Peeing sitting down

[confusedmushie]

For guys.....

Who here sits to take a piss? I do, not really embarrased about it or nothing. I am a BAD clean freak and I hate getting piss all over the seats and everywhere else for that matter. So, at least at home and friends houses, I tend to sit. When I am in public, it's a different story, ain't touching my ass to public toilet sits. Hell, besides the pisser, I would never use the shitter unless I HAVE too.

Ian

 

[Sundance]

For guys.....

Who here sits to take a piss? I do, not really embarrased about it or nothing. I am a BAD clean freak and I hate getting piss all over the seats and everywhere else for that matter. So, at least at home and friends houses, I tend to sit. When I am in public, it's a different story, ain't touching my ass to public toilet sits. Hell, besides the pisser, I would never use the shitter unless I HAVE too.

Ian

Of course I do sit ...mostly if I wake up during the night and I feel very sleepy..

 

[Y_lifter]

Reasons to Sit and piddle

Got Wood
Middle of the night so no light on to wake you up
Too Tired / Dunk to aim
#1 in the middle of a #2

 

[karde]

When i get up at night I do it for 2 reasons.

One I don't like turning on the light (too bright) and the girlfriend freaks if there is a droplet on the seat.

Two, I am two tired to stand, it's just easier to sit, since i am naked anyway.

 

[OXANDRIN]

Reasons to Sit and piddle

Got Wood
Middle of the night so no light on to wake you up
Too Tired / Dunk to aim
#1 in the middle of a #2

or they need to hide their small penis in the stall....also sometimes they can't urinate easily so they don't want to drip drip so they dit

 

[confusedmushie]

Pissing while there's wood is not a pretty sight, especially sitting down. From experience, it hits the front of the bowl (penis that is) and it burns.

Ian

 

[slickdadd]

when I'm mega tired in the middle of the night and I go piss, I usually doze off on the toilet for a few. Can't beat that.

 

[rnch]

dudes who are pierced "down there" find that it's easier to urinate sitting down; as the piercing makes an accurate aim kinda hit or miss.

 

[HG Pennypacker]

dudes who are pierced "down there" find that it's easier to urinate sitting down; as the piercing makes an accurate aim kinda hit or miss.

Thanks for bringing that bit of normalcy to the table.

 

[WODIN]

I pee and poop standing up. I just have great aim.

 

[Y_lifter]

I pee and poop standing up. I just have great aim.

We've had years to practice..

Practice makes poofect

 

[bwood]

sink pisser 1st class here...

it lends itself to good hygiene
as i can wash the dribbles off the
tip while rinsing the sink, pack
my boy away, then wash my hands...

extreme economy of motion...

the bitch of the matter is, that if you
drop a toothbrush, it is a goner...

 

[confusedmushie]

sink pisser 1st class here...

it lends itself to good hygiene
as i can wash the dribbles off the
tip while rinsing the sink, pack
my boy away, then wash my hands...

extreme economy of motion...

the bitch of the matter is, that if you
drop a toothbrush, it is a goner...

Hmmmmmm, don't know about that one there. That's classified as good hygiene? It does make sense though. Have to think it over.

Ian

 

[jackangel]

Elimination of waste products is for the weak. You will all be tagged, then bagged.

 

[the nature boy]

yeah in the middle of the night is when I do it.

 

[Zebo]

I thought all guys pee sitting down

Is that why people look at me weird when I sit on the urinal to piss?

Just don't eat the big white mint.........

 

[bwood]

I thought all guys pee sitting down

Is that why people look at me weird when I sit on the urinal to piss?

ummm...drak???

apparently your folks really wanted a boy and not a girl...

hence the lies...

youre not deformed, thats a clit, and the gyno surgery???

i think you understand why it keeps coming back now...

 

[BrothaBill]

I suppose I should- 6'5" with horrible aim, Ive actually put newspapers on the sides of the toilet!!

 

[Y_lifter]

yeah in the middle of the night is when I do it.

What ?

 

[big_bad_buff]

never sit down, even if i'm taking a crap i stand up and piss, then sit back downnah, that's the only time i piss sitting down, when i'm already sitting taking care of other business

 

[fogg88]

Okay, here's my peeing-sitting-down story for the day:

A few years back at work, I was wearing light-colored khakis, and any little shaking-it-out droplet would show up really dark on them, so I sat in the stall to urinate rather than use the urinal.

After doing #1, I decided that I might as well take care of #2, as long as I was in there. While sitting on the can, a huge sneeze came out of nowhere. Well, when the sneeze hit, my junk did this little jump from its dangling state to about 20 degrees above horizontal, and shot a nice little stream of piss over the rim of the toilet and right onto the ass portion of my pants down around my calves.

...sometimes you just can't win.

 

[BrothaBill]

Sometimes when Im tired and have huge boner, I just sit and wait it out. Then I get impatient and try bend it down under the toilet and try and piss, have to be careful cause it can shoot out and hit your legs.

 

[tempest2003]

mines small unless I got wood, it sux, some people are like that tho, small when not hard. go ahead and flame away!

 

[karde]

Sometimes when Im tired and have huge boner, I just sit and wait it out. Then I get impatient and try bend it down under the toilet and try and piss, have to be careful cause it can shoot out and hit your legs.

try standing on your hands. It works fine that way.

 

[gtrcivic]

Since i mostly stay at my gf alot, i sit down most of the time. Don't have to worry about missing and getting it all over the back of the seat and stuff. Alot easier. But use the pisser when i go out in public.

 

[Machiavellian Muscle]

I am surprised a lot of you bros like your dick submerged in the water while taking a piss. I choose to stand up....

 

[Ffactor]

Well it depends on where I am. I pee standing up when I am at work simply because I like the idea of some of my colleagues sitting in my pee while they poop. When I am at home I sit down.