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Parking lot rage.
- Thread starter The Wenis
- Start date
Something's crazy here.
That's unacceptable to me. I would park right behind her car. I don't mind the ticket (which I won't get) or hassle, I'd rather ruin her day. Don't delibrately fuck with me to my face. don't
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hamstershaver
New member
women cant drive worth a crap
silverfish
New member
Always take it out on their car.
I'm gonna try this new post rearranging program. Let me know if it works.
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UA_Iron
Guest
this is what I would have done:
1. Pulled out my mexican wrestling mask conveniently located under my backseat.
2. Popped the trunk from the inside, retrieved my skull gloved and bat.
3. Watch the bitches reaction and ask her if she's feeling lucky enough to remain in that parking spot.
1. Pulled out my mexican wrestling mask conveniently located under my backseat.
2. Popped the trunk from the inside, retrieved my skull gloved and bat.
3. Watch the bitches reaction and ask her if she's feeling lucky enough to remain in that parking spot.
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UA_Iron
Guest
you're up late Jackangel, driving the cab all night?
Spanky11
New member
If someone snakes me for a park, I simply walk over to where they are parked and ask them to move - politely at first. If (like the 18 year old wigger that told me to go fuck myself that happened last week), I will then reach into the car and pull them out of the driver window (the window needs to be down for this to work).
They then quickly get the message.
One of the benefits of being a large mofo.
They then quickly get the message.
One of the benefits of being a large mofo.
Steve The Bluesman
New member
I had something like this happen to me last Xmas at a mall...I pulled into a spot that was clearly mine, I was waiting with a blinker on - but some hippie chick in a beat up Subaru wagon thought the spot was hers. So I get out, see that she got a spot even closer to the mall - but she still wanted to break my balls while she was putting her little hippie infant into a stroller.
"Is that how your mother raised you?" she said.
I told her that the spot was mine, she got a better spot anyway, and I don't want to hear her bullshit. She then called me a low-life, and how dare you swear in front of my son - which I actually started lauging at...
I think I then said, "nice car, by the way..."
Then she started calling me a fucking asshole and so forth...to which I responded, "Language! Think of the child!!!" I think her head was on the verge of exploding at that point...
Good times.
Bluesman
"Is that how your mother raised you?" she said.
I told her that the spot was mine, she got a better spot anyway, and I don't want to hear her bullshit. She then called me a low-life, and how dare you swear in front of my son - which I actually started lauging at...
I think I then said, "nice car, by the way..."
Then she started calling me a fucking asshole and so forth...to which I responded, "Language! Think of the child!!!" I think her head was on the verge of exploding at that point...
Good times.
Bluesman
slat1
New member
You should have just driven passed the spot five minutes later and slashed all her tires and smashed her headlight and tail lights.
*If you want to be really evil. You pull the sticker off the plate which says what month the car is registered. Cops notice that shit while following people. She will get pulled over. I know a few people that did this. The ex friend they did it to got pulled over after a couple of drinks.. DWI
*If you want to be really evil. You pull the sticker off the plate which says what month the car is registered. Cops notice that shit while following people. She will get pulled over. I know a few people that did this. The ex friend they did it to got pulled over after a couple of drinks.. DWI
