p0ink!! How the hell do you stay single?

[gymtime]

How is it that some lucky little philly hasn't snatched you up yet?

 

[naturally anabolic]

hes a switch hitter....

 

[HumorMe]

gymtime said snatch.

 

[p0ink]

i think the 'problem' is me.

i would always go on and on about wanting to find a 'normal girl', and i always tell myself that's what i need. however, when i find one, they are extremely boring and have absolutely no personality whatsoever. when i do find a girl who is cool, they are usually like the girl version of me, which i think is cool for awhile, but then i soon realize, 'hey, wait a minute. normal girls arents supposed to act like i do...i bet this girl is extremely fucked in the head.' and sad to say, im pretty much always right on the money.

see, i may make off color jokes and fuck around everry now and then, but these girls are always waaaayyyyy out there. they are always like (said in a high pitch girl voice), 'i like to cut myself....i sure want to kill my parents....i hope you get me pregnant...i worship the devil....' shit like that. it can be rather nerve racking at times.

 

[Burning_Inside]

I'm also done with women for the forseeable future. I'm 25, and I've got it all out of my system. Either that or I have problems with my test levels. I've just come to realize that in MY personal life, I have absolutely no need or desire to find a girl for anything other than a lay (for the time being), and even THAT has gone down on the list of important things to do in my life, superceded by showering and remembering to wipe my ass. I realized this the other night after I hooked up with this lady and blew my load, and figured to be nice, I'd finger her g spot. While she was laying there moaning and groaning, I'm there totally uninterested and thinking of pizza and video games. I realized I really don;t need to do this to myself anymore. I can make myself feel just as pleasured by smacking off in 5 minutes at home and leaving valuable time open for other things, like cooking a meal. I felt repulsed even kissing her afterwards. Like dammit just please lemme go home for the love of god.

 

[gymtime]

I'm also done with women for the forseeable future. I'm 25, and I've got it all out of my system. Either that or I have problems with my test levels. I've just come to realize that in MY personal life, I have absolutely no need or desire to find a girl for anything other than a lay (for the time being), and even THAT has gone down on the list of important things to do in my life, superceded by showering and remembering to wipe my ass.

Can't argue with that. I mean honestly, ever gone a week without wiping your ass?

 

[Burning_Inside]

Can't argue with that. I mean honestly, ever gone a week without wiping your ass?

probably when I was a kid.