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Pick up lines that have actually worked?

greenday

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I've never used any pick up lines that actually worked, have any of you guys or girls, tried lines that worked, if so please list some. :D
 
That's what I do is say "Hi", but I didn't consider that a line, I wanted something like, "If I told you, you had a great body, would you hold it against me", but not that one, cause it never works. Hi is a word, not a line IMO.
 
i said "hey do you wanna fuck?" of course i am pretty sure she was a hooker as i was waiving a hundred dollar bill as i was saying it and it was a street corner on the bad side of town. There was also some guy in a really cool hat and fur coat demanding his cut of it... yeah come to think of it the pick up line wasn't a pick up line at all... now off to get some penecillin.,
 
"hi, i think you are beautiful and would like to get to know you"
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That's pretty good, but what if I think she's ugly ;)

The truth is I'm pretty good at the opening, like hi, or how's it going, but I have no idea what to say afterwards. I really like this girl at my gym and I don't know what to say. I got most of my girlfriend's, by getting said up by friends or the girls asking me out a lot. I have some balls, but I don't want to talk to her and freeze, like a little whiney bitch.
 
*Do not talk about any of your personal (family, work, money) problems.

*Don't act desperate.

*Don't talk about anything negative at all. Keep everything you talk about upbeat and positive.

*Don't get drunk. This really turns women off and makes a bad impression. Don't drink at all or limit your drinking to a couple of drinks.

*Don't try to analyse her problems.

*Don't bitch about your previous girlfriends or ex-wives on how they mistreated you, dumped you, cheated on you, took you to the cleaners on child support, etc.

*Don't pretend to be funny or humorous. If you are putting on an act, it will come across to her as phoney. Just be friendly and smile (but in appropriate doses, avoid having a grin on your face ALL THE TIME, guys that are smiling for hours in a row look terribly insecure and just plain pathetic).

*Don't focus on your health problems or ailments.

*Don't brag about yourself and your accomplishments. There are exceptions though, but try to be careful about them. If you really have something impressive to talk about, you can let her in on it, just try to be real casual about it. On the whole, women are very good at sniffing out when the male is trying to impress them by bragging. And if what he is bragging about is not really that impressive, it's a complete turn-off. So be careful. Focusing on her and her interests is a far safer route to take.

And at all costs, avoid these three themes: politics, religion and conspiracy theories. These are guaranteed to nuke your otherwise wonderful interaction.

That better be worth some karma :D
 
Very nice post Norman Bates, but I just gave you Karma, I must spread it around, but I will hit you again one day.
 
I once said to a girl 'You must be really tired, because you've been running through my mind all night', she said 'I'm sure i'll feel better once i get some sleep':( Haha, didn't work that time.

This past new year's i was going hard at it for three days and nights. Anyways, somehow, by the third night, i still managed to look shit hot even though i hadn't had any sleep. I noticed this gooooorgeous babe dancing and one guy after another approached her and one after the other she knocked them back. Anyways, i sucked it up went over and simply said 'I haven't slept for three days, so i could be dreaming or i am looking at a gorgeous babe right now'. She blushed and said, 'which do you think'. I of course said the latter and i got the girl:D Damn she was hot.
 
Norman Bates said:
*Do not talk about any of your personal (family, work, money) problems.

*Don't act desperate.

*Don't talk about anything negative at all. Keep everything you talk about upbeat and positive.

*Don't get drunk. This really turns women off and makes a bad impression. Don't drink at all or limit your drinking to a couple of drinks.

*Don't try to analyse her problems.

*Don't bitch about your previous girlfriends or ex-wives on how they mistreated you, dumped you, cheated on you, took you to the cleaners on child support, etc.

*Don't pretend to be funny or humorous. If you are putting on an act, it will come across to her as phoney. Just be friendly and smile (but in appropriate doses, avoid having a grin on your face ALL THE TIME, guys that are smiling for hours in a row look terribly insecure and just plain pathetic).

*Don't focus on your health problems or ailments.

*Don't brag about yourself and your accomplishments. There are exceptions though, but try to be careful about them. If you really have something impressive to talk about, you can let her in on it, just try to be real casual about it. On the whole, women are very good at sniffing out when the male is trying to impress them by bragging. And if what he is bragging about is not really that impressive, it's a complete turn-off. So be careful. Focusing on her and her interests is a far safer route to take.

And at all costs, avoid these three themes: politics, religion and conspiracy theories. These are guaranteed to nuke your otherwise wonderful interaction.

That better be worth some karma :D
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I would, had it not been cut and pasted from http://www.layguide.com
 
Norman Bates said:
Now, why would you read a site like that? :D
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haha, well I had a dry spell over a year ago.

I read pretty much everything on layguide, learned the right things to say, and started hooking up pretty much right away.

I got a girfriend pretty quick also. Been with her for the past year and 3 months. I guess I never really got to live my "swinging" lifestyle but I am getting laid every day. :D
 
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Natymike said:


haha, well I had a dry spell over a year ago.

I read pretty much everything on layguide, learned the right things to say, and started hooking up pretty much right away.

I got a girfriend pretty quick also. Been with her for the past year and 3 months. I guess I never really got to live my "swinging" lifestyle but I am getting laid every day.:rolleyes:
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Despite what women think, not every guy wants another woman every day.
 
The next time someone gives me bad karma at least be creative enough to think of some really flaming comment. Just blank is boring :D
 
I once said, "You know, I've wanted to come over and takl to you for the last half hour, but for some reason I'm horribly intimidated by you."

I was in like flint in her bedroom in three hours.
 
Natymike said:


haha, well I had a dry spell over a year ago.

I read pretty much everything on layguide, learned the right things to say, and started hooking up pretty much right away.

I got a girfriend pretty quick also. Been with her for the past year and 3 months. I guess I never really got to live my "swinging" lifestyle but I am getting laid every day. :D
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whoops, I meant to put a smile there, wow, that made me look like an ass.
 
I pick up chicks on yahoo by saying Can I stick my dick in your ass you fucking nasty bitch

About 65% of the time they like it. Seriously.
 
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