People with annoying mannerisms

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

I have this coworker that laughs after every sentence she says. It's not a really loud guffaw, just this sort of nervous laughter. It's really annoying. Her conversations sound like this:

You need to boot up your computer hahahaha ..Then insert the CD. hahahha Now copy the file. hahahaha...

She never shuts up either. It makes me want to go postal.

 

[FitFossil]

That would annoy me too.

I really hate it when I go some place like a lecture, movie or something (any place that requires listening and concentration), and there's always a "cougher". Rather than leaving the room to avoid making a disturbance and/or spreading their germs, they stay right there coughing away, totally oblivious that they're disturbing and infecting others. And don't even get me started on public booger-blowers. This is something that should be done IN PRIVACY, not in the presence of others.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

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And don't even get me started on public booger-blowers. This is something that should be done IN PRIVACY, not in the presence of others. [/B]

Oh don't get me started on them either!

The elderly people find it necessary to blow their noses while other around them are trying to eat at restaurants.
The second I hear this I completely lose my appetite. I can NOT eat after hearing someone blow their nose. It makes me want to gag!

I don't blow my nose in front of ANYONE! I always go to a private spot to do that.

 

[Testosterone boy]

Reminds me of an EF poster. Hint. ^

 

[Crazy Ivan]

Yes.

 

[Bullit]

Nathan has an EXTREMELY annoying habit.... he posts on EF.

 

[out_at_sea]

Oh don't get me started on them either!

The elderly people find it necessary to blow their noses while other around them are trying to eat at restaurants.
The second I hear this I completely lose my appetite. I can NOT eat after hearing someone blow their nose. It makes me want to gag!

I don't blow my nose in front of ANYONE! I always go to a private spot to do that.

It is good to know that you blow one in a private place....you can blow me anytime..

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

It is good to know that you blow one in a private place....you can blow me anytime..

Actually that type of blowing I've done in private and public

 

[out_at_sea]

Actually that type of blowing I've done in private and public

What type?

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

What type?

 

[out_at_sea]

You are quite naughty...So you did the naughty in public? Define public..

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

You are quite naughty...So you did the naughty in public? Define public..

Yea...

grocery store
driving on the interstate (truckers honked)
movie theatre

In the future I'd like to add to that list

 

[out_at_sea]

Yea...

grocery store
driving on the interstate (truckers honked)
movie theatre

In the future I'd like to add to that list

Let me get your facts straight..You are saying that you have performed BJ in a grocery store ? WOW....

Naughty as hell....

 

[biteme]

People that come into the lobby where I work and talk on their cell phones in a voice so loud that everyone can hear them. I want so bad to tell them, "Take your ass somewhere where other people don't have to listen to your loud mouth." I think that a lot of them think it makes them look important. Gag me.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Let me get your facts straight..You are saying that you have performed BJ in a grocery store ? WOW....

Naughty as hell....

Yep, by the meat dept. late at night.

My b/f wouldn't listen to me when I told him I was horny and wanted to go home to fuck so I decided to suck his penis since he was so set on grocery shopping. We seriously needed to grocery shop as there was nothing at his house at all. I hate grocery shopping. I wanted to be home having sex.

 

[out_at_sea]

Yep, by the meat dept. late at night.

My b/f wouldn't listen to me when I told him I was horny and wanted to go home to fuck so I decided to suck his penis since he was so set on grocery shopping. We seriously needed to grocery shop as there was nothing at his house at all. I hate grocery shopping. I wanted to be home having sex.

Horny broad with a high apetite for schlong...

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Horny broad with a high apetite for schlong...

that's me

 

[biteme]

Yep, by the meat dept. late at night.

My b/f wouldn't listen to me when I told him I was horny and wanted to go home to fuck so I decided to suck his penis since he was so set on grocery shopping. We seriously needed to grocery shop as there was nothing at his house at all. I hate grocery shopping. I wanted to be home having sex.

Please stop this. I'm going to have to fuck my pillow.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Please stop this. I'm going to have to fuck my pillow.

Don't worry I'm not getting any either...

That was my ex I was talking about

 

[biteme]

Don't worry I'm not getting any either...

That was my ex I was talking about

Doesn't it suck? Especially being a Scorpio if you believe in that kind of thing.

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Doesn't it suck? Especially being a Scorpio if you believe in that kind of thing.

Yes it does suck. Ive been sex free since April.

 

[Sundance]

Yes it does suck. Ive been sex free since April.

You do suck big time...not figuratively speaking...

Giving head in a grocery store?

Priceless...

 

[biteme]

Yes it does suck. Ive been sex free since April.

Ah well, it gets easier. Try nearly 5 years without regular sex. I can't get into a relationship just for sex. Wish it were that easy.

 

[Sundance]

Ah well, it gets easier. Try nearly 5 years without regular sex. I can't get into a relationship just for sex. Wish it were that easy.

You mean that you were living a monk life for 5 years???

If so, your schlong should be atrophic by now...

 

[biteme]

You mean that you were living a monk life for 5 years???

If so, your schlong should be atrophic by now...

Do monks masturbate?

 

[Sundance]

Do monks masturbate?

Nope..

Now on a serious note, have you been abstinent for 5 years? No intercourse at all?

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

You do suck big time...not figuratively speaking...

Giving head in a grocery store?

Priceless...

Well, what can I say... I like sucking big time

 

[biteme]

Nope..

Now on a serious note, have you been abstinent for 5 years? No intercourse at all?

No. I just haven't gotten it regularly. Might as well be abstinent if you only have sex an average of maybe 6 times a year.

 

[Stangfriik]

I have this coworker that laughs after every sentence she says. It's not a really loud guffaw, just this sort of nervous laughter. It's really annoying. Her conversations sound like this:

You need to boot up your computer hahahaha ..Then insert the CD. hahahha Now copy the file. hahahaha...

She never shuts up either. It makes me want to go postal.

Sounds like someone I talk to that is based in our Minnesota office

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

Ive been abstinent for over 2 months now!

Before that, I was abstinent for 20 years 5 months and several days.

 

[Upper-cruster]

Ive been abstinent for over 2 months now!

Before that, I was abstinent for 20 years 5 months and several days.

But before that YOU were quite a sucky creature with high BJ apetite performred in public places with total disregard for others.

Your favorite verb is "suck".

 

[nvrbuffenuff_girl]

But before that YOU were quite a sucky creature with high BJ apetite performred in public places with total disregard for others.

Your favorite verb is "suck".

yea before my 2 month abstinent cycle but after my 20 plus year one

 

[Upper-cruster]

yea before my 2 month abstinent cycle but after my 20 plus year one

Sucking up into your ass counts?

 

[Big Johnson]

*yawn*

 

[Testosterone boy]

Sucking up into your ass counts?

Dude.....don't make us all look like freaks.