they initally reject me, they always change their mind once I turn and start walking away.

 

[heatherrae]

"hello" or "Hi" with a smile seems to work nicely.

nothing works for me tho....

This is the best approach.

I'm sure it works fine. You probably are just out of so many people's league.

 

[jh1]

I wear a shirt that says "big dick" with an arrow pointing down on the front

and also says "big wallet" with an arrow pointing down on the back


I've had a 100% success rate. Even when they initally reject me, they always change their mind once I turn and start walking away.

Thats a good way to start off a relationship... with two lies, that is.

 

[jh1]

1. Look good. (Clothes, Tan, Hygeine, Hair, etc).
2. Have a decent personality.
3. Have an eight ball of coke in your pocket.

 

[manny78]

Find a gay club where girls are allowed in (sometimes they have a special night) and go with some gay dudes. It will be like a Heaven my friend. That's where I picked this one <― In fact she's the one who came to us with her friends.

 

[PBR]

This is the best approach.

I'm sure it works fine. You probably are just out of so many people's league.

Hello....

 

[alien amp pharm]

Find a gay club where girls are allowed in (sometimes they have a special night) and go with some gay dudes. It will be like a Heaven my friend. That's where I picked this one <― In fact she's the one who came to us with her friends.

She looks like J-Lo there.

I thought you had a long time GF? Is that her?

 

[heatherrae]

Hi there, motorcycle man.

 

[alien amp pharm]

Thats a good way to start off a relationship... with two lies, that is.

Yes, but at the very least I get to see them naked before they find out the truth.

 

[beefcake28]

It doesn't matter where you are, just grow some balls and talk to them. What's the worst that could happen? Seriously.

 

[manny78]

She looks like J-Lo there.

I thought you had a long time GF? Is that her?

It's over with the ex. In fact, it's been over since april.

 

[Frisky]

Confidence!

 

[habitualhealth]

I wear a shirt that says "big dick" with an arrow pointing down on the front

you sure it's not pointing up in the front?


the arrow, not your peen.

 

[alien amp pharm]

you sure it's not pointing up in the front?


the arrow, not your peen.

Sadly, that would probably attract the girls too.

 

[habitualhealth]

Sadly, that would probably attract the girls too.

oh, i'm sure they flock.

 

[Frisky]

Sadly, that would probably attract the girls too.

To bad you are always the 'nice' guy

 

[habitualhealth]

To bad you are always

fixed.

 

[Frisky]

fixed.

how about 'nice' guy

 

[Gymgurl]

why not ef???? lol

 

[habitualhealth]

how about 'nice' guys

fixed again.


ps-we're a great team.

 

[Frisky]

fixed again.


ps-we're a great team.

Like hand and glove

 

[feisty11975]

"hello" or "Hi" with a smile seems to work nicely.

nothing works for me tho....

yeah yeah yeah


SURE!!

 

[alien amp pharm]

How come women assume that just because a guy (myself) is fit and gorgeous that he is gay?

 

[beefcake28]

How come women assume that just because a guy (myself) is fit and gorgeous that he is gay?

They don't. It's just you.

 

[Frisky]

How come women assume that just because a guy (myself) is fit and gorgeous that he is gay?

Bitch please

 

[bran987]

not even touching this one

 

[Nathan]

Get physically attractive. And funny. And don't be an idiot. And have ambition (which will only do you any good if you have something going for you in the first place). Then your job is done. I figure that is what I typically find attractive so it stands to reason that other people are probably looking for the same things.

 

[The Youngest 'N Charge]

Everyone is giving VERY generic replies. Everyone knows look good, be confident, dont be an idiot... i'm talking tricks of the trade people. you see a girl. mosey on up to her, and say.... hello, she says hello, now you say??? having fun tonight? how's that drink? wow you have beautiful eyes, so what brings you here? i already know you say whatever comes to mind but what comes to YOUR mind.

 

[jh1]

Everyone is giving VERY generic replies. Everyone knows look good, be confident, dont be an idiot... i'm talking tricks of the trade people. you see a girl. mosey on up to her, and say.... hello, she says hello, now you say??? having fun tonight? how's that drink? wow you have beautiful eyes, so what brings you here? i already know you say whatever comes to mind but what comes to YOUR mind.

Oh boy.. this is like a 'healother' alter or something...

Exactly what to say and how to say it and how to approach is all about environmental conditions...

You're thinking what's a good line.

First you need confidence, then it will just come to you at the right moment.

 

[-SD-]

I wear a shirt that says "big dick" with an arrow pointing down on the front

and also says "big wallet" with an arrow pointing down on the back


I've had a 100% success rate. Even when they initally reject me, they always change their mind once I turn and start walking away.

This tactic must have been after the most venerable, tried-and-true tactic of wearing the "Im with stupid (arrow pointing up)" failed for you. Good to see you mixing it up some.

 

[-SD-]

They don't. It's just you.

oh snap.

And for youngest in charge, how about this:
www.match.com
www.matchmaker.com
Ive forgotten about more pussy that I got from these sites than youve ever known.

 

[manny78]

Everyone is giving VERY generic replies. Everyone knows look good, be confident, dont be an idiot... i'm talking tricks of the trade people. you see a girl. mosey on up to her, and say.... hello, she says hello, now you say??? having fun tonight? how's that drink? wow you have beautiful eyes, so what brings you here? i already know you say whatever comes to mind but what comes to YOUR mind.

I gave you the perfect scenario to pick up girls. Now get yourself a set of balls and do your thing according to the istuation, persons and of course, your personality.

 

[paradox]

How much does a polar bear weigh?
Enough to break the ice "Im paradox"

 

[-SD-]

Everyone is giving VERY generic replies. Everyone knows look good, be confident, dont be an idiot... i'm talking tricks of the trade people. you see a girl. mosey on up to her, and say.... hello, she says hello, now you say??? having fun tonight? how's that drink? wow you have beautiful eyes, so what brings you here? i already know you say whatever comes to mind but what comes to YOUR mind.

We cant give specific actions or procedures because every situation is fluid with different dynamics in different environments. Way too many variables involved to give you specific actions to implement. About the best we can do here is set a stage or show you how to make opportunities for yourself, but you have to use your judgment from there because every woman, day, and environment is different.

 

[The Youngest 'N Charge]

haha. thanks for the replies guys. now that everyone thinks i'm some ass who cant get girls i'll curl up all e-embarresed. really i dont care. i was just looking for some tips to increase my batting average but i guess it's just practise make perfect.

 

[Nathan]

Honeslty, I usually ask her where she got her shoes or skirt or something and that I think it would look really good on me.

 

[jh1]

Honeslty, I usually ask her where she got her shoes or skirt or something and that I think it would look really good on me.

LOL...

 

[Nathan]

LOL...

It works dude. Here's one for hitting on girls studying to be gynecologists: I see you are reading "My Vagina and Me". I just finished that one so if you have any questions or anything please let me know. I'll be sitting right here.

That one also works. I've only ever had the chance to use it once but I'm telling you it is money.

 

[beefcake28]

haha. thanks for the replies guys. now that everyone thinks i'm some ass who cant get girls i'll curl up all e-embarresed. really i dont care. i was just looking for some tips to increase my batting average but i guess it's just practise make perfect.

Dude. There's thousands of books out there on this kind of thing, along with many, many websites devoted to it. Do some reading. Nobody is gonna write you a fucking script telling you exactly what to say. Watch your friends that are especially good with women, and see what they do. Pay attention to details, body language, mannerisms, etc. It isn't that difficult, and experience is the best teacher.

 

[jh1]

It works dude. Here's one for hitting on girls studying to be gynecologists: I see you are reading "My Vagina and Me". I just finished that one so if you have any questions or anything please let me know. I'll be sitting right here.

That one also works. I've only ever had the chance to use it once but I'm telling you it is money.

LMAO @ 'Hitting on girls studying to be gynecoogists'

Wtf kind of obscure bullshit is that? Like I know at least 23 girls doing that right now! WTF? Let's stick to the skirt/shoes/they'd look good on me for now..

LOL!

 

[manny78]

http://www.elitefitness.com/reports/players/

http://www.elitefitness.com/reports/uman/

 

[Nathan]

LMAO @ 'Hitting on girls studying to be gynecoogists'

Wtf kind of obscure bullshit is that? Like I know at least 23 girls doing that right now! WTF? Let's stick to the skirt/shoes/they'd look good on me for now..

LOL!

Yeah, that is the unfortunate thing about it. Not enough chicks are into studying their vaginas. I just was really impressed at myself that I was able to actually use a book on vaginas to ease myself into what ended up being a fluid and easy conversation. I was proud and very pleased with myself dammit.

 

[Island Son]

http://seannewman.blogspot.com/

 

[blueta2]

yeah right ;-)

 

[Rabid_Goose]

Step 1. Learn to carry out a conversation. IE Don't get cross-eyed and start studdering or talking too fast because you aren't "smooth."

Step 2. Maintain Confidence and never show you don't have an idea what the hell you are talking about. IE Be a Good Story Teller

Step 3. Make them laugh, use a cutsey joke, don't bring out your Perverted and/or Racist jokes from your arsenal just yet. IE Lady is putting two muffins into an oven, one oven is screaming "OH GOD I'M BURNING ALIVE!" The other muffin turns and yells "OH GOD A TALKING MUFFIN!" Haha, I love that one.

Step 4. Make it look like you care about your apperance and smell good.

Just like getting a 6 pack of abs, it is so simple. Stop eating and diet and you'll get abs. Everyone thinks there is some big master trick to get abs/chicks and really there isn't. I don't have any dating experience except with my wife, but I've just watched everyone and realized I did several things with my wife. Once you realize a woman is also human and just wants to talk like you do, you'll be better off. Also, treat them like a friend, it will be easier to adjust to talking to them.

 

[jackangel]

lol at nate.

 

[bran987]

Yeah, that is the unfortunate thing about it. Not enough chicks are into studying their vaginas.

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[Golddoor]

Find a gay club where girls are allowed in (sometimes they have a special night) and go with some gay dudes. It will be like a Heaven my friend. That's where I picked this one <― In fact she's the one who came to us with her friends.

Are you sure that was a woman? Me and my wife went to a gay bar in Houston and these what appeared to be hotties coming up to my wife trying to act like they were female and coming on to my wife, but I got to thiinking about it though and I was like you know they do seem to have deep voices!! LOL

 

[-SD-]

I wear a shirt that says "big dick" with an arrow pointing down on the front

and also says "big wallet" with an arrow pointing down on the back


I've had a 100% success rate. Even when they initally reject me, they always change their mind once I turn and start walking away.

Everytime you post funnyass shit I imagine some dude doing standup saying it. It just works.

 

[Yarg!]

1. dress/look proper
2. go to club
3. ask a girl to dance
4. pull said girl into dance floor
5.dance and look liek youre having fun + confident, smile at her, make eye contact. grind about 5 mins in
6. 3 songs later ask her if she wants a drink
7. lead her to bar, purchase her a crantini (chicks love this fucking drink for some reason)
8. slip roof- wait scratch that one. give her a drink, and ask if she wants to sit down.
9. go to back of the club and start talking
10. learn more about one another
11. make sure u say appropriate things and dont tell her stupid shit like how you are the number one ranked player on xbox live for halo 2.
12. compliment her alot (touching is important here.. little finger brushing on the arm etc etc)
13. exchange numbers
14. dance with her more
optional step.............. (works if you got massive amounts of game)

15. 3 songs later ask pull her aside and talk again, after youre digging each other, make a move, make out , ask if she wants to go back to your place or hers.

...........

16. or u can skip 15. and if you want to take it easy dance till last call . before u leave schedule somethign with her like "hey what are you doing saturday?" or something and suggest a date. its like booking an appointment- and by suggesting a date ahead of time, she wont forget you (thats if she agrees to it). too many times ive seen ppl get to step 14 and forget to schedule and think that just by exchanging numbers, they got it in the bag. but its worthless if you dont schedule!!!!



for me 4/4 on clubs so far

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ive only picked up a girl once at a public place but it was text book:

i stumbled upon her alone at the bus stop and we just started talking. once again having confidence is key and a sense of humor works great too. in a public place just find a common subject ground and you can take off from there. i know a friend who picked up a girl because she was wearing a band shirt. and they just started talkinga bout that band, music, dancing etc etc and just exchanged numbers. same thing for me. i think we started talking about the crappiness of the transit system as well as the shittyness of our jobs and making fun of our respective supervisors. we exchanged numbers and i scheduled a date and that was that.

ive never picked up a girl at the gym so i cant help you there.

 

[miamiwithstyle12]

lol funny shit. where did you get the shirt?

I wear a shirt that says "big dick" with an arrow pointing down on the front

and also says "big wallet" with an arrow pointing down on the back


I've had a 100% success rate. Even when they initally reject me, they always change their mind once I turn and start walking away.

 

[-SD-]

lol funny shit. where did you get the shirt?

He didnt, he made it up just now.

 

[footballstud]

lol funny shit. where did you get the shirt?

Think I found my latest art project.

Chicks dig assholes. In this case, dicks. Guaranteed to be a hit at the bar if you wear a shirt like that

 

[SubwayJared]

LOL @ healother