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Pay back is a bitch

theoak01

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I have this guy,use to be a best friend,but is way full of himself and only thinks of himself.

anyway he told a girl I was into I picked up some random on my birthday and fucked her, soon after my interested stopped talking to me, anyway eventually she came around and confronted me about this,and I was like WTF,no I could hardly walk and had to have to buddies take care of me all night since I was so sick.

so now shes cool again and things may work out,but as my wonderful pay back I got a few buddies together and we skid wrapped his car at 1230am so he wont be able to use it at all,then I set off a airhorn next to his bedroom window with his bed underneath and him sleeping

I WIN mother fucker
 
nycgirl said:
What does skid wrapped mean?

Is she nice? Are you still sleeping with the ex?


skid wrap is like giant saran wrap used on skids to hold boxes in place during shipping.

as for the new girl,shes great,we get along real well so I hope things turn out. as for the ex,I called that shit off when she started indicating she wanted to break up with her guy for me.


LilRed,I def get even when someone crosses me,its even worse when its a friend.
 
TheOak01 said:
skid wrap is like giant saran wrap used on skids to hold boxes in place during shipping.

as for the new girl,shes great,we get along real well so I hope things turn out. as for the ex,I called that shit off when she started indicating she wanted to break up with her guy for me.


LilRed,I def get even when someone crosses me,its even worse when its a friend.


thats bad, ur own boy tired to fuck u over for some Poon... not kool he should be rooting you on if anything.

Btw- nest time.. get vasaline and smear it all over the car b4 u wrap that muhhhFuggahh up! ;)
 
grandmaster-next time he is getting maxi pads stuck to his fucking windows,vasoline under the door handle died red with tampons up there,the whole deal

sorearms-on that trip there turned out to be a cute girl who went,I hung out with here all weekend,nothing happened,and that was that
 
TheOak01 said:
what did they do? the punishment has to fit the crime
Fuck that! lol

Egged one of my Trans Am's.
thats NOT fucking kool.
thats like some bitch off the street that u dont know walks right up to u and spits in you face... u know you would deck the whore and teabag that crackwhore like there was no tomorrow
 
GrandMaster said:
Fuck that! lol

Egged one of my Trans Am's.
thats NOT fucking kool.
thats like some bitch off the street that u dont know walks right up to u and spits in you face... u know you would deck the whore and teabag that crackwhore like there was no tomorrow

oh I got a good one for a fucker like that,buy a case of beer and set a few out in the sun to go all skunky,invite said friend over to have a beer,but before that bring in said skunky beer and put it in the fridge,make sure you know where the bad ones are,and give it to this person. but first you decide you want to do shots, id say something with baileys in it, go into the kitchen and make this shot,but in his add that malox laxative,its white they wont know,feed them they shot,and chase it with beer.

not only will buddy be shitting like mad he will have drank rotten beer, and when he complains the beer tastes like shit,be like,fuck mine tastes ok,and be like,finish that one and see if thr next oneis ok
 
TheOak01 said:
oh I got a good one for a fucker like that,buy a case of beer and set a few out in the sun to go all skunky,invite said friend over to have a beer,but before that bring in said skunky beer and put it in the fridge,make sure you know where the bad ones are,and give it to this person. but first you decide you want to do shots, id say something with baileys in it, go into the kitchen and make this shot,but in his add that malox laxative,its white they wont know,feed them they shot,and chase it with beer.

not only will buddy be shitting like mad he will have drank rotten beer, and when he complains the beer tastes like shit,be like,fuck mine tastes ok,and be like,finish that one and see if thr next oneis ok


nah, im not buying someone else beer that I COULD BE DRINKING,
and no muthafukka gonna be all up in my crib!
i was thinking about hidding out in the forrest behing their home and shooting the fuckers with paintball guns...
 
paintball gun is a fucking sweet idea,but that could get you charged with assault, brake fluid poured on their car is a great fucking choice,the only way to repaint it is to chemical treat the metal.

or moth balls in their gas tank,it will sieze that fucker shut
 
do moth balls really work? i heard that.. i dont like revenge i believe in karma so i just lay low
 
nutsnack said:
do moth balls really work? i heard that.. i dont like revenge i believe in karma so i just lay low


so says my mechanic friend,apparently it gives the engine a huge octane boost at first them it just siezes the engine . worth a shot I guess
 
:lmao: Nice payback. I wasn't entirely sure what skid wrap was either, but I figured it was something like saran wrap.
 
TheOak01 said:
paintball gun is a fucking sweet idea,but that could get you charged with assault, brake fluid poured on their car is a great fucking choice,the only way to repaint it is to chemical treat the metal.

or moth balls in their gas tank,it will sieze that fucker shut


that moth balls shit really works?!?!






nutsnack said:
do moth balls really work? i heard that.. i dont like revenge i believe in karma so i just lay low


fuck laying low man, i beleive in karma too, but... somteimes... u gots 2 take matters into your own hands,.. your a bitch! u know what im talking about mang! ;) lol
dont play the GrandMaster like dat homes!
 
BTW-Oak, i cant Give u K because i did like last week! lol
thanks the retardation sometimes of EF
do u even know when the last time was??? lol fuckin bullshit i've been trying for like 20mins now, i can spead it around to everyone but u... boo-urns!
 
Get used to it Oak. I have a few good friends who don't cockblock me. But, as you get older you will expect most guys to lie/bad mouth you to chicks to get some ass. The rest are the guys who the only way they can get laid is to go out and start a fight with you
 
awittyusername said:
Get used to it Oak. I have a few good friends who don't cockblock me. But, as you get older you will expect most guys to lie/bad mouth you to chicks to get some ass. The rest are the guys who the only way they can get laid is to go out and start a fight with you


ya its certainly something that increases with age it seems,thats why I keep a few close friends around and rarely hang out with other guys out of that circle
 
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