Don't do it fatboy, go feed chimpanzee-lips a banana instead. I am sure the extra nutrients will help her with the struggle she faces walking upright and not hanging from the shower rod in that govt. housing unit.
If you do drink, I will have to make fun of you as to proving my inexcorable point of being a drunk mick and genetically incapable of acting like the genetically superior British.
So take a little nip of the bottle you call "old friend"
It beckons you, go, that third strike 20 to life is just a few sips away. It's inevitable~ that I will laugh when that monkey lipped marsupial you somehow was genetically able to impregnate makes another thread asking for donations to help you buy ramen in the slammer so you dont have to suck big black Tyrone's cock for some Nacho cheese Tortilla chips.
Drink baby..drink!!
You got so much of a life meanwhile making 30,000 posts in little over a year.
Uhh, duh, you have no life to make all of those posts> I mean, celebrating your loserness is hilarious.
This is the internet, you thinking that you are cool and making a thread about how much you didnt fulfill your life with things other than an internet chatboard means you are a loser.
Let's face it, your wife's lips look like a chimpanzee's. You are a drunk and illiterate, just because you can make spaghettio's doesnt make you a head chef, although I do believe you give head to the chef.
I doubt you can hold a job for longer than a few months, peeps like you take care of themselves, hence why you are on parole, usually out of a job while why chimp lips is on welfare along with the future juvenile delinquents you teaching to be an assclown following in your footsteps.
You will always be dumb, no hope for you or your family to make it beyond the lower class, no matter how much your post count increases.
You cant even fucking spell your own name lol
Wow, I am impressed, 30,000 posts on the internet.
When was the last time you went fishing or hunting... or went for a walk, held a steady job for a year? Want an accomplishment, I am sure there are some teenage world of warcraft fans out there who will admire your dedication to wasting your life.
You are a true e-hero, if you didnt know, post count is directly correlated with a negative social life, congrats loser