Pick3 is a flight attendant?

[redguru]

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in agood mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane
prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if youcould just put your trays up,
that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so
the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, ' In my country, I am called a Princess
and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant
replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm
called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up,Bitch.'

 

[Cal_21]

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in agood mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane
prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big
scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if youcould just put your trays up,
that would be super.'

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather
Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me
over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so
the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'

She calmly turned her head and said, ' In my country, I am called a Princess
and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant
replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm
called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up,Bitch.'

olololololololol I'd fuck him for his wit

 

[PICK3]

Did your drink have a "wang" taste?

 

[Raptorex]

did you froth his expresso

 

[Cal_21]

did you froth his expresso

ololololololol

 

[Raptorex]

Olololol....

 

[Cal_21]

Olololol....

Pick3'saMOlolololololol

 

[redguru]

don't you have to first have a wang to then wang my drink? chicken:egg

 

[nimbus]

that's almost to funny to have actually happened

 

[vixensghost]

morning chuckle...

 

[bw1]

ololololololol

 

[BNG]

LOL! Thanks for the laugh!

 

[vixensghost]

Why we love children:

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents".

While working for an ogranization that delivers lunches for the elderly shut-ins, this woman use to take her 4 year old along with her. The lil child was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particulary the canes,walkers and wheelchairs. One day the mom found the lil child staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. The mom braced herself for the barrage of questions,she merly turned and whispered," The tooth fairy will NEVER believe this!".

A little girl was watchimg her mom and dad dress for a party. When the lil girl saw daddy donning his tuxedo, she warned, " Daddy, u better not wear that suit:. The dad replies, " Why not darling?". The lil girl, " You know it always gives you a headache the next morning".

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. " I'm just wasting my time," she tells her mom. " I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk!".