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Phem, Smalls and I

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I put another face pic of mine in that I don't mind taking insults for....the original one with this pic is horrible...
See the red in Smalls eye? Now, who says she's not the devil?


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not a fan of this pic of myself... i look like i have britney spears retarded eyes... lol

:devil:

it was fun meeting phem and momma... they're cool chicas
 
hey i don't usually look that bad... and that pic is more pixellated than the original.. i think bec momma added in her pic.
 
acid? lol no... i just have freakishly huge eyes/pupils apparently.

and i ate a hamburger and some yummy fries and had a bottle of water.

momma had fries and a soft drink of some sort i think, and phem had a garden burger and fries and water i think.
 
MommaKin said:
I put another face pic of mine in that I don't mind taking insults for....the original one with this pic is horrible...
See the red in Smalls eye? Now, who says she's not the devil?


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Damn!!!

When did this go down??

Pics?
Video?
Stills?


I'll take the three of you to go please with a side of Viagra and a shot of test.
 
smallmovesal said:
lol minus my retard eyes in this pic...
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I could make those eyes roll back into your head, so that is not a problem for me.
 
frorider6 said:


So that date rape drug has been working out okay for you?
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Never heard a big schlong called a drug b-4, but whatever works for you I guess.
 
Cornholio said:


Never heard a big schlong called a drug b-4, but whatever works for you I guess.
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Never heard a big schlong associated with Cornholio, for that matter. Check your email fag.
 
spentagn said:


Never heard a big schlong associated with Cornholio, for that matter. Check your email fag.
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Got it. Thanks for the 411 on him. Gonna do a small test and see.

No big schlong??

Well - after last nite, I'll start calling you Razor Lips...
 
lol cornhole, if you don't mind my rowdy/noisy bedroom habits :)

have you heard of b4-4? heehee... they're enough to turn a woman into a lesbian.



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Cornholio said:


Got it. Thanks for the 411 on him. Gonna do a small test and see.

No big schlong??

Well - after last nite, I'll start calling you Razor Lips...
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Call me what you will, but I could've sworn that was your navel. Oh well.
 
smallmovesal said:
lol cornhole, if you don't mind my rowdy/noisy bedroom habits :)

have you heard of b4-4? heehee... they're enough to turn a woman into a lesbian.



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Actually Spentagn and Frorider have turned more women into lesbians than God himself...
 
Cornholio said:



Actually Spentagn and Frorider have turned more women into lesbians than God himself...
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Not surprising since it's a choice. But I'll leave that for another thread.
 
Wow... did you guys know that 80's hair styles went out ... well, in the 80's?

C
 
I agree with spentagn...

I rather enjoy the company of girls who do girls like they're boys...

...or something along those lines....

Yes al, B4-4 are scary sons-a-bitches....I heard that they put egg whites in their hair to get it to look like that....egg whites or each other's sperm - one of the two....
 
Stryc-9 said:
I agree with spentagn...

I rather enjoy the company of girls who do girls like they're boys...

...or something along those lines....

Yes al, B4-4 are scary sons-a-bitches....I heard that they put egg whites in their hair to get it to look like that....egg whites or each other's sperm - one of the two....
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probably the latter... and who the fuck did their "image"... maybe them.

nice eyebrow plucking on their part.
 
I like these choice lyrics that they sing to twelve year-old girls:

"...gonna make you come tonight **(long pause)** .... over to my house!!"
 
Stryc-9 said:
I like these choice lyrics that they sing to twelve year-old girls:

"...gonna make you come tonight **(long pause)** .... over to my house!!"
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yeah but it's even funnier how it's like this: "...gonna make you come tonight **(long pause)** .... (fast and garbled) overtomyhouse!!"

i wonder if you play their songs backwards it says "do me in the ass mister do me do me.."
 
smallmovesal said:


if you don't delete this post i want a pic of your haircut on this thread.
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Uhh huh. Well, I changed my avatar just for you... Smally.

I really don't like posting pics of myself, I find that people who do are utterly pretentious... but in order to keep my statement about you haircut looking like it came out of 1985... I'll post. BTW, the one in the middle looks more 80's... your hair just looks like it is flat.
 
Smalls

Don't get me wrong Smalls... I'm not outwardly attacking your hairstyle... I am well aware that people find comfort in wearing their hair various styles, or are limited in which styles they can use due to their genitics... Either way, I don't think any less of you. Mommakin posted she didn't mind her picture getting ripped on (which is why she changed it, I assume)... I figured it was rip-fest for all of the others. :)

Don't worry, my hair looks something out of a comic book...

C -- here's a babe with some good hair
 
Citruscide said:


Uhh huh. Well, I changed my avatar just for you... Smally.

I really don't like posting pics of myself, I find that people who do are utterly pretentious... but in order to keep my statement about you haircut looking like it came out of 1985... I'll post. BTW, the one in the middle looks more 80's... your hair just looks like it is flat.
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Why is it pretentious to post pics?

How tall are you?

And I have to say....you make an intimidating looking lawyer.

I must also add that you look like a thousand other guys at the Manhole or Roscoe's on Halsted.
 
strongchick said:


Why is it pretentious to post pics?

How tall are you?

And I have to say....you make an intimidating looking lawyer.

I must also add that you look like a thousand other guys at the Manhole or Roscoe's on Halsted.
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LOL -- yeah, I get that alot. I can't go down in that area without getting hit on by some gays. I have to say I'm flattered by it... but you know Strong.. I love Pussy too fucking much... I'm sure you know what I mean. ;)

I'm 6'1" maybe a little taller. I weigh in around 230-240... don't hit the scales too muc.

Funny, if I had a dollar for everytime someone said I didn't look like a lawyer, I'd have a million dollars.

I think some of the pictures posted are pretentious... that's all. simple shots, not really. Actually, only a few... ok, you got me Strong... it's not pretentious to post pics. Are you happy! :)

C
 
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strongchick said:
you're a cutie. And you probably have a nice personality. Note that I CAN"T TELL sometimes. :o
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Well, you are right... I really don't mean my sarcastic comments, it's all fun. :)

C
 
i don't give a rat's ass what you think of my hair... shit if i cared less i'd be dead. and if i cared more, i'd actually bother to do my own hair half of the time.

but hey, thanks for posting your pics. most people don't.
 
smallmovesal said:
i don't give a rat's ass what you think of my hair... shit if i cared less i'd be dead. and if i cared more, i'd actually bother to do my own hair half of the time.

but hey, thanks for posting your pics. most people don't.
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Aww... your hair is fine... just fine.... just fine...

;)

C
 
smallmovesal said:
i don't give a rat's ass what you think of my hair... shit if i cared less i'd be dead. and if i cared more, i'd actually bother to do my own hair half of the time.

but hey, thanks for posting your pics. most people don't.
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Citruscide thinks if he tells a woman or admits that she is gorgeous, he loses his 'edge'. I'm sure he's drooling.
 
strongchick said:


Citruscide thinks if he tells a woman or admits that she is gorgeous, he loses his 'edge'. I'm sure he's drooling.
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lol

yes it's just a plain fact that everyone wants the al. i know... just not everyone can have the al. :D
 
smallmovesal said:


lol

yes it's just a plain fact that everyone wants the al. i know... just not everyone can have the al. :D
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:rolleyes: the "AL"? Pussy is pussy... you can only eat so much, and my stomach is full...

C
 
strongchick said:


Citruscide thinks if he tells a woman or admits that she is gorgeous, he loses his 'edge'. I'm sure he's drooling.
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I'll be the first one to let you know if you're hot or not... Stong... you're one hot baby... Smalls... you are ok.. but not my type...

C
 
eeek... i had no idea that this went up!

well, now all of elite knows what yours truly looks like...

kinda... not the best pic... but such is life...
 
Nice picture! The thing that surprised me is that most of you actually look like fairly NORMAL people!!! ;)
 
Re: Smalls

I don't mind my pic getting ripped on, but, that doesn't mean it was an open invitation to do so.....or to Smalls either.....
That chick in your pic is good looking, but, how is her hairstyle any better then Smalls's? Looks pretty flat to me.....
You're good looking, Citrus, too bad about your attitude though......

Citruscide said:
Don't get me wrong Smalls... I'm not outwardly attacking your hairstyle... I am well aware that people find comfort in wearing their hair various styles, or are limited in which styles they can use due to their genitics... Either way, I don't think any less of you. Mommakin posted she didn't mind her picture getting ripped on (which is why she changed it, I assume)... I figured it was rip-fest for all of the others. :)

Don't worry, my hair looks something out of a comic book...

C -- here's a babe with some good hair
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Re: Smalls

Citruscide said:
Don't get me wrong Smalls... I'm not outwardly attacking your hairstyle... I am well aware that people find comfort in wearing their hair various styles, or are limited in which styles they can use due to their genitics... Either way, I don't think any less of you. Mommakin posted she didn't mind her picture getting ripped on (which is why she changed it, I assume)... I figured it was rip-fest for all of the others. :)

Don't worry, my hair looks something out of a comic book...

C -- here's a babe with some good hair
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i'd rather look as i do than be plain like your friend... very pretty girl, but plain looking, you're going to take it the wrong way, she's great looking, but just not interesting looking to me... that's all, i'd personally get bored... hehe...

as i said, i'm a freak of nature... red heads rule.... and i gots them green eyes... (ask momma... she'll tell ya :D)

btw, in this pic, my hair needs cutting... it's usually kept a lot shorter... i've been lazy as of late in that area... and i guess i could care less right now...
 
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musclebrains said:
are you a cosmetologist, citruscide?

Just checking.
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Only on Mondays...

The rest of the time I'm making mucho dinero.

Hey, I didn't mean to offend anyone about their hairstyles... really... It's perfectly natural to have hair that doesn't do what you want it to... wait, that didn't sound right... I mean, It's ok if you aren't really up to date on how to wear your hair... damnit, this isn't coming out right... What I am trying to say is... bangs look good on some people... and well.... hmm... this didn't go quite the way I planned it to go... hmmm...

Anyway... it's a new year... a time for resolutions, changes, new "styles"... I perhaps will learn to be accepting of others tastes and preferences. ;)

BTW... I just like to have fun, by all means, have fun back.

C
 
Phemomena said:



actually i'm a freak of nature... :D
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How so... were you born with webbed feet or 6 fingers or something? ;)

'Freak of Nature' sounds so harsh, why not change that to 'unique'? it sounds better..

So be it...... I'd have to say you're one attractive 'freak' with a cute smile :)


..and Smallmovesal, you're not chopped liver either, even though some board members here would like to make you into it :)
 
Mdguy said:


How so... were you born with webbed feet or 6 fingers or something? ;)

'Freak of Nature' sounds so harsh, why not change that to 'unique'? it sounds better..

So be it...... I'd have to say you're one attractive 'freak' with a cute smile :)


..and Smallmovesal, you're not chopped liver either, even though some board members here would like to make you into it :)
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phem is a total sweetheart and momma is really a cool chick

and thanks... :) *blush*
 
smallmovesal said:


apparently the visceral turns me on? lol

;)
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OMG-I am having a conversation with somebody on Elite. Hold on a sec, I HAVE to make record of this after I pass out from delirium! :)
 
Mdguy said:


How so... were you born with webbed feet or 6 fingers or something? ;)

'Freak of Nature' sounds so harsh, why not change that to 'unique'? it sounds better..

So be it...... I'd have to say you're one attractive 'freak' with a cute smile :)


..and Smallmovesal, you're not chopped liver either, even though some board members here would like to make you into it :)
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thanks... unique is okay... freak of nature is just more fun.. :p
 
HamsterHider said:
OOOOH OOOOH ME TO *LITTLE BOY RAISES HAND AND SHAKES ARM* YEAH I WANT ONE TO PLEASE LORD LET IT BE A NAUGHTY ONE.
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you already got the one of smalls and i in the shower!!!

i'll see if i can find more tomorrow... i'm off to sleep now...
 
Phemomena said:


you already got the one of smalls and i in the shower!!!

i'll see if i can find more tomorrow... i'm off to sleep now...
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no fucking way. smalls, we gotta talk about this one! :D
 
smallmovesal said:

mdguy... keep workin it... you're doing great :D
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Don't tempt me ;)

Anyways, I might get my post average over one post a day--I try very hard to keep it down. You know what? At my rate of posting, it'll take me over 20 years to reach your post count.....don't talk much do ya? ;)
 
Mdguy said:


Don't tempt me ;)

Anyways, I might get my post average over one post a day--I try very hard to keep it down. You know what? At my rate of posting, it'll take me over 20 years to reach your post count.....don't talk much do ya? ;)
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she uses her mouth for lots of things. except eating. now go eat, damnit!
 
spentagn said:


she uses her mouth for lots of things. except eating. now go eat, damnit!
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hey i'm sitting here eating soy nuts...

yeah yeah soon i'll be building some crazy muscle i promise! and there will be pics!
 
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