pee fiasco today

[pgsam]

so uhhh....today i lifted in my friends apartment gym. i was warming up for deads, holding back some serious piss (i was about 3 bottles heavy). it then came to my attention the closest bathroom was his apartment (about 100 yds away) so i headed for the utility closet across the hallway with my friendly water bottle....no light in the closet.... and well... the rest is history-i just threw my shorts in the wash, and ordered some new gloves offline

needless to say i finished my sets....anyone else had mid workout bathroom issues?

 

[Santa_Claus]

so uhhh....today i lifted in my friends apartment gym. i was warming up for deads, holding back some serious piss (i was about 3 bottles heavy). it then came to my attention the closest bathroom was his apartment (about 100 yds away) so i headed for the utility closet across the hallway with my friendly water bottle....no light in the closet.... and well... the rest is history- i just ordered some new gloves offline

needless to say i finished my sets....anyone else had mid workout bathroom issues?

Doing deep squats while having gas = BAD

It takes a lot of concentration and willpower NOT to fart when you reach the floor. It's especially bad when there are many cute chicks working out in the vincinity.

 

[pgsam]

Doing deep squats while having gas = BAD

It takes a lot of concentration and willpower NOT to fart when you reach the floor. It's especially bad when there are many cute chicks working out in the vincinity.

lol yeah...i think ive burned all bridges with the chicks in my gym..i walk around looking angry/farting 90% of the time so go figure...i think its easier to let go

 

[AEKDB]

I have found that the amount of unsolicited advice decreases as the amount of gas released increases.

 

[blut wump]

Bent rows and deadlifts are the flatulant exercises. Squats don't seem to get me like that but on a row or dead I really need to check that there's no-one right behind me.

 

[musketeer]

In the freewights area (which is a separate room) I just dont care anymore. If I'm in the middle of a set and a fart comes out so be it. If I'm resting or whatever then I'll go somwhere out of the way out of respect to the other lifters.

I drink at leat 2 litres (half gallon I think) every workout so I'm usually nipping off for a piss break at one point in the workout. The worst is after the workout though - I'm pissing ever 30mins for about 3 hours!

 

[ridethesnake]

i came dangerously close to straight shitting my pants on my heavy deadlift set a few weeks ago. i KNOW someone has actually made a little mud in their shorts while going big on the DLs. oh well.

i don't think any girl would be outraged by the fact that a man farts under extreme physical duress. if they are, then they probably get offended when you grunt as well so fuck 'em.

 

[Fast Twitch Fiber]

I crapped me pants one time while squatting. It wasn't a full sized load but it was enough that I had to throw my underwear in the trash. A few times I've had hershey squirts from deadlifts. On the deadlift you can just drop the bar when you feel the crap start to come out but on the squat you have to get it back in the rack first.

Never had a problem with urine.

 

[Meat_head]

i came dangerously close to straight shitting my pants on my heavy deadlift set a few weeks ago. i KNOW someone has actually made a little mud in their shorts while going big on the DLs. oh well.

i don't think any girl would be outraged by the fact that a man farts under extreme physical duress. if they are, then they probably get offended when you grunt as well so fuck 'em.

I know exactly what you mean this happens whenever I go heavy on deads. Esp. if I am lifting after a meal. Sometimes I can finish my set because I know I'll burst that next rep.

 

[dutchman063]

i,ve had the occasional gas when squatting..i,ll try to hold it but not successfully all the time..

I have had problems with needing to take a dump while out jogging..and its tough when your in populated residential areas.. i,ve crapped in peoples yards before or along fences.... then the bad part, wipe with your hands if you forget the butt wipe...or just feel the gush the rest of your run home

wow..all this talk is making me ummmm ... BRB......

 

[rbtrout]

I guess I'll never shake hands with Dutchman.....

I don't care about gas in the gym at all. Anyone that lifts heavy knows it will happen. If anyone gets offended with a good fart, do another and really piss them off.

I make sure my bladder and colon are clear before doing deads or squats. I don't want any rude awakens in mid rep.......excuse me, I need to pee.

 

[KOArtist]

LOL @ "dangerously close to straight shitting my pants"

 

[pgsam]

i then the bad part, wipe with your hands if you forget the butt wipe

wtf!?#@ who does that?! id much rather have shit on my ass than on my hands bro

 

[dutchman063]

wtf!?#@ who does that?! id much rather have shit on my ass than on my hands bro

LOL i never said i actually used my hands. i just gave it as an option...and NO i didnt use my hand...i used my other option....needless to say i always carry buttwipe for now on... lol

 

[wayneboard1]

I constantly "shart". It's half fart and half shit. I usualy lose my concentration and start laughing....I hate that.

 

[buffer1]

hey,gotta do what ya gotta do,lol

 

[squatpuke]

LMAO....This is one of the funniest posts I've read in a while....

I've had to emergency pinch while joggin on the SilverStrand highway in San Diego....fortunately it was LATE at night...and I think it went unnoticed.

In the gym, I totally wuss out...and usually switch my routine if I'm bloated...(please no negative K for that one)....

I did rip my underwear on a deep squat one time...that drew some funny looks.....

 

[ed2005]

Never had it happen....yet... but LMAO at these posts...