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onerepmaximum

onerepmaximum

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I was getting dressed at my locker in the gym today. Some guy whom I have never noticed, let alone spoken to came up to me and said, "Uh, hey man, how do you stretch your forearms out?" I was taken pretty much off guard. That is the first time I have ever heard that one. I have taken a little kinesthesiology, but I didn't really know how to answer that one.
 
Tell him to get on his knees then lean forward and catch himself on all fours. Then when he has assumed the position. Grab your bag, walk out and know, he has been owned.
 
string_bean00 said:
Were you naked when he asked?
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Just about, I was wearing my boxers. He is in the Navy too, I've heard stories about those guys. Next time, we may have to re-arrange some furniture up in dat beeyatch.
 
Milo Hobgoblin said:
"were you naked when he asked"

I dont remember that line in the lyrics..

must have been a European release.
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Yeah, I think that is when Jim was on his downward spiral.

Cipher, we'll become one on Juvember the 32nd.
 
you gotta take your fingers and act like you are waving, and bend your hand towards your shoulder by pulling up on the fingers with the other hand

yeah shut up, its hard to explain
 
PoyeBoy said:
you gotta take your fingers and act like you are waving, and bend your hand towards your shoulder by pulling up on the fingers with the other hand

yeah shut up, its hard to explain
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and to stretch the top of the forarm, do the oppisite, push your hand down
 
PoyeBoy said:
you gotta take your fingers and act like you are waving, and bend your hand towards your shoulder by pulling up on the fingers with the other hand

yeah shut up, its hard to explain
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Don't be talking no shit, rubbernipples. That's what I told him.
 
MFMan said:
He is more interested in stretching other body parts with you.
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nah, I think he just sees me and my workout partner commit mass ownage up in dat piece everyday from 11 to 12 central time, and he knows that I know the stuff you need to know. Ya know?
 
onerepmaximum said:
nah, I think he just sees me and my workout partner commit mass ownage up in dat piece everyday from 11 to 12 central time, and he knows that I know the stuff you need to know. Ya know?
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And he didn't want to interrupt your work out..so the only other place is the changeroom.

There was one woman in my gym, the only one I've ever seen who had some serious muscle, and I was always wanting to talk to her..but again, didn't want to be the annoying person that interrupts during a workout.

I saw her a couple of times in the changeroom, thought it might be too weird to strike up a convo when we're both in towels... and she's not at my gym anymore. :( Dammit.
 
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Seashell said:


And he didn't want to interrupt your work out..so the only other place is the changeroom.
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Woah. I did not expect this from you.

That's alright, you're still my favorite extra sexy Canadienne that posts on Elite Fitness.
 
onerepmaximum said:
Woah. I did not expect this from you.

That's alright, you're still my favorite extra sexy Canadienne that posts on Elite Fitness.
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:confused: What did you not expect?

More importantly, am I still the oil-rubber-downer..? ;)
 
onerepmaximum said:
I thought you were funnin me. :)

You know you got the oil-rubber-downer job on lock.
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:D No I wasn't funnin, I was agreeing.

I saw Lumberger tryin to steal my job this morning.. so I had to just double-check.
 
Seashell said:


:D No I wasn't funnin, I was agreeing.

I saw Lumberger tryin to steal my job this morning.. so I had to just double-check.
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No chance of anyone but you (except maybe Salma) getting the job.
 
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