Honestly Moose, I can see where the flames would be comming from based on the tone of your post. Many others have been more creative in asking for a source. And, YES, I understnad that you're not...but intent is often less important than perception...especially in the eyes of MODS. If there is even a hint of doubt as to how your inquiry may be taken, just email a MOD--always error on the side of caution my friend.
However, try not to get too discouraged on your quest.
vicodan goes for like $10 per pill on the open market (as far ass I can tell)...so I wish you well in your quest.
You could always smash your hand with a hammer, go in for the surgery, and fill the script for the vicodan that way...of course, then you would have the whole broken hand thing to worry about--so nevermind.
Again, good luck.
--MOE