Pick Up Lines

[TerraNoble]

Pick Up Lines

Some funny shit:

Lets begin:Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

or
Would you like Gin and platonic or would you prefer Scotch and sofa?

 

[TerraNoble]

Another gem:
You must be in the poultry business coz you sure know how to raise cocks !

 

[sparky_d2]

The best pick up line is this, go right up to a girl and say...

I'm gonna be rough and honest.... I do eat pussy.

 

[TerraNoble]

I like this one...

The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word

 

[rippedtrojan]

you stole my avatar, muthafucka.

 

[Golfer18--old]

Fuck that. Walk up to a woman with that shit and you look like a 7th grader..

Approach them ask them whats up, their name, if they are having fun (if they arent suggest a place to go), who they are here with....

 

[TerraNoble]

BTW, all those pick up lines were found on the web..

I dont use them and I dont care about them...

 

[TerraNoble]

you stole my avatar, muthafucka.

Hey shit head ..didnt get it from ya

u can have it back..dickhead

 

[Golfer18--old]

Hey shit head ..didnt get it from ya

u can have it back..dickhead

I want it now mother fucker.

 

[TerraNoble]

I want it now mother fucker.

Fuck you cocksucker..
What the fuk u want>do you own it>trademark or what?

Fuking punk....Watch your language retarded prick....

Fuking kid....

 

[Golfer18--old]

Fuck you cocksucker..
What the fuk u want>do you own it>trademark or what?

Fuking punk....Watch your language retarded prick....

Fuking kid....

Damn bitch, you do realize your on the verge of getting beat the fuck down.

 

[TerraNoble]

I will gladly get down to your level and crush your puny head you little faggot...


Everyone is entitled to be stupid sometimes, but do not abuse the privilege.

Hear that fag?

 

[B_Mudd_Ostaff]

Fuck that. Walk up to a woman with that shit and you look like a 7th grader..

Approach them ask them whats up, their name, if they are having fun (if they arent suggest a place to go), who they are here with....

Or in your case you can just stalk them on the internet.

 

[Golfer18--old]

I will gladly get down to your level and crush your puny head you little faggot...


Everyone is entitled to be stupid sometimes, but do not abuse the privilege.

Hear that fag?

That was pretty fucking shitty. I don't even have a response for those statements. I'll be around though bitch, so look for my comments. I know you live and die by each one.

 

[TerraNoble]

Damn bitch, you do realize your on the verge of getting beat the fuck down.

listen dumbfuk kid,

Stop running behind the car as you will get exhausted,ok?
One more thing...after you scratch your stupid ass, DO NOT BITE YOUR FINGERNAILS!!

oK?
Good!
Glad we clear that out...

 

[Golfer18--old]

listen dumbfuk kid,

Stop running behind the car as you will get exhausted,ok?
One more thing...after you scratch your stupid ass, DO NOT BITE YOUR FINGERNAILS!!

oK?
Good!
Glad we clear that out...

Man your getting worse and worse. Those has to be the two biggest dumbshit statements I have heard in five to ten. I mean where did you come up with that shit at?

 

[TerraNoble]

That was pretty fucking shitty. I don't even have a response for those statements. I'll be around though bitch, so look for my comments. I know you live and die by each one.

You really stirred me up, kid!
you shouldnt...

I do not want to have to deal with a mental midget-like you- with the IQ of a fence post, so I am gonna end it here..

Stay away form now on YOU little emasculated mass of inanity

 

[Golfer18--old]

You really stirred me up, kid!
you shouldnt...

I do not want to have to deal with a mental midget-like you- with the IQ of a fence post, so I am gonna end it here..

Stay away form now on YOU little emasculated mass of inanity

Bro you do realize im bigger than you right? Just checking. You have the fucking genetics of an ostrich.

 

[B_Mudd_Ostaff]

Bro you do realize im bigger than you right? Just checking. You have the fucking genetics of an ostrich.

Hey moron, ostriches are large and powerful...

 

[TerraNoble]

Bro you do realize im bigger than you right? Just checking. You have the fucking genetics of an ostrich.

you got a big head with a puny,tiny brain sucker...
A dork is a dork is a dork. - Judy Markey ..wasnt he right? he wa reffering to ya punk...

listen kid...do yourself a favour and STFU!!

You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it.

 

[Golfer18--old]

Hey moron, ostriches are large and powerful...

Wrong bitch. Big legs? Fuck no. Traps? Fuck no. Arms? Fuck no. The only thing they do is walk around like cocksuckers. They think they're hard but they are really dumbasses waiting on Darwin to take them. Large and powerful. Shut the fuck up........when have you ever seen an ostrich pounce on prey.

 

[TerraNoble]

Bro you do realize im bigger than you right? Just checking. You have the fucking genetics of an ostrich.

Can you guess this dmwitt?

What has a tiny brain, a big mouth, and an opinion nobody cares about?

Scrool down
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YOU>>>>>>>Golfer- shit-18-ass-hole

 

[prophet]

lets play army...i'll lie down and play dead and you blow the shit out of me

 

[Golfer18--old]

Can you guess this dmwitt?

What has a tiny brain, a big mouth, and an opinion nobody cares about?

Scrool down
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YOU>>>>>>>Golfer- shit-18-ass-hole

You stand no chance. I run circles around fuckers like you in my daily life. Strive to be me and you will be ok cock monkey. Now go swing.

 

[|NTRAMUSCULAR]

TerraNoble your 1/2 the man your mother was....and you look pretty fucking badass in your avatar

 

[BBJ]

Come on guys. let this stupid shit go. it started as a thread about pick up lines.

 

[Golfer18--old]

Come on guys. let this stupid shit go. it started as a thread about pick up lines.

Im just not happy unless im starting shit.

 

[BBJ]

Im just not happy unless im starting shit.

dude, i understand that. just be the bigger man.

 

[Golfer18--old]

dude, i understand that. just be the bigger man.

You got a lot to learn about me.

 

[augastes_stiranko]

I was once at an office party and went up to this chick and told her (you might as well have sex with me tonight because I'm going to tell everyone at the office that we did anyways) She thaught it was funny until she noticed that I was being serious

 

[Lestat]

Re: Pick Up Lines

some good lines here