Parking lot rage.

[The Wenis]

all women are on a hair trigger at the mall

 

[hanselthecaretaker]

Something's crazy here.

 

[The Wenis]

this is kool.
talk about jacking a thread

 

[Daisy_]

Some chick stole my parking spot at the mall today, And I snapped.
I even had my blinker on. Ugh I could have ta wanda'd the bitch.

 

[wootoom]

chill out. you didnt even tell me

 

[wootoom]

jeez you never tell me anything

 

[Daisy_]

chill out. you didnt even tell me

Please dont say chill out cause I know you would have takin her life.

 

[gonelifting]

That's unacceptable to me. I would park right behind her car. I don't mind the ticket (which I won't get) or hassle, I'd rather ruin her day. Don't delibrately fuck with me to my face. don't

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[SoKlueles]

Some chick stole my parking spot at the mall today, And I snapped.
I even had my blinker on. Ugh I could have ta wanda'd the bitch.

hehe ta wanda
you should have
shes younger and faster
but your older and have more insurance?

 

[wootoom]

hehe ta wanda
you should have
shes younger and faster
but your older and have more insurance?

good show

 

[bdog527]

roid rage

 

[wootoom]

shes takin winny right now and shes crazy

 

[hamstershaver]

women cant drive worth a crap

 

[Daisy_]

Yeah I should have parked behind her ugly ass boat. We both stoped in the midst of it and had a screaming match. Dumb broad. I was having a bad day, I guess not bad enough to cream her car.

 

[wootoom]

women cant drive worth a crap

i agree

 

[silverfish]

Always take it out on their car.

 

[Daisy_]

women cant drive worth a crap

Not all girls, or women suck. I am really a good driver. and I have to admit when ever I am on the road and someone is driving like a idiot, they always well not always but alot are always women. Pisses me off.

 

[SoKlueles]

I learn new curse words when i ride with hammy and someone cuts in front of him
i find myself prayng that noone cuts off in front of him because when he cusses....the hair stands up on the back of my neck....and i see horns coming out of his head

 

[gonelifting]

I'm gonna try this new post rearranging program. Let me know if it works.

 

[JayC9]

women cant drive worth a crap

.

 

[UA_Iron]

this is what I would have done:

1. Pulled out my mexican wrestling mask conveniently located under my backseat.
2. Popped the trunk from the inside, retrieved my skull gloved and bat.
3. Watch the bitches reaction and ask her if she's feeling lucky enough to remain in that parking spot.

 

[jackangel]

$100 says daisy can't drive to save her life

 

[UA_Iron]

you're up late Jackangel, driving the cab all night?

 

[Spanky11]

If someone snakes me for a park, I simply walk over to where they are parked and ask them to move - politely at first. If (like the 18 year old wigger that told me to go fuck myself that happened last week), I will then reach into the car and pull them out of the driver window (the window needs to be down for this to work).

They then quickly get the message.

One of the benefits of being a large mofo.

 

[jackangel]

you're up late Jackangel, driving the cab all night?

al malhad della jumeen y unsharib

meathead

 

[jrlex]

all women are on a hair trigger at the mall

What happend to counting from 0 to 10 backwards?

Shit! How the times have changed!

 

[HiDnGoD]

What happend to counting from 0 to 10 backwards?

Shit! How the times have changed!

People are getting tires of the obnoxious arrogance that's everywhere today. I've always been a nice guy, but the blatant disregard for others' safety & comfort is causing me to lose it more & more .

 

[Steve The Bluesman]

I had something like this happen to me last Xmas at a mall...I pulled into a spot that was clearly mine, I was waiting with a blinker on - but some hippie chick in a beat up Subaru wagon thought the spot was hers. So I get out, see that she got a spot even closer to the mall - but she still wanted to break my balls while she was putting her little hippie infant into a stroller.

"Is that how your mother raised you?" she said.

I told her that the spot was mine, she got a better spot anyway, and I don't want to hear her bullshit. She then called me a low-life, and how dare you swear in front of my son - which I actually started lauging at...

I think I then said, "nice car, by the way..."

Then she started calling me a fucking asshole and so forth...to which I responded, "Language! Think of the child!!!" I think her head was on the verge of exploding at that point...

Good times.


Bluesman

 

[buffer1]

all women are on a hair trigger at the mall

that they are

 

[slat1]

You should have just driven passed the spot five minutes later and slashed all her tires and smashed her headlight and tail lights.
*If you want to be really evil. You pull the sticker off the plate which says what month the car is registered. Cops notice that shit while following people. She will get pulled over. I know a few people that did this. The ex friend they did it to got pulled over after a couple of drinks.. DWI

 

[Daisy_]

You should have just driven passed the spot five minutes later and slashed all her tires and smashed her headlight and tail lights.
*If you want to be really evil. You pull the sticker off the plate which says what month the car is registered. Cops notice that shit while following people. She will get pulled over. I know a few people that did this. The ex friend they did it to got pulled over after a couple of drinks.. DWI

Oh thanks,,, You just made me remeber that today is the last day to go and register my car...