Why do ugly and/or fat women wear so much damn perfume?!?!?! You can track their progress through the hallways WAY after they're gone. Now I know how a bloodhound feels when he's forced to track down a lost person who hasn't showered their stank ass in 3 days.
Ha ha ha....so very true. Wait.....guess I better go wash off this bottle of Cool Water I put on this morning. The outhouse and water hose was being used...and the lake didn't look too appealing to bathe in this morning. I hear that the fish are "biting"