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Urinal Etiquette
Always go to the one furthest away from any being used.
Never fart loudly and say "Better out than in!"
Always keep eyes straight in front of you.
Never try to piss higher than the overflow.
Do not under any circumstances try to touch the sanitary cubes.
If only one urinal is left available either use the toilet or hold on for a few minutes. On no account squeeze in.
Despite alcoholic consumption never try to piss without use of one of your hands guiding your member's directional flow.
Never attempt any other toilet procedure.
Limit yourself to only three shakes on finishing - anything more is a criminal offence.
http://www.state51.co.uk/phat/
Pardon me, I have a bathroom fetish today.
Always go to the one furthest away from any being used.
Never fart loudly and say "Better out than in!"
Always keep eyes straight in front of you.
Never try to piss higher than the overflow.
Do not under any circumstances try to touch the sanitary cubes.
If only one urinal is left available either use the toilet or hold on for a few minutes. On no account squeeze in.
Despite alcoholic consumption never try to piss without use of one of your hands guiding your member's directional flow.
Never attempt any other toilet procedure.
Limit yourself to only three shakes on finishing - anything more is a criminal offence.
http://www.state51.co.uk/phat/
Pardon me, I have a bathroom fetish today.
